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woodchuck said:
What the hell is in a person's diet that causes them to need dick pills? I'm not clowning, I'm just just asking. If you're younger than me, you shouldn't need them, because I don't. I'm sure it's not as black & white as I'm making it, but it boggles my mind that young cats are taking dick pills.
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Mental
Porn addict
Beer
 
woodchuck said:
What the hell is in a person's diet that causes them to need dick pills? I'm not clowning, I'm just just asking. If you're younger than me, you shouldn't need them, because I don't. I'm sure it's not as black & white as I'm making it, but it boggles my mind that young cats are taking dick pills.
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Man uncle chuck. I have no idea.

Some of these niggas really need them

I pray my joint never needs a pill

I would pound the cervix into mush


I'm slang that lumber like Paul Bunyan
 
Dude at the job from NY was always talking about this shit called "Zen" they sold in NY gas stations. He got me a few shit had me feeling like a 16 year old again where a wind breeze could get me hard(paws)...shit gave me a headache the 1st day but cool afterwards
 
woodchuck said:
What the hell is in a person's diet that causes them to need dick pills? I'm not clowning, I'm just just asking. If you're younger than me, you shouldn't need them, because I don't. I'm sure it's not as black & white as I'm making it, but it boggles my mind that young cats are taking dick pills.
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. Damn, do niggas on this site win a prize for sounding the dumbest? Erectyle dysfunction pills is a billion dollar industry. It's obviously a problem that some men have... diabetes, high blood pressure, mental aspects, ptsd, and some physical reasons. You mean to tell me you are grown and never heard of these things? Or are you trying to pretend ignorance to paint a picture that you're some Don Juan Mack daddy?

Your comment is as stupid as if you asked the same thing about getting cancer
 
Jeanyus03 said:
. Damn, do niggas on this site win a prize for sounding the dumbest? Erectyle dysfunction pills is a billion dollar industry. It's obviously a problem that some men have... diabetes, high blood pressure, mental aspects, ptsd, and some physical reasons. You mean to tell me you are grown and never heard of these things? Or are you trying to pretend ignorance to paint a picture that you're some Don Juan Mack daddy?

Your comment is as stupid as if you asked the same thing about getting cancer
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Dude, shut the fuck up. As for the highlighted last part, ask your mom.
 
Jeanyus03 said:
. Damn, do niggas on this site win a prize for sounding the dumbest? Erectyle dysfunction pills is a billion dollar industry. It's obviously a problem that some men have... diabetes, high blood pressure, mental aspects, ptsd, and some physical reasons. You mean to tell me you are grown and never heard of these things? Or are you trying to pretend ignorance to paint a picture that you're some Don Juan Mack daddy?

Your comment is as stupid as if you asked the same thing about getting cancer
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tina, shut yo bitchazz up
 
shaddyvillethug said:
Man uncle chuck. I have no idea.

Some of these niggas really need them

I pray my joint never needs a pill

I would pound the cervix into mush


I'm slang that lumber like Paul Bunyan
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I ain't popped a pill on a heaux in a minute. I drops this Jimmy Dean sausage off in a bitch britches till it's time to shoot this gravy in or on her. Bumpin' these heauxs knees.
 
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snark9 said:
I'm 37 too. I'm in shape so these chicks got expectations. I take them just as a precaution. Some of them tend to work pretty good.

I'm fuckin a 24 year old right now and she says that young dudes nowadays are 'jackrabbit all the time' premature ejaculators. Sounds like Internet porn fucked them up.
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That 24 year old pussy will a nigga believing straight bullshit.

She forgot to tell you this part after you interupted her like myself and all other men who fucked ypung women and was told the exact same bullshit...

The reason they are jackrabbits is because she letting them niggas get quickies in at work, clubs bbqs, parties,fucking her homegirl random cousin the first time and a plethora of other niggas her age cause at that age...fucking is the universal language

After i got wise i started telling them to stop telling lies...i dont need you to validate my stroke game by telling me bullshit so I will fuck you like this again....

See you have created a monster now...she hooked forever....trust me i been down that path..they dont care who you are with they will linger

With that said..

Keep Slaying
 
Osca Lee said:
That 24 year old pussy will a nigga believing straight bullshit.

She forgot to tell you this part after you interupted her like myself and all other men who fucked ypung women and was told the exact same bullshit...

The reason they are jackrabbits is because she letting them niggas get quickies in at work, clubs bbqs, parties,fucking her homegirl random cousin the first time and a plethora of other niggas her age cause at that age...fucking is the universal language

After i got wise i started telling them to stop telling lies...i dont need you to validate my stroke game by telling me bullshit so I will fuck you like this again....

See you have created a monster now...she hooked forever....trust me i been down that path..they dont care who you are with they will linger

With that said..

Keep Slaying
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Doesn't really have to be bullshit hell i was jackrabbiting women when i was a young dude.....I was interested in busting my nut and sending on their way...didnt give two shits if they got theirs :dunno:

Wasn't till my mid 20's I actually took pride in women getting theirs.
 
shaddyvillethug said:
You the nastiest nigga alive
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that'd be sam sneed...

Mrs. Sneed: Sam, what would you like to drink?

Sneed: Lemonade would be nice, dear.

*She brings him a glass of lemonade.*

Sneed: ......

Mrs. Sneed: What's wrong, honey?

Sneed: Well...nothing. It's fine.

*He looks at the glass disappointingly.*

Sneed: I...could...could you shoot it out your ass while I drink it?
 
LSN said:
that'd be sam sneed...

Mrs. Sneed: Sam, what would you like to drink?

Sneed: Lemonade would be nice, dear.

*She brings him a glass of lemonade.*

Sneed: ......

Mrs. Sneed: What's wrong, honey?

Sneed: Well...nothing. It's fine.

*He looks at the glass disappointingly.*

Sneed: I...could...could you shoot it out your ass while I drink it?
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???????
 
Not only is erectile dysfunction a multi billion industry but the black market for these dick pills are huge as well, besides potent painkillers like oxycotin, percocets etc. these dick pills are always lucrative to move on the black market due to the demand
 
I took one this time and that shit had me shaking and shivering in bed for two days. I played that shit off and told my girl I had the flu. I thought I was about to turn back the clock and hit her ass with the dougie from the back. Shit almost killed me.
 
i got the plug for them 100mg viagra. Wifey get my shit rock naturally, but I had a mental block on the new pwussy. Pop me a half and go to work. Them days long gone tho.
 

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