Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?

[spider705]

So what happens if the WAIF does 'make it personal'?
Does it violate the rules? Is there some sort of punishment for breaking the rules?

Go on. Continue. Bring it on home.

That might be a question for a book reader... but it just didn't seem to be their style is all I'm saying... theWaif hated aria... so she might have pulled a cersei and had her locked up torturing her vs just killing her..... plus you look at all their kills that we did see... clean and quick...

 

[ViCiouS]

WHY does he have to remind her? What's wrong with 'making it personal'? Do tell.

there is only one god... and they are on a mission of mercy for everyone, paraphrase of one of Jaquen's lesson to Arya- some come seeking the gift of death for themselves some come seeking it to give the gift to others

 

[grownazzblakman]

because he knew the waif personally disliked Arya -he might have expected her to not kill cleanly

A kill is a kill. The person is dead. That's the expected result.
Why can't she not kill her cleanly? That doesn't make sense? Is there some sort of rule against 'getting personal'?

 

[ViCiouS]

So what happens if the WAIF did 'make it personal'?
Does it violate the rules? Is there some sort of punishment for breaking the rules?

Go on. Continue. Bring it on home.

there is no rule against personal - the rule seems to involve the manner of delivering the gift

 

[godofwine]

This was a great episode,Arya started off killing people and Sansa was annoying ass fuck,but I kind understand her point.

This is exactly the same reason why Ned got killed,because he trusted people too much.. As,much I think Sansa was out of pocket for making Jon look weak,he needs to listen to her more.With that said,both need to start listening to each other though.

I hope Sansa learned her lesson,but I have no clue yet



Ain't no way,I'm cleaning folks toilet just to be a maester,so I can get information...I can't do it


It looks like the Lannisters are going to try to talk to the Tyrells to switch,since they need food badly.

I'm really pleased with this episode

Jon Snow knows that he's at no point to be turning away allies because he has a war on two fronts, the White Walkers and the Lannisters.

If you take away two houses you create two more enemies even if they are just small houses. If you go the lenient route you secure allies especially once they find out how dangerous and real the white walkers are

And there ain't no goddamn way the Tyrells are going to switch, and even if they did claim to I wouldn't eat shit the motherfukers gave me. Not a goddamn morsel. Like that waitress who put that hot dog in her pussy. "Nah, I'm good."

And I'm not cleaning shit either, although there is a reason behind it. Jon Snow didn't get his reason for having to clean bed pans and then he did after Sam told him that being Jeor Mormon's servant would help him...now he has to heed his own words. Ironic

 

[grownazzblakman]

That might be a question for a book reader... but it just didn't seem to be their style is all I'm saying... theWaif hated aria... so she might have pulled a cersei and had her locked up torturing her vs just killing her..... plus you look at all their kills that we did see... clean and quick...

You don't have to be a book reader to figure it out.

If you can 'draw a conclusion' about them killing people 'clean & quickly'... then you can draw a conclusion about the ramifications of someone who doesn't follow those rules.

Do you think there would be some form of punishment?
Does Jaqen look like the type of dude to 'let shit slide'?

 

[ViCiouS]

A kill is a kill. The person is dead. That's the expected result.
Why can't she not kill her cleanly? That doesn't make sense? Is there some sort of rule against 'getting personal'?

thats not how they see it - there is a scene that lightly touches on it... but the book has Jaquen go more into it lecturing Arya how death in dignity is a gift

 

[ViCiouS]

You don't have to be a book reader to figure it out.

If you can 'draw a conclusion' about them killing people 'clean & quickly'... then you can draw a conclusion about the ramifications of someone who doesn't follow those rules.

Do you think there would be some form of punishment?
Does Jaqen look like the type of dude to 'let shit slide'?

he is ultimately about balance - he accepted his death when Arya rescued him
so because she saved 3 from death - he needed to kill 3 people to keep balance and let her choose
but in the same breath -I'm not sure he is holding her to the same standard because she didn't accept becoming a part of the order walking the path of a missionary / priestess - and he allowed her to leave. Its kind of like a Catholic deacon walking away before becoming an ordained priest or a buddhist acolyte walking away before taking vows to be a monk or priest

 

[grownazzblakman]

thats not how they see it - there is a scene that lightly touches on it... but the book has Jaquen go more into it lecturing Arya how death in dignity is a gift

But that's my whole point... Arya ain't giving out no 'Diginified Deaths" using what she has learned.

When someone goes to the house of Black & White... they pray... get counseled... and swallow their last drink of water.

Now THAT's a quick & clean... and dignified death.

But Arya out there 'slashing throats'... and poisoning 'whole football teams'... and talking wild reckless to them as they die.... all at the same time.

She spiking the football in the end zone & whatnot. And inventing touchdown dances.

She's not unlocking no Dignity Achievements out here... no time soon. lol
She's playing the game on... SAVAGE MODE... right about now.

I was just saying.... "There might be a price to pay for doing it like that". That's all.

 

[grownazzblakman]

he is ultimately about balance - he accepted his death when Arya rescued him
so because she saved 3 from death - he needed to kill 3 people to keep balance and let her choose
but in the same breath -I'm not sure he is holding her to the same standard because she didn't accept becoming a part of the order walking the path of a missionary / priestess - and he allowed her to leave. Its kind of like a Catholic deacon walking away before becoming an ordained priest or a buddhist acolyte walking away before taking vows to be a monk or priest

Assist. Just found this.

Tom Wlaschiha on why Jaqen H’ghar let Arya leave Braavos
https://winteriscoming.net/2016/06/21/tom-wlaschiha-on-why-jaqen-hghar-let-arya-leave-braavos/

 

[ViCiouS]

But that's my whole point... Arya ain't giving out no 'Diginified Deaths" using what she has learned.

