Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?

Funny way to interpret that scene with Jaime then. She looked panicked and desperate as fuck. All the confidence drained. Stammering and stuttering and shit. Repeating the same lines over and over.

She got a better death than Tywin but you guys won’t talk about his sudden death.
Tywins death was fine
He he had a full arc
 
That is you! In a fucking TV show you NEED dialogue. You just gonna watch people be silent?
Now you are just being a clown. I hope you know it.

This season has little real dialogue! The scripts must be 3 pages long tops.

Wasn't like that before.

There is not always a need for dialogue. You people need to be spoon fed clearly. Hands held for you to get things. I’m just showing you I would be scared as fuck if a dragon was out here razing my neighborhood.

You want a character that never showed bravery in battle to be talking to who about what? Battle of blackwater she was ready to end it all with Tommen. Goes to hide on the throne. She gets scared.
 
Tywins death was fine
He he had a full arc

That’s just it. I didn’t think it was fine at the time. I was hoping he would get a gruesome death that took longer. However I’m not going to complain and moan about it. In fact I appreciate now how he died even though it didn’t jive with what I expected.
 
Tywin's death was well done.
That’s just it. I didn’t think it was fine at the time. I was hoping he would get a gruesome death that took longer. However I’m not going to complain and moan about it. In fact I appreciate now how he died even though it didn’t jive with what I expected.
 
What? Now you just typing bullshit just to type bullshit. Arya survived because of PLOT.

Get the fuck outta here. Now you are just a clown!
:lol: Then conveniently she rides out on a white horse. Then people want to make up shit with no proof that Bran must have sent the horse there.
 
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She said when her dragons are full grown.... she'd burn cities to the ground and take what is mine with fire and blood. Well she wasn't bluffing, Danerys and Drogon put in that work like Curry and Klay on a hot shooting night. Kings Landing may never be the same, here are my stretched out observations from Season 8 Episode 5 of Game of Thrones "The Bells"

  • Targaryen heritage: flipping the coin, waking the dragon, be a dragon, etc.
  • Varys acting Ned Stark like writing letters to the relm about true heir
  • “She won’t eat” Khaleesi know the lil birds are BBD “poision”
  • Jon arrives to Varys who says your girlfriend is crazy as cowshit
  • Varys is the only one who sees truth
  • Men decide where power resides ...whether or not they know it
  • She is my queeeeeeen to be sings Jon
  • Tyrion is a snitch…runteldat to Danerys
  • Ya’ll all betrayed me …Jon, Sansa, Tyrion, Lebron, Varys, Beyonce, etc
  • Dany looks so sick I thought Viserys was back
  • When a woman has an event coming and her hairdresser cancels (or killed) she’s on edge
  • Varys “I hear footsteps in the dark” and Young Obama arrives
  • Varys is the first Kinko’s operation of Westeros …11 copies a day by hand
  • Varys meets Judge Dredd Danerys on the cliffs of Dragonstone
  • Tyrion confesses …Varys is sentenced
  • Stealth Drogon? Where did he come from? He’s out here avoiding radar
  • Charbroiled spider makes Jon wonder if Danerys is losing it
  • Missendrei was into S&M… no wonder Young Obama is pissed
  • tumblr_prj064eN251tnlgqio3_500.gif

  • Jon ‘I forgot my Cialis” Snow refuses to console Danerys
  • Danerys proving who’s the real Targaryen… 100% down for that incest.
  • This is victory for Sansa …I should have burnt her ass about a week ago
  • I don’t have love here. I only have fear.” - Danerys “Let it be fear.”
  • If the ring bells call off attack Tyrion pleads
  • Dany never looks at Tyrion ….her & Obama already have a plan.
  • Wait for me outside city you’ll know when it’s time – Danerys subtle look towards Obama
  • BTW Jamie been captured… setting Tyrion up for treason
  • Still smuggling Davos ? …I need to keep my bloodline alive
  • I’m Arya of Winterfell Bureau of Investigation …my assignment to kill Cersei
  • Tyrion tries to speak broken Spanish to Unsullied guards
  • Casterly Rock bottom boys reunite
  • “You are the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
  • tyrionJaime.gif

