H.R ~ Occupational Hazards

[bgbtylvr]

Don’t shit where you eat!
If you can help it.
But sometimes…
I mean…


Just-don’t-blow the bag!

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Give me one-good-reason bit to fire your ass right now!”

Thats TWO!

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Do you know why you’re BACK in my office, after JUST reprimanding yesterday!?!?”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“You’re killing me! You’re really killing me! If it were up to me, I’d….”

LAST WARNING!

 

[bgbtylvr]

“I normally don’t hire this quickly but the last secretary forced me hand. I pass your application on to my —“

Shiiiiid, a lot of people can’t read. You can start the today. Right now, really.

 

[bgbtylvr]

“I’ve let two others go THIS week! Show me something, or you’re next!”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Well, somebody is stealing supplies and you were the last one in there, so….”

My apologies.

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Soooo, you ain’t stealing donuts; because the count is off! You tell me! Where are the donuts?”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Picking on you? How? If the donut count is off, and it’s your shift, prove me wrong! You stealing from me????”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Kathy, you’re fired! FIRED! There are too many donuts!”
Kathy: Too many…? That doesn’t…?
FIRED, goddamnit!

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Craaaaazy week. I need you to pick up an extra shit. Thoughts?”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Had to let Kathy go; bitch was adding donuts to the count. You’re back in charge. Show me at overtime!”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“You’re a great addition to the company. Wish we had two of you. Thinking of adding my desk to my office so we can work closely.”

“Hey, lots of people can’t file, organize, type or make coffee. Welcome aboard.”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Make-this-your-last-time-being-late-for-work!”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“I’m just gonna shadow you until I feel you’ve got it.”

 

[sammyjax]

“Do you know why you’re BACK in my office, after JUST reprimanding yesterday!?!?”

Good lord

 

[bgbtylvr]

“They said they never received two large packages. They were on YOUR route and your truck, so YOU tell me.”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“ You can’t just half-ass your work and keep your job!”

Well, we ARE short staffed.

 

[bgbtylvr]

“We’re missing meds! Someone is stealing whole bottles of Noassatall! Know anything about it?”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“I’m gonna need you to work a split today. Doable?”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“I heard you showed your ass out there today. What gives?”

 

[bgbtylvr]

I want your ass in my office NOW!

 

[bgbtylvr]

“You’re out of sick days. Give me one good reason to give you that day off!”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Two patients came in for cleanings and said their mouths tasted funny. I told em it’s the anesthesia, but …”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“You’re late again! There’s no excuse for…………. Well, I mean, things happens so…. Just, just don’t let it KEEP happening because….”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“You come in my office unprepared? Where’s your laptop? Do you even have a pen to take dictation?!?”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh, ladies and gentlemen, I’ve turned on the fasten seatbelt sign and would like for you all to stay in your seats.”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“I’ll have to send this matter up the chain of commands.”

 

[bgbtylvr]

“You’re still fired.”

 

[bgbtylvr]

Yes there’s overtime available”

 

[bgbtylvr]

Your resume looks good. I’ll have to dig deeper. “

 

[yaBoi]

“Do you know why you’re BACK in my office, after JUST reprimanding yesterday!?!?”

i knew those thing were going to be nice before she opened her shirt!

 

[bgbtylvr]

 

[bgbtylvr]

Why aren’t you ever on the floor when I need you? What are you…..?

 

[bgbtylvr]

“Yo ASS got some explaining to do!”

“Get back to work.”