GTA V Official Thread ( The Perfect Scores Are Rolling In )

Finally did my first heist, go a pro hacker that gave us 2 mins and no problems. Then finally had my first visit in the strip club and didn't get caught with Sapphire so say asked me to take her home but when it came time to meet her outside, she bailed when we got to the car lol. So I went back in and got a dance from a chick named Nikki and that went a bit smoother after the dance lol. This game is nuts.​
 
Finally did my first heist, go a pro hacker that gave us 2 mins and no problems. Then finally had my first visit in the strip club and didn't get caught with Sapphire so say asked me to take her home but when it came time to meet her outside, she bailed when we got to the car lol. So I went back in and got a dance from a chick named Nikki and that went a bit smoother after the dance lol. This game is nuts.​


You stay away from my bitch Nikki Theo!! :furious:

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:


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shit is ridiculous man. been to da strip club already, SO much random shit happens on da street :eek: seen cops chasin a dude, pull him over, get out their car and get ran over by someone ELSE speeding on da highway. da drunken bums on da streets at night are funny as SHIT! was shocked at seeing titties in da strip club....LOVE the 'touching' mechanic LMAO.

game is so beautiful, this is da first GTA game where i actually obey traffic laws...stoppin at red lights and shit, lookin around only to get startled when da person behind me drives around me cursing me out :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
i think since its ur first heist they dont let it fuck up too much but...


the hacker couldnt hack so my time inside the jewelry store was short.... another dude couldnt handle the bikes and got himself killed and drops some of the money... and the other dude got lost during the escape....

:lol::lol:

I hired the gunman cheap gunman that lester called an idot. That Ninja crashed his bike and killed himself, cost me 25,000 casualty expense. I still had enough to payoff for the house and keep some.:lol::lol:
 
I suck at driving,this is why I avoided GTA. Score would be off the charts if I didn't have to drive. Overall dope game though

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I suck at driving,this is why I avoided GTA. Score would be off the charts if I didn't have to drive. Overall dope game though

Sent from your girls crib

Me, too. I'm all over the place. It wasn't like this on San Andreas. With GTA4, too, I couldn't drive, but in that game if you crashed you flew out the damned car:angry: 5 MPH? through the window you go.
 
so no posts in the sons of anarchy thread tonight.. :lol: was a good episode

I didn't even eat dinner last night.....like straight up CONSUMED by gta. This game might be awesome for my diet. All i did was drink water and play this.

When i went to bed at midnight i was like DAMMIT i missed SoA! Oh well dvr and xbmc will have to do. I'll watch it at work before i open up. Them fools can wait on their wine....they'll be okay.

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Ok dammit can somebody please post the site so i can start training chop, or is it only on iOS now?

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No Dude, no way in hell is it THAT serious. Ya'll getting carried away now. You might as well say you tried to stick ya dick in the middle of the disc if you into the game like that. :smh:

wonders what would make YOU even THINK of something like that......:smh::smh: you must have............nothing, ill leave it alone.......
 
If you touch the stripper long enough the like meter goes up. At that point u can get a double dance or take her home. It takes a couple dances to fill up. If you take her home, you fuck then u get her number. Probably can hit multiple times. She will even send u a teasing text photo. No hot coffee mini game BTW. I'm gonna try to fuck em all. :lol:

I took me on the second try to get the first stripper's bar filled up and the second stripper on the first try...

I wish they had an option to go with the second stipper,because the first one I had was on some bullshit...:hmm::hmm::hmm:


That stripper bitch Peach or peaches, don't spend money on her, wasted my time, liking her dance, getting more dances, then asked the bitch to go home with me...she's like "no I got a man"...fuck that hoe, I should've shot her and picked my money back up.


:gun06::gun06:

Chasity told me that she's was no cheap hooker from the hood....:roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2::roflmao2:
 
Ok dammit can somebody please post the site so i can start training chop, or is it only on iOS now?

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Is It me, or Is Rockstar straight shitting on Android devices, can't put nothing on my Note II, Gonna have to break out my iphone 4 which I basically use as an ipod.:smh:
 
this shit is the crack that i expected it to be:dance: popped the disc in at 10 last night and played straight through till 5 AM and didn't even feel it:eek: the switching between characters is cool and smooth as fuck too:eek:
 
a lil tip for that first heist.. don't get the cheap crew. I got the most talented crew that wanted a bigger cut and my friend got the cheap crew. I ended up with 4.9 million and my friend got 2.9 million.
 