  • Escape and go “Life of Pi” until they reach Pentos…?
  • Cersei’s armies, citizens of KL and iron fleet prepare
  • Closing the windows with duct tape is really not gonna help…it’s not hurricane season.
  • Darth Hound and Arya enter the KL octagon
  • arya_clegane.gif

  • “I gotta golden ticket” Jamie Lannister is denied access to Willy Wonka’s red keep
  • Slow jam version “Reign of Castamere plays
  • Euron looking for a fly ball like Kirby Puckett….
  • Drogon kamikaze dives straight down with sun behind him
  • Drogon destroys the Iron fleet and boiling water for his human hot dogs later
  • Young Obama at the gates banging mask off by Future
  • greyworm.gif

  • Gate explodes …golden company running like a water faucet.
  • Troops at the border wall failed to stop the Dothraki/Unsullied caravan.
  • Drogon was worth his weight in gold. The Golden Company wasn’t worth a gold dragon.
  • Harry Strickland has entered the game…. Strickland has left the game via Obama
  • Samwell Tarly killed more people than the Golden Company combined
  • Dothraki running through Lannister army like prunes in your bowels
  • Led by a literal spear chucker ...the immigrants began doing exactly what many KL conservatives feared.
  • tumblr_pricddphhI1w4sq2so1_400.gif
    tumblr_pricddphhI1w4sq2so2_400.gif

  • One good shot? Cersei....Gargamel is like “shhhhit”
  • Red keep never fallen Lannister’s will protect their queen… this denial is DEEP
  • This is your plan Cersei …hope you can kill all the dragons?
  • Both sides standoff in streets of KL… why is Davos sword unsheathed
  • Davos is the guy on the football team who plays 40 minutes and has a clean jersey
  • Drogon lands on a building …getting his 15 minute work break
  • Lannister army says that ain’t Pete’s dragon we surrender
  • The bells ring across the city…. all Danerys hears is “Rock the Bells”
  • Danerys Stormborn hard as hell…. Burning up you city I don’t care who you tell
  • That’s my daddy’s house ya’ll stole…. Someone’s gotta pay (citywide dracarys)
  • tumblr_priihz4HaV1ub85qv_540.gif

  • Brans vision of dragon flying over KL comes true
  • Bran was allowed to stream the film "Attack on KL" a year early on Ravenflix... 2/5 stars
  • Young Obama strikes with nothing but black rage…. thinking “they killed Michelle”
  • Jon still knows nothing …. This fool is trying to stop the attack
  • Tyrion deserves the No Bell Peace Prize...
  • Cersei’s wine chalice breaks as she looks out window in denial
  • UFC undercard fight airing free on FOX …Jamie vs. Euron on the beach
  • Both fighters being cuckolded by Cersei decide to fight instead of going to Maury.
  • The Golden Lion double pimp slap may end the fight!
  • Drogon and Dany take aim at Red Keep ….knocking down towers like they’re Taliban
  • tumblr_priiy6Ukqc1ub85qv_540.gif

  • Gargamel it’s not safe here my Queen…. Smurfette has a dragon
  • Maegor holdfast may be safer/ Maegor was the little brother of Aenys
  • Mad King’s wildfire is blowing up ….he’s like that’s my lil girl from all 7 Hells
  • This is Ned Starks fault. Robert Baratheon told him to kill Danerys in season one
  • Arya and the Hound enter the Keep and “Sandor” convinces Arya to leave or she will die
  • clegane_arya.gif

