Has anyone ever made roadkill? Hit a critter? What did you do??

geechiedan

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did you even stop??
 
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While driving between cities I got flagged down by a truck driver he'd hit a big ass male Kudu wanted to know if had a knife on me, I said I sho do now let me get some of that hind quarter he wanted the head and the horns and a few other bits. The meat was fire by the way grilled that sumbitch the entire weekend :cheers:
 
A deer hit me, but it was a light hit and did not do any damage, I stopped and the deer kept it moving so I kept it moving too, last year a huge raccoon ran in front of my car out of nowhere I ran him completely over, but he kept it moving too, I don't think the tires got him but I know he was scuffed up.
 
When I was a kid in high school, my father hit a deer coming home late one night. State Trooper told him he could take it home if he wanted. He woke me up at 1am on a school night to help drag it to our backyard and I helped him gut and prepare it.
 
Bird flew right into my grill on the highway. Unalived himself,I kept going. Scuffed my shit up a little tho
 
Personally no but I have seen a cat get hit by a truck. That carcass was flattened like a pancake on the road.

I always wondered how animals get hit cause usually you should be able to see them well a head in front of you with your high beams on from my driving experience.
 
Last year I saw this exact scene in northern Minnesota. I ran over the last baby and that one fucked with me for a while. I had no way to avoid it. They were crossing in the curve of state route and there was nothing I could do. Wasn't tryin to go back because when you hit these mofos they get the last "fuck you" when you bust the funk sack on their rears.


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Meh. Bird flew into my grill once, but didn't know until the next morning when i was leaving for work. Glad I always do a walk around on my rides every morning. Car would've had a stench and I wouldn't know why. Hit a duck once while it was crossing the street with its ducklings in tow......on Easter Sunday morning. Stopped and looked in the rear view and saw all the babies just gathered around. Ah well. Circle of life. Gotta outta my neighborhood quick before my PETA loving neighbors called the cops or something. On a positive note, someone had fine Easter dinner. Duck a L'Orange or something.
 
Hit a dog once on the way to work. Mother fucker came out of nowhere and there was nothing I could do, other than crash my car to avoid hitting it and it goes without saying that wasn't going to happen. The part that fucked me up though was I glanced in the rear view and saw that bastard tumble to the side of the road, smh. Hadn't thought about that in years...thanks for bringing up an unpleasant memory :angry::giggle:
 
I ran over a cat once. it was dark and the little fella ran out into the street. I pulled over and it was still alive- and there, on the corner- was a little girl, like 5,6 or 7 years old crying her eyes out. I told her how sorry I was, but he was still alive, so I would go try to get him out the street.

At that moment a caddy came along and took all 8 remaining lives and sent homie to cat heaven. :dunno:
 
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