When they say dont install the 2nd discs what is it Im supposed to do? Finished the first disc then it asked for the 2nd and starting up but Im seeing alot of pop ins during the intro.
 
Me and my dog chop just been cruising all day I ain't do no missions yet lmao
 
When they say dont install the 2nd discs what is it Im supposed to do? Finished the first disc then it asked for the 2nd and starting up but Im seeing alot of pop ins during the intro.

I never had an Xbox but I think with Xbox you can install the game disc to the hardrive right ?

So Xbox comes with 2 disc

Install the one Install disc to the Xbox
Don't install the second game disc , play the game from the disc
 
I never had an Xbox but I think with Xbox you can install the game disc to the hardrive right ?

So Xbox comes with 2 disc

Install the one Install disc to the Xbox
Don't install the second game disc , play the game from the disc

Ok wanted to make sure I didnt fuck up and install the play disc when It asked to put it in. Im still at the beginning but damn this game is the shit!! :yes:
 
couple more things:

Some lady's getting jacked on rodeo drive... i put one in his head, recover 2000 & decide to give it back...my reward was a pitiful 200 bucks :smh: i needed that bread too...still doing fucking cab missions. waitin on a courier to bring some gas back thru...in real life.. I took off the rest of the week, FUCK IT :yes:
 
I had a glitch on mine or maybe It was just me

I called Franklin as Michael , I was suppose to meet him somewhere but them I wanted to cAncel it
So I used my phone and went to the cancel hangout and the phone froze , I press every button on the ps3 controller and it wouldn't change
The only way to get rid of the phone was going into Michaels house and into a cut video scene
 
When they say dont install the 2nd discs what is it Im supposed to do? Finished the first disc then it asked for the 2nd and starting up but Im seeing alot of pop ins during the intro.

go get a playstation 3............:lol: we dont have those issues..........
 
Rockstar working out Social Club and iFruit companion app issues

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With the launch of Grand Theft Auto 5 this week, both Rockstar Games Social Club and the GTA iFruit companion app have had numerous issues. According to an update on its support page, Rockstar is aware of problems like account linking being down, stats not syncing properly and content not loading correctly, and is working to resolve them.

While Social Club has been around for years, Rockstar just launched the iFruit companion app this week to coincide with GTA 5's release. The free app allows players to take care of Chop, the pet dog owned by one of the game's characters, as well as customize vehicles and license plates for use in the game.

via: CVGSource: Rockstar Support

http://www.joystiq.com/2013/09/18/rockstar-working-out-social-club-and-ifruit-companion-app-issues/
 
When they say dont install the 2nd discs what is it Im supposed to do? Finished the first disc then it asked for the 2nd and starting up but Im seeing alot of pop ins during the intro.


"UPDATE 3: Digital Foundry has investigated the matter further and discovered a possible solution to the Grand Theft Auto 5 Xbox 360 "play" disc installation issue. The video, below, shows footage of the game played with the "install disc" installed to the Xbox 360 hard drive, as is mandatory, and the "play disc" installed to a USB flash drive. Doing so appears to eradicate the performance issues found when both discs are installed to the Xbox 360 hard drive."



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do they have ANY black strippers????????:smh::smh:

i saw one, forget her name. she was in all black. made it rain on her a couple times...till da bitch spoke :smh:

me & my wife looked at each other like :puke: bitch sounded like a man
 
Top 5 ways to make money on the GTA V stock market

GTA V's stock market is proving to be a great in-game feature where you can generate a lot of cash, but how can you make like a Wall Street tycoon ?

Simple, just try PSU's GTA V stock market tips.

Note: The GTA V stock market consists of the LCN (offline stocks,) which can be affected by events that happen in-game via objectives and side missions and the BAWSAQ, which can be affected by global events cause by the online GTA community.

1. Invest in one of the automobile firms, then cruise around destroying your rivals' cars. The end result will see sale of your cars go up and your stocks rise.

2. Buying cheap stock is a tycoon's dream scenario and to do so in GTA V is easy. Simply apply the reverse tactic to our first tip. For example, if you shoot down a plane the stocks for that company plummet. Buy those stocks cheap then shoot your rivals planes down to re-inflate your stock value.

3. Buy into guns or ammo in the early days. These stocks should go through the roof as gamers get their hands on weapons.

4. Listen closely to the radio and character dialogue for stock tips.

5. Assassination missions provided by Lester always tell you how some stock will be affected if you bump off a rival CEO.