  • Meanwhile Danerys sings Talking Heads “Burning Down the house"
  • Danerys eat a Snickers… you’re acting craaaaaaazy
  • Danerys has always had crazy white girl eyes like Kellyanne Conway
  • Hound treats the Queensguard like Palpatine did Jedi masters
  • It’s time for the UFC (Ultimate Feuding championship) main event
  • Obey your queen ? Gargamel tossed like a salad at Whole Foods
  • Cersei sneaks by like the piano player in Color Purple when Sofia got slapped
  • Mountain doesn’t use his sword in first round
  • Is that Anakin or King Kong Bundy ?
  • Cersei beliefs and home is crumbling around her
  • Map on ground is cracked where the north begins… *message*
  • Jamie gets his fix & finds his twin ...that Cersei got him strung out
  • The happiness of seeing Cersei brought Jamie’s hand back? …first Starbucks now this
  • Mountain won’t die, swords, police shootings, cancer…. Nothing works
  • This is Mankind vs. Undertaker all over again...hell in a cell
  • tumblr_prj1r24fCA1qzabl1o1_r1_540.gif

  • Arya in the KL streets witnessing the shock and awe of Drogon’s playoff performance
  • KL citizens running like it’s a Black Friday sale @ Crownlands Wal-Mart
  • Hound with the Goldberg spear for the win …skydives into the flames
  • RIP Sandor Clegane, Prince of Poultry. You got your sweet revenge
  • Jon puts his sword away …..yells fall back
  • Jon has that moment when you realize your ex is crazy af
  • Only things the bells did was hit Arya
  • At this point Arya has more concussions than a NFL player
  • The asbestos may kill Arya in a few years if she survives
  • horse3.gif

  • Renly B warned against the rolling back regulations on the building codes in KL, sprinkler systems could have saved a lot of lives
  • A trapped Cersei “I don’t want to die” …scared now?
  • Jamie & Cersei trapped in a cave like red and boober on fraggle rock
  • Cersei and Jaime “nothing matters” Lannister get Casterly Rocked
  • Valonqar means lil brother ….or some drywall in high valaryan
  • Tywin Lannister died on Father’s Day. Cersei Lannister died on Mother’s Day.
  • Tormund is headed back to Winterfell after learning about Jamie’s death
  • Dany went Cajun microwave on KL …she’s not good at Simcity
  • Red Keep = Red Heap
  • "The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth" - African proverb
  • Next week is obviously infrastructure week in Kings Landing
  • Where are first the KL responders? No firemen, cops or even paramaesters
  • Rescue operations have begun to locate the missing, including Cersei Lannister
  • Cersei last seen wearing a new red cape in a bay window ...waiting on a delivery from Uber Eats
  • Arya didn’t kill anyone, didn’t rescue anyone, she just got ashy.... time for shea butter
  • Behold a pale white horse and ….Arya rode him out of town
  • Thousands dead and many more reported missing after the Lannister administration’s travel ban against Targaryens
  • How do all those people who named their kids Danerys feel?
  • tumblr_priiwufW0x1ub85qv_400.gif
 
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She said when her dragons are full grown.... she'd burn cities to the ground and take what is mine with fire and blood. Well she wasn't bluffing, Danerys and Drogon put in that work like Curry and Klay on a hot shooting night. Kings Landing may never be the same, here are my stretched out observations from Season 8 Episode 5 of Game of Thrones "The Bells"

  • Targaryen heritage: flipping the coin, waking the dragon, be a dragon, etc.
  • Varys acting Ned Stark like writing letters to the relm about true heir
  • “She won’t eat” Khaleesi know the lil birds are BBD “poision”
  • Jon arrives to Varys who says your girlfriend is crazy as cowshit
  • Varys is the only one who sees truth
  • Men decide where power resides ...whether or not they know it
  • She is my queeeeeeen to be sings Jon
  • Tyrion is a snitch…runteldat to Danerys
  • Ya’ll all betrayed me …Jon, Sansa, Tyrion, Lebron, Varys, Beyonce, etc
  • Dany looks so sick I thought Viserys was back
  • When a woman has an event coming and her hairdresser cancels (or killed) she’s on edge
  • Varys “I hear footsteps in the dark” and Young Obama arrives
  • Varys is the first Kinko’s operation of Westeros …11 copies a day by hand
  • Varys meets Judge Dredd Danerys on the cliffs of Dragonstone
  • Tyrion confesses …Varys is sentenced
  • Stealth Drogon? Where did he come from? He’s out here avoiding radar
  • Charbroiled spider makes Jon wonder if Danerys is losing it
  • Missendrei was into S&M… no wonder Young Obama is pissed
  • tumblr_prj064eN251tnlgqio3_500.gif

