Growing up bumping your shoulder
- Thread starter jawnswoop
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2010s reaction is pure comedy.
@jawnswoop @doe moe @Coldchi
My funniest use of shoulder bumps back in the '90s leading to a fight. There was an older kid in the neighborhood who used to bully the younger crowd. Not sure how he got away with it. He was a poindexter himself, lol. I have no idea what has happened to him in the past 30 years, and he probably went on to become a serial killer, but I don't recall his last name to Google him.
That said ... he was antagonizing me and calling me all types of names as I delivered my newspapers. Told him to back off several times or there would be problems. He kept going for it. Shoulder bumps followed by more warnings from me, but I had the gameplan mapped out. We were on my block across the street and down the way. Standing on a neighbor's lawn and they had a prickle bush directly behind him. After one of the shoulder bumps I grabbed both of his shoulders and leg swept him (right leg taking out both of his legs) into the bushes. He was startled like WTF and I proceeded to rain down punches.
I think I remember saying to him afterward - "I warned you countless times" - haha.
That shit was long overdue.
My funniest use of shoulder bumps back in the '90s leading to a fight. There was an older kid in the neighborhood who used to bully the younger crowd. Not sure how he got away with it. He was a poindexter himself, lol. I have no idea what has happened to him in the past 30 years, and he probably went on to become a serial killer, but I don't recall his last name to Google him.
That said ... he was antagonizing me and calling me all types of names as I delivered my newspapers. Told him to back off several times or there would be problems. He kept going for it. Shoulder bumps followed by more warnings from me, but I had the gameplan mapped out. We were on my block across the street and down the way. Standing on a neighbor's lawn and they had a prickle bush directly behind him. After one of the shoulder bumps I grabbed both of his shoulders and leg swept him (right leg taking out both of his legs) into the bushes. He was startled like WTF and I proceeded to rain down punches.
I think I remember saying to him afterward - "I warned you countless times" - haha.
That shit was long overdue.