H.R ~ Occupational Hazards

[bgbtylvr]

“Thank for coming in. It’s time we shake things up around here.”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Let’s HOP to it!”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“I need you to work a SPLIT tonight.”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“I may need a cavity filled.”

I can help you with that.

 

[bgbtylvr]

“I’m gonna work through; can you bring me lunch to my office?”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Our relationship is tongue & cheek.”

Open those cheeks.

 

[bgbtylvr]

“This place has really turned around since you got here.”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“I’m gonna need your opinion on something.”

Solid POINTS!

 

[bgbtylvr]

“You’re the best nurse we have on the floor. There’s something in your I like.”

 

[EchoCrash]

Again, I have shit for impulse-control and I’m prone to making terrible decisions. That said, sign me right up.

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Better………worse?”

Better.

 

[bgbtylvr]

“You’re always on point, Smith. Solid points!”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Give me an estimate on your overhead.”

I like these estimates.

 

[bgbtylvr]

“I’m open for any positions you have available.”

You’re definitely gonna receive my input.

 

[bgbtylvr]

“let’s see those reports”

 

[bgbtylvr]

Dr, what’s my diagnosis?

BLOODCLAAAT!

 

[bgbtylvr]

Day off???? FAT CHANCE!!!

Take all the time you need.

 

[bgbtylvr]

“A patient almost died! I don’t need your lip service!!!”

I’m listening.

 

[bgbtylvr]

“ ORANGE you glad to see me?”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Ladies and gentlemen, uhhhhhhhhhhhh we’re about ready to pushback.”

 

[bgbtylvr]

Are you open for any input?

 

[bgbtylvr]

“..and by ‘shaky’ what do you mean?”

 

[bgbtylvr]

 

[bgbtylvr]

Let me off some input.

 

[bgbtylvr]

 

[bgbtylvr]

I’m behind you all the way!

 

[bgbtylvr]

Outchea falsifying records.

 

[bgbtylvr]

Yeah I’m back. Still have an issue with swelling.

 

[jack walsh13]

I love bitches so much!!!!

 

[HellBoy]

“You’re the best nurse we have on the floor. There’s something in your I like.”

Now thats a nasty chick.

 

[bgbtylvr]

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Things got UGLY in there. We’re letting you go. Keep your shirt on.”

 

[bgbtylvr]

You manager! NOW!!!!

 

[bgbtylvr]

 

[bgbtylvr]

You have amazing background in medicine.