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Sshhhhhiiiiiiiddddddd i will SPARINGLY fuck with a black namba from time to time...that's only when i got a point to prove...

I'm 37 but i don't look my age so i get a few 23-28 year old women hitting on me from time to time...these young heauxs got energy, fam...

I'm 37 too. I'm in shape so these chicks got expectations. I take them just as a precaution. Some of them tend to work pretty good.

I'm fuckin a 24 year old right now and she says that young dudes nowadays are 'jackrabbit all the time' premature ejaculators. Sounds like Internet porn fucked them up.
 
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I had used the Black Panther and the Go Hard 5000. That Black Panther fucked up my sinuses for a few days.
that's b/c it has that counterfeit viagra in it.
it works by opening up the small blood vessels all over your body.
that's why it makes it easier to get hard, but also b/c your brain, sinuses, and such,
have a lot of those tiny vessels, the symptoms will occur in those areas.
 
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Shitttt...I've been fuckin with some pills called Folsac. They make you cum longer.
Last time I fucked my wife I made a gargle sound when I busted :lol:

Wife looke at me like O_o and busted out laughing. Shit felt good as hell though :lol: I felt like it last for bout 8-9 seconds :dance: Folsac is my shit!

I had used the Black Panther and the Go Hard 5000. That Black Panther fucked up my sinuses for a few days.
I've heard good things about Go Hard last time I was in the barbershop. A nigga might have to try em out. Plus my sinuses stay clogged!!!
 
that's b/c the it has that counterfeit viagra in it.
it works by opening up the small blood vessels all over your body.
that's why it makes it easier to get hard, but also b/c your brain, sinuses, and such,
have a lot of those tiny vessels, the symptoms will occur in those areas.
That makes sense. The dude at my barbershop said he uses it over viagra now
 
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What the hell is in a person's diet that causes them to need dick pills? I'm not clowning, I'm just just asking. If you're younger than me, you shouldn't need them, because I don't. I'm sure it's not as black & white as I'm making it, but it boggles my mind that young cats are taking dick pills.
 
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No reason a 30 something year old should functioning like a 60+ year old. Im 30. The only time I experienced erection issues was when I was jack hammering my shit too much to porn.

Tryna impress some lousy young bitch who u dont plan on sticking with is pointless. Niggas just need to put down them Chick-fil-A snacks and introduce their dicks to some new pussy. Thats all! Killing your bladder, liver etc with all those pills is nonsense. If you got a good 20 strong mins to give a bitch, then just fuck with the bitches who are content with 20 strong mins of fucking.

splashing on her back is all u should need to validate your masculinity. ...lol
 
Somebody gave me two rhino 7s, I haven't used them though.

I was also given a lil clear jar with a black lid and gold Chinese writing on it, containing 3 black pills. Took one on some fuck it, let me see what this shit does.

Man first, uncle chuck, let me say it's not a matter of need. My shit works like a 16 year old.

But man it was funny because my shit got hard on the couch during a movie and just would not go away. An hour of movie left and im full salute. That's actually what made the broad say hey fuck this movie let's go upstairs lol

Deeeeestroyed her and my shit acted like that for like two more days man. Idk wtf they were, but I ain't mad at em.
 
Somebody gave me two rhino 7s, I haven't used them though.

I was also given a lil clear jar with a black lid and gold Chinese writing on it, containing 3 black pills. Took one on some fuck it, let me see what this shit does.

Man first, uncle chuck, let me say it's not a matter of need. My shit works like a 16 year old.

But man it was funny because my shit got hard on the couch during a movie and just would not go away. An hour of movie left and im full salute. That's actually what made the broad say hey fuck this movie let's go upstairs lol

Deeeeestroyed her and my shit acted like that for like two more days man. Idk wtf they were, but I ain't mad at em.

Shit..Let em know it den.. Brah
 
What the hell is in a person's diet that causes them to need dick pills? I'm not clowning, I'm just just asking. If you're younger than me, you shouldn't need them, because I don't. I'm sure it's not as black & white as I'm making it, but it boggles my mind that young cats are taking dick pills.
I used to say that too, but nowadays bishes are so easy to come by, you get burnt trying to get thru them all.

All I really need to do is take a break, but fuck that. I'm not going to the injured reserve list. Give me the PEDs.

sidenote: I never took Viagra or Cialis before. I'm still all natural. Low sodium diet, exercise, and 10g of extra BCAA's with a protein shake still works for me. But when the time comes, I'm not ashamed.
 
Btw....nothing gets ya dick harder than new pussy.

This is a fact... I always had issues cummin as a young buck and it just would go on and on and on, then I had trouble staying up when I was 37ish and got the viagra but that statement about new is true, I think u get tired of the old stuff, so you gotta refocus... It's all weird... No rhyme or reason for it happening.
 
What the hell is in a person's diet that causes them to need dick pills? I'm not clowning, I'm just just asking. If you're younger than me, you shouldn't need them, because I don't. I'm sure it's not as black & white as I'm making it, but it boggles my mind that young cats are taking dick pills.
I didn't NEED them, but I was fucking a 22 year old and after drinking and smoking all night, I juiced a little to get me over that hump.
 
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Imho, a 37 year old shouldnt be looking too much older than a 20 something year old anyways. Unless they live a wild life, or just dont age well.

Btw....nothing gets ya dick harder than new pussy.

I agree but these young dudes be looking 10 years older and shit. Like Fournette out of LSU. That dude already look 37.
 
Damn bruh it hurt to read that shit

How old are you? Have some kind of ailment or disability?

I'm 39. Aside from some minor skin psoriasis I have no ailment or disability. I don't drink, don't use illicit drugs outside of marijuana, don't take prescriptions, rarely smoke, exercise regularly and have a normal BMI.

I don't know why my shit doesn't work like it used to, or even that it matters. I've had dozens of sexual partners, conceived 5 children, realized practically all of my sexual fantasies and been married twice.

I made the best of the time I had and now that its over it's time to find my thrills elsewhere.
 
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