  • Jon ‘I forgot my Cialis” Snow refuses to console Danerys
  • Danerys proving who’s the real Targaryen… 100% down for that incest.
  • This is victory for Sansa …I should have burnt her ass about a week ago
  • I don’t have love here. I only have fear.” - Danerys “Let it be fear.”
  • If the ring bells call off attack Tyrion pleads
  • Dany never looks at Tyrion ….her & Obama already have a plan.
  • Wait for me outside city you’ll know when it’s time – Danerys subtle look towards Obama
  • BTW Jamie been captured… setting Tyrion up for treason
  • Still smuggling Davos ? …I need to keep my bloodline alive
  • I’m Arya of Winterfell Bureau of Investigation …my assignment to kill Cersei
  • Tyrion tries to speak broken Spanish to Unsullied guards
  • Casterly Rock bottom boys reunite
  • “You are the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had."
  • tyrionJaime.gif

  • Escape and go “Life of Pi” until they reach Pentos…?
  • Cersei’s armies, citizens of KL and iron fleet prepare
  • Closing the windows with duct tape is really not gonna help…it’s not hurricane season.
  • Darth Hound and Arya enter the KL octagon
  • arya_clegane.gif

  • “I gotta golden ticket” Jamie Lannister is denied access to Willy Wonka’s red keep
  • Slow jam version “Reign of Castamere plays
  • Euron looking for a fly ball like Kirby Puckett….
  • Drogon kamikaze dives straight down with sun behind him
  • Drogon destroys the Iron fleet and boiling water for his human hot dogs later
  • Young Obama at the gates banging mask off by Future
  • greyworm.gif

  • Gate explodes …golden company running like a water faucet.
  • Troops at the border wall failed to stop the Dothraki/Unsullied caravan.
  • Drogon was worth his weight in gold. The Golden Company wasn’t worth a gold dragon.
  • Harry Strickland has entered the game…. Strickland has left the game via Obama
  • Samwell Tarly killed more people than the Golden Company combined
  • Dothraki running through Lannister army like prunes in your bowels
  • Led by a literal spear chucker ...the immigrants began doing exactly what many KL conservatives feared.
  • tumblr_pricddphhI1w4sq2so1_400.gif
    tumblr_pricddphhI1w4sq2so2_400.gif

  • One good shot? Cersei....Gargamel is like “shhhhit”
  • Red keep never fallen Lannister’s will protect their queen… this denial is DEEP
  • This is your plan Cersei …hope you can kill all the dragons?
  • Both sides standoff in streets of KL… why is Davos sword unsheathed
  • Davos is the guy on the football team who plays 40 minutes and has a clean jersey
  • Drogon lands on a building …getting his 15 minute work break
  • Lannister army says that ain’t Pete’s dragon we surrender
  • The bells ring across the city…. all Danerys hears is “Rock the Bells”
  • Danerys Stormborn hard as hell…. Burning up you city I don’t care who you tell
  • That’s my daddy’s house ya’ll stole…. Someone’s gotta pay (citywide dracarys)
  • tumblr_priihz4HaV1ub85qv_540.gif

  • Brans vision of dragon flying over KL comes true
  • Bran was allowed to stream the film "Attack on KL" a year early on Ravenflix... 2/5 stars
  • Young Obama strikes with nothing but black rage…. thinking “they killed Michelle”
  • Jon still knows nothing …. This fool is trying to stop the attack
  • Tyrion deserves the No Bell Peace Prize...
  • Cersei’s wine chalice breaks as she looks out window in denial
  • UFC undercard fight airing free on FOX …Jamie vs. Euron on the beach
  • Both fighters being cuckolded by Cersei decide to fight instead of going to Maury.
  • The Golden Lion double pimp slap may end the fight!
  • Drogon and Dany take aim at Red Keep ….knocking down towers like they’re Taliban
  • tumblr_priiy6Ukqc1ub85qv_540.gif

