Has Anyone Ever Been With A Woman Living On The Down Low?

Imsonecessary

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I met this black broad a lil while back and she impressed me as a go getter type. She was VERY aggressive and spoke with authority. She said that she was in the nursing field so I could see it. Her body was of the tight huge booty perky titty variety just like PinkyXXX but chocolate. The first time I hooked up with the chick she sucked my dick like a world class dick eater, but her big ass was not smelling fresh at all :smh: So I skeeted and stepped.

We hooked up again like a month later, she sucked my dick then I skeeted all over her face and she actually said "I never had that done before" I was like "sure whatever :rolleyes: "...Afterwards it was time to fuck, she laid me back on her couch and hoped on, but before she did she said "I'm a little tight" I said to myself "sure whatever :rolleyes: " But when she actually began to slide down the pole that pussy was like brand new :eek: This chick was like 24 years old at the time and her head game was magnificent but her pussy was so tight that it was not fuckable, then it smelled kinda :smh: after I busted it open. :puke:

I ended up stop fucking the chick, then I noticed a rainbow gay flag sticker on her TV, I asked her "So you go both ways?" :confused: She confessed then said that she has been going to church and was trynna get that out of her life. I said aight then I left, it didn't matter she was just a fuck.

I played phone tag with the broad for a couple of months and she was always on some shit like "call before you come" or "I'll call you back" or some shit like that and she was only a jump off to me so I felt somekind of way about that. So I pulled up to her crib half assed unannounced and when I got there she was dressed in FULL BULL DAGGER ATTIRE!!!! She had conrows, a headband, some long ass shorts with Timbs on and a plaid button up mens shirt like 9 sizes too big. The house she was living in also had two other stone cold bulldaggers in it and this time when she was talking to me she was talking with her hands like she was doing a rap video or something.

Have any of you fellas ever experienced a black woman living on the DL like that? Switching up personalities along sex lines?
 

yes i have

and
the pussy stank like that
cus
u was the first one in it
in a minute

kinda like a vacation house
nobody been there in a while
but
after u air it out its good to go

butch dykes
are amazing in bed
amazingly submissive too

by the way
:lol:
@
DOWNLOW

dont sleep

:cool:
 
nah the chick i had was openly Bi (feminine Bi by the way), but that sounds like an interesting story homie.
 
Thank God I have never had a situation like that happen to me, but your Q to stop messing with her is when you smelled her coochie smelling like garbage. You can get Aids from oral you know, you should not have gone back to that ho, head game or not.
 
clitsational said:

yes i have

and

butch dykes
are amazing in bed
amazingly submissive too
dont sleep

:cool:



:hmm:

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Chillin over here now after the ban huh? Im sure you are Caucasian now, trying to ease your way in! They BLACK BROADS & not BLACK BITCHES? Just say a chick , girl, women, dudes here gonna assume she BLACK unless otherwise stated it is BGOL!
BGOL he Loves black culture but hates Black People especially the women so prepare yourself for IMSO!
 
I know a few bull-dykes that will take dick on the low :lol: Will argue all day with dudes about how dick makes them sick and is of no use to them to the point where they will try to fight but will fuck on the low. I've had one try to give me the pussy but she was dressed in her male attire and was talking like a man when she was talking about hooking up and that shit just turned me off. I know a dude that has fucked her and he, like the threadstarter, said the head was the bomb but the pussy wasn't to fresh (was hairy as hell too) and while he was fucking her all she did was lay there looking at the ceiling not moving or making any kind of noises
 
Man,...you just confessed to having sexual relations with a "stanky pussy" broad once.....but yet you returned for sex a second time....and then arrived unannounced a third.

:(

How can a woman with bad hygiene have you sprung?

Oh let me guess...she was just your "jump off", right?
 
hooked up with a few bi chics :yes: , but none of them was on the D/L :smh:
all of them would openly admit to be bisexual.

one chic was one of them "transformer" types: girl by day, bulldagger at night.
i think i was a front for her fam cause when i met her mom's she was on some, "thank you jesus she's dating a man" :lol:

i never had to deal with her when she was in her queen latifah "set it off" mode. only dealt with ol' girl when she wanted some dick which was fine with me cause i wasn't tryin' wife her
 
longfatyoung said:
Chillin over here now after the ban huh? Im sure you are Caucasian now, trying to ease your way in! They BLACK BROADS & not BLACK BITCHES? Just say a chick , girl, women, dudes here gonna assume she BLACK unless otherwise stated it is BGOL!
BGOL he Loves black culture but hates Black People especially the women so prepare yourself for IMSO!
:confused: What'd I miss? BTW, this thread is bullshit.
 
Dr. Munhihausen II said:
Man,...you just confessed to having sexual relations with a "stanky pussy" broad once.....but yet you returned for sex a second time....and then arrived unannounced a third.
:(

How can a woman with bad hygiene have you sprung?

