I was security for one of the top rappers back in the early 90s. Craziest shit i ever saw was a chick dying to get backstage to meet the top dawg. High and buzzed, he decided to have a lil fun. Invited her into the room and straight up said "count everyone in here - can you suck every dick and work your way up to mine?"
No lie, the bitch was giving head in the next 5 secs. Didn't even take time to answer the question. She hit off the security, the rapper's cousins, and even the dude that kept up with everybody's bags and shit. Broad even took 3-5 min breaks to catch her breath.
When it was time to dome up the rapper, and i bullshit you not...he says "U know what, I'm not really in the mood, you can go. But holla at us if you'll be in Houston next month. I got a show."
Bruh, the bitch literally said, "okay I'mma be there" and walked out with dirty knees and a fake Louie on her arms. We never saw her again, but we laughed about that shit til the sun came up. Too bad phone cams were't a thing back then. On 2nd thought...I'm glad they weren't.