10 more tips to make money fast in GTA V


6. Boost skills like Driving and Stamina with expert road maneuvers and triathlons. The better your characters' skills, the easier that completing heists and other missions with maximum efficiency will be. And you WANT those heists to go off without a hitch--perfect execution leads to significantly higher payouts and can help compensate for AI crew members' failings.

7. Don't risk losing money to the perils of Los Santos. Save your tricked-out car in a garage ASAP, for a rainy day, lest an accident or explosion leave you out hundreds of thousands of dollars.

8. Off-road races, midnight street races, and sea races are your friends. Use these opportunities to kill two birds with one stone, raising your Driving skill and earning cash at the same time.

9. Watch out for Gruppe 6 security vans; they carry thousands of dollars of cash in the back, so run one off the road, or shoot at the van to get the security officers to come out. Then, hit the back doors with an RPG or drive the van to a gas station and blow up the tanks. A suitcase of cash awaits.

10. Hang around ATMs, wait for an unsuspecting passerby to make a withdrawal, and rob them.
With these tips, you'll be making money hand over fist in GTA V.



http://www.psu.com/a021023/10-more-tips-to-make-money-fast-in-GTA-V?page=2
 
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NYPD say three posed as police on Staten Island to get early copy of 'Grand Theft Auto V'


STATEN ISLAND, N.Y. -- They posed as cops so they could play as crooks, police say.

A trio of over-eager video gamers-- one an auxiliary NYPD officer, another the son of a retired officer -- posed as cops to cut hundreds of people on a midnight line to buy the "Grand Theft Auto V" video game in the Staten Island Mall Tuesday, authorities allege.

They even drove off in a car with a lights-and-sirens package installed, according to police.

The video game allows players to take on the roles of three hardened criminals in the fictional California city of Los Santos.

But instead of playing as three criminals, they ended up charged as three criminals.

Police identified the suspects as Frank Santanastaso, 19, of Jardine Avenue in Bulls Head, Matthew Kirsheh, 20, of Furness Place in New Springville, and Kirolos Abdel Sayed, 19, of the 100 block of Kelly Boulevard in New Springville.

Santanastaso had his father's NYPD shield tattooed on his arm, Kirsheh was carrying a fake NYPD shield in his wallet, and Abdel Sayed had his auxiliary badge and ID, according to court papers and law enforcement sources.

The group rode up to the mall before midnight in a car that had been purchased at a police auction, according to a law enforcement source familiar with the case, and after dropping two friends at the back of the long line gathered outside the mall, they pulled around to the front. Authorities did not provide the make of the car Tuesday, though court papers refer to it as "an exact replica of an unmarked police vehicle."

At first, they were simply mistaken for police, the source said -- a mall guard offered them coffee, and a GameStop manager thanked them for providing additional security.

"They sort of rode the ruse," the source said. "They didn't correct the record. They sort of went along with it."

One of them flashed a badge to get inside the mall building, and Abdel Sayed asked a GameStop manager if he could buy the game. When the manager asked who he was, he said "I'm with the NYPD," the source said. The manager saw the auxiliary badge underneath his shirt and OKed the purchase, selling the game to Abdel Sayed and Santanastaso, the source said.

The alleged ruse fell apart, though, when the group left the Mall.

They got back into the car and pulled a U-turn -- in front of a real police officer in an unmarked car, according to a law enforcement source.

The unmarked car followed them, then pulled them over outside of Kirshesh's house on Furness Place, authorities allege.

Abdel Sayed is identified in court papers as an auxiliary volunteer with the NYPD's 122nd Precinct. Santanastaso's father is retired from the NYPD, according to the law enforcement source.

Regarding the fake shield in his wallet, Kirsheh told police, "I don't usually carry it on me and I got it from my friend," according to court papers.

All three were slated to be arraigned in Stapleton Criminal Court Tuesday.

Kirsheh and Abdel Sayed were both back home Tuesday afternoon, but declined comment when contacted by the Advance. Attempts to contact Santanastaso were unsuccessful Tuesday.

The three men each face a single count of second-degree criminal impersonation, a misdemeanor punishable by up to a year in jail, according to information from District Attorney Daniel Donovan's office.

If they'd been arrested in the game instead of in real life, they likely would have lost all of their ammo and some of their money before being set free.

http://www.silive.com/news/index.ssf/2013/09/grand_theft_idiots_nypd_say_th.html
 
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