Wondered the exact same thing. That's just sad.
 
My Ex girlfriend from highschool "decided" that she didn't like men anymore. Started dating studs and Butch ass ugly women. All the time she was claiming she was gay and done with men she was fucking me still. Eventually she got out of the lifestyle (like so many of them do) and started chasing men again.... :lol:
 
Dr. Munhihausen II said:
Man,...you just confessed to having sexual relations with a "stanky pussy" broad once.....but yet you returned for sex a second time....and then arrived unannounced a third.

:(

How can a woman with bad hygiene have you sprung?

Oh let me guess...she was just your "jump off", right?
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Been with a bi-femme b4 but her pussy did not stank!!!...as a matter of fact she was a clean freak literally....her car was alwayz clean and her house wuz off the meter....

She confessed that she liked girls with big boobz...I tried soooo hard to hook up a threesome but evertime a possible 3rd was in play...she would say she "don't look clean"....lmbao :D


 
Don_P said:
hooked up with a few bi chics :yes: , but none of them was on the D/L :smh:
all of them would openly admit to be bisexual.

one chic was one of them "transformer" types: girl by day, bulldagger at night.
i think i was a front for her fam cause when i met her mom's she was on some, "thank you jesus she's dating a man" :lol:

i never had to deal with her when she was in her queen latifah "set it off" mode. only dealt with ol' girl when she wanted some dick which was fine with me cause i wasn't tryin' wife her

cosign...the girl I fucked was same situation...she told me she was bi this that and the third.. seemed more like the dom type cause she stayed rockin sweatpants and hoodies and always talked about how she wanted to turn this girl or that girl out...she was coo as shit...me and her went back to my dorm room, as she started talking about some chick she wanted to fuck in her class, slim jumped up on the bed, took off her shoes, got comfy and a brova already knew it was game time...
 
This chick went from looking like a dark skinned Pinky to looking like muhfuckin Eric Sermon. :smh:

Yeah I think her twat was funky because it was out of order for a LOoooong time. I got her being the type of dike that walks around with a strap-on 24/7 and even showers with it on. She's smart so she knew how to pull the feminine thing off because she didn't act like a lesbo at all, but when I pulled up to her spot without double calling, I seen that she pulled the okie doke on me.
:lol:

For the record that head was on a Jada Fire/Obsession type level. I was willing to overlook the funky twat. I'm one of those non internet dudes that enjoys the warmth of a females body over jacking off to porn posted on messageboards...
 
Imsonecessary said:
This chick went from looking like a dark skinned Pinky to looking like muhfuckin Eric Sermon. :smh:

Yeah I think her twat was funky because it was out of order for a LOoooong time. I got her being the type of dike that walks around with a strap-on 24/7 and even showers with it on. She's smart so she knew how to pull the feminine thing off because she didn't act like a lesbo at all, but when I pulled up to her spot without double calling, I seen that she pulled the okie doke on me.
:lol:

For the record that head was on a Jada Fire/Obsession type level. I was willing to overlook the funky twat. I'm one of those non internet dudes that enjoys the warmth of a females body over jacking off to porn posted on messageboards...

Don't sit there and hold your breath...tell her to go freshen up



Never overlook funk...that can come back and HUNT

If she like that...make the next time a threesome... that stank ho will love it.
 
Nah the reason it stank is cause of the dildos son. Dildo comes out the drawer into the tookie, maybe even the shitter, and guess where it goes back son. In the fucking dresser drawer. Her other bitches probably licking and spitting on the plastic n shit and using it on themselves too as well.

You can catch shit like that son.........
 
Imsonecessary?!?! From ASR!?!? Didn't they ban yo ass from ASR. Now you over here. I thought you didn't like black girls now you fuckin' em. :lol:
 
Imsonecessary said:
For the record that head was on a Jada Fire/Obsession type level. I was willing to overlook the funky twat. I'm one of those non internet dudes that enjoys the warmth of a females body over jacking off to porn posted on messageboards...

You are a NON INTERNET DUDE but you feel the need to get on an internet message board and make up dumb ass stories like your writing Penthouse forum?

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If your story in remotely true i'm sure you left out the part wher you ate her pussy both times.
 
DaleMabry said:
"99% of all lesbians like a little dick every now and then..."
-Me'Shell Ndegeocello

I think that is mostly attributable to black lesbians. Most of the gay sistas I've known have had a kid or three. In my experience, white dykes tend to see lesbianism almost as a religion, and their fat Birkenstock-wearing asses are fanatics.
 
DaleMabry said:
"99% of all lesbians like a little dick every now and then..."
-Me'Shell Ndegeocello
yeah she would know...lol..i bet she gets more pussy than all of us...COMBINED!
 
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