  • Gargamel it’s not safe here my Queen…. Smurfette has a dragon
  • Maegor holdfast may be safer/ Maegor was the little brother of Aenys
  • Mad King’s wildfire is blowing up ….he’s like that’s my lil girl from all 7 Hells
  • This is Ned Starks fault. Robert Baratheon told him to kill Danerys in season one
  • Arya and the Hound enter the Keep and “Sandor” convinces Arya to leave or she will die
  • clegane_arya.gif

  • Meanwhile Danerys sings Talking Heads “Burning Down the house"
  • Danerys eat a Snickers… you’re acting craaaaaaazy
  • Danerys has always had crazy white girl eyes like Kellyanne Conway
  • Hound treats the Queensguard like Palpatine did Jedi masters
  • It’s time for the UFC (Ultimate Feuding championship) main event
  • Obey your queen ? Gargamel tossed like a salad at Whole Foods
  • Cersei sneaks by like the piano player in Color Purple when Sofia got slapped
  • Mountain doesn’t use his sword in first round
  • Is that Anakin or King Kong Bundy ?
  • Cersei beliefs and home is crumbling around her
  • Map on ground is cracked where the north begins… *message*
  • Jamie gets his fix & finds his twin ...that Cersei got him strung out
  • The happiness of seeing Cersei brought Jamie’s hand back? …first Starbucks now this
  • Mountain won’t die, swords, police shootings, cancer…. Nothing works
  • This is Mankind vs. Undertaker all over again...hell in a cell
  • tumblr_prj1r24fCA1qzabl1o1_r1_540.gif

  • Arya in the KL streets witnessing the shock and awe of Drogon’s playoff performance
  • KL citizens running like it’s a Black Friday sale @ Crownlands Wal-Mart
  • Hound with the Goldberg spear for the win …skydives into the flames
  • RIP Sandor Clegane, Prince of Poultry. You got your sweet revenge
  • Jon puts his sword away …..yells fall back
  • Jon has that moment when you realize your ex is crazy af
  • Only things the bells did was hit Arya
  • At this point Arya has more concussions than a NFL player
  • The asbestos may kill Arya in a few years if she survives
  • horse3.gif

  • Renly B warned against the rolling back regulations on the building codes in KL, sprinkler systems could have saved a lot of lives
  • A trapped Cersei “I don’t want to die” …scared now?
  • Jamie & Cersei trapped in a cave like red and boober on fraggle rock
  • Cersei and Jaime “nothing matters” Lannister get Casterly Rocked
  • Valonqar means lil brother ….or some drywall in high valaryan
  • Tywin Lannister died on Father’s Day. Cersei Lannister died on Mother’s Day.
  • Tormund is headed back to Winterfell after learning about Jamie’s death
  • Dany went Cajun microwave on KL …she’s not good at Simcity
  • Red Keep = Red Heap
  • "The child who is not embraced by the village will burn it down to feel its warmth" - African proverb
  • Next week is obviously infrastructure week in Kings Landing
  • Where are first the KL responders? No firemen, cops or even paramaesters
  • Rescue operations have begun to locate the missing, including Cersei Lannister
  • Cersei last seen wearing a new red cape in a bay window ...waiting on a delivery from Uber Eats
  • Arya didn’t kill anyone, didn’t rescue anyone, she just got ashy.... time for shea butter
  • Behold a pale white horse and ….Arya rode him out of town
  • Thousands dead and many more reported missing after the Lannister administration’s travel ban against Targaryens
  • How do all those people who named their kids Danerys feel?
  • tumblr_priiwufW0x1ub85qv_400.gif

She also said she was not going to be the queen of ashes and want the people to love her. You cant take anything she says seriously.
 
Let me remind you, the writer of this show was the guy who sewed Deadpool's mouth shut in X-Men Origins: Wolverine.


That wasn't David Benioff's decision, that was FOX studio heads.

https://www.vulture.com/2018/05/revisiting-the-strange-cinematic-debut-of-deadpool.html

Jeff Katz, a former VP of production at Fox, told the Geek Generation podcast that the head of Fox said, “ ‘We don’t want a guy talking during a fight — that’s cheesy.’ [And] this is how he says we deal with it: The door opens and it’s Deadpool and he’s got no mouth. Wolverine looks at him: ‘Gee, Wade. Looks like you’re the Merc without a mouth now.’ ”


David Benioff did give him laser eyes and teleportation ability though, but eh mouth sewn shut wasn't him, that was the studio.
 
Hey asshole! I acknowledged that I was wrong about the chain on the feet and gave you credit. Accept it and keep the shit moving forward. Clearly, the show didn't want that kind of death for Cersei! What the fuck more you want?


:lol:

I didn't even see that last bit at the bottom in your post. Word is bond.

Goddamn..

Niggas spittin dragon fire in this thread over this show.
:giggle:
 
“I gotta golden ticket” Jamie Lannister is denied access to Willy Wonka’s red keep
Young Obama at the gates banging mask off by Future
  • Young Obama strikes with nothing but black rage…. thinking “they killed Michelle”
  • UFC undercard fight airing free on FOX …Jamie vs. Euron on the beach
  • Both fighters being cuckolded by Cersei decide to fight instead of going to Maury.
:lol::lol:
@stretchwallz the GOAT
 
lol



Now, a new Change.org petition has been launched calling for a season 8 remake of Game of Thrones "with competent writers." As of this writing, the petition has over 17,000 signatures. The petition was started by Dylan D., who writes, "David Benioff and D.B. Weiss have proven themselves to be woefully incompetent writers when they have no source material (i.e. the books) to fall back on. This series deserves a final season that makes sense. Subvert my expectations and make it happen, HBO!" Another Game of Thrones fan, Dugan, said, "I don't want these two anywhere near Star Wars, either. This was abysmal," referencing recent news that Benioff and Weiss' Star Wars film will the first after the much-hyped next installment, Rise of the Skywalker.
 


:rolleyes: I state facts and this is your counter? It’s clear you don’t have any grounds to support the
“Sansa is some clean character that had no role in what happened narrative.” The mere suggestion is ludicrous.

So instead of admitting “yeah, your right! Sansa didn’t help the situation” you’d rather throw some wild haymakers hoping to hit something...anything!

”Team Dany” is a popular hailmary at the moment so I’ll use that.

Weak!

Bruh blaming Sansa for last week is beyond ridiculous man.......

I don t even see how she is mentioned in the conversation
 
For the last few seasons has the show showed you that Arya is NOT like every single person in King’s Landing? Did you not see Arya being a bit more aware of her surroundings compared to regular folk? She gets lucky with respect to not being trampled. She sees the tower cracking and doesn’t stay put. She sees Dany coming in for a strafe and what does she do? Run in a straight line? No.

That’s not super hero shit. You accept Dany not being able to be burned but you can’t accept that Arya barely got away due to being slightly more aware of dangers compared to the average person? It’s so unfathomable?

People who like Dany are the ones complaining the most.......but that broad going mad is NOT out of left field....
 
I never said hero, i said anti hero

Cersei was a villain to the Stark family directly and indirectly to the rest of the realm

You could easily say the Starks are the villains to the Lannisters. All they had to do was bend the knee and business would be back as usual. But naw they want to raise banners and start wars.
 
Hahahahahahahahha. Ok bro. Watch those episode again and tell me what they talking about? Aint shit spoken of.

You said there was no dialog. That the script was 3 pages. Well, I just pointed out that episodes 1,2, and 4 were 3.5 hours of nothing but dialog. Now you’re moving the goalpost to the quality of the dialog. And if you were talking about quality from the beginning, why did you say the scripts were only 3 pages.

You’re just windmilling at this point.
 
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