When someone goes to the house of Black & White... they pray... get counseled... and swallow their last drink of water.

Now THAT's a quick & clean... and dignified death.

But Arya out there 'slashing throats'... and poisoning 'whole football teams'... and talking wild reckless to them as they die.... all at the same time.

She spiking the football in the end zone & whatnot. And inventing touchdown dances.

She's not unlocking no Dignity Achievements out here... no time soon. lol
She's playing the game on... SAVAGE MODE... right about now.

I was just saying.... "There might be a price to pay for doing it like that". That's all.

thing is they get counseling to die or have someone else die - the someone else gets no counseling
And Jaquen was breaking necks when we met him- those are all clean deaths - the main thing about clean deaths is keep it relatively quick and minimize pain inflicted
So far Arya has been nothing if not efficient in action and words

she isn't torturing or maiming /dismembering so far

 

[darth frosty]

Assist. Just found this.

Tom Wlaschiha on why Jaqen H’ghar let Arya leave Braavos
https://winteriscoming.net/2016/06/21/tom-wlaschiha-on-why-jaqen-hghar-let-arya-leave-braavos/

Tom Wlaschiha, who plays Jaqen, spoke to Access Hollywood over the weekend on his character’s choice to let Arya leave Braavos alive. He says that, to him, it was always obvious that Arya trying to be “No One” was like a teenager trying to deny who they are in order to be one of the popular kids, and that the Faceless Men are using that for their own ends.

In my opinion, it was clear from the beginning. I mean, that’s the reason he trained her. He didn’t train her to become a Faceless Man and stay in the House of Black and White in Braavos forever. I think that Faceless Men, they certainly have an interest [in] what’s going on in Westeros, otherwise why would he [have] just shown up out of the blue, in Season 2 and picked Arya and offered her to train her? So there must be some sort of interest and I think, yeah, what’s the point of training her if she can’t put that training to use?


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He also sees the Waif’s story very differently that some. To him, it’s not about the Waif being jealous of Arya. It’s that the Waif was ideologically pure, and only wanted people of like mind in the House of Black and White.

She didn’t want anyone in the House of Black and White who wouldn’t be ready or wouldn’t be fit to be a Faceless Man. … I don’t know if she had to be that mean to her, but ultimately, I mean, trying to kill her… when Jaqen told the Waif, ‘Go ahead and kill her, but don’t let her suffer,’ I think the Faceless Men, in their philosophy, they’re kind of evolved [beyond] all those human things. As I said, death is a part of life, so if Arya had died, Jaqen would have probably regretted it or would have been sorry, but that would have only meant that she wasn’t the person that he’d been looking for.

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In way, that also explains the smile—he’s pleasantly surprised to see that Arya took to the training so well she killed the Waif. “That’s why in the end, when he realized she’d managed to escape the Waif and kill her, he was also pleased because his student had excelled,” Wlaschiha said.

When he first met her, he immediately recognized the potential in her. She posed as a boy and everybody but him believed it and so already when she was a little girl, he could see that she had quite some talent to do these things or to become a different person, and when she left Westeros, she was still a little girl and now, over the course of her training, she’s grown up and now she goes back to Westeros and she’s a totally different, yeah, she’s a totally different person. She’s an adult.

This has been a growing experience for Arya, one where she went halfway across the world to find out she was really herself and to go back home. As Wlaschiha suggests, her return might actually be a welcome one. After all, going away is also a way “for the others at home to appreciate you.”

Is that a hint Arya will be back in Winterfell sooner rather than later? We can only hope to find out in Sunday’s finale.

 

[darth frosty]

That might be a question for a book reader... but it just didn't seem to be their style is all I'm saying... theWaif not like the waif we see in the show hated aria... so she might have pulled a cersei and had her locked up torturing her vs just killing her..... plus you look at all their kills that we did see... clean and quick...

The waif in the book is not like the waif we see in the show

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Snow- stubborn like his "Father" tries to do the right thing like his "Father" he sees the bigger picture as of now. Can't worry about the south if the white walkers come through and kill them all.
Sansa- she can voice her opinion obviously would just look better if they did that in private. She sees finger for what he is I hope. She says she does so I'm going to take her word for it.
Arya- just on the thrones trail getting revenge as she goes. I knew what it was from the beginning. I'm glad she did it. Now all of them are gone. Next up the queen. So does that mean she's kills jamie and then takes his face and kill Cersei?
Cersei- I got enemies got a lot of enemies, so she ghost wrote for drake and we didn't even know it. I liked her saying ok they're dead we're still alive we gotta take care of us
Jamie - same ol reasonable dude.
Brienne- Just let that dude love you, nobody will love you more than him
The hound has a heart and now can see the fire.
Danny finally made it home.

 

[ViCiouS]

Assist. Just found this.

Tom Wlaschiha on why Jaqen H’ghar let Arya leave Braavos
https://winteriscoming.net/2016/06/21/tom-wlaschiha-on-why-jaqen-hghar-let-arya-leave-braavos/

good interview - but judging the arc that Martin had in place I doubt the faceless men want to use Arya to involve themselves in Westeros- they are beyond politics... and Jaqen is teaching her much more on how to live /survive than kill - so much so that there is a strong suspicion among book readers that Jaquen and Syrio the swordmaster are the same person
=but we'll see if the next book ever gets finished published...

as for the show the way the writers approached it that arc is done and Arya is now a free agent that might one day choose to become no-one after her personal vengeance has been sated / deadlist completed - its unlikely she will ever be a lady or mother.

 

[LSN]

goddamn this musta been one hell of an episode...y'all still discussing the shit...I need to find time to watch this shit...I forgot how good the BGOL water cooler discussions be...feel like I'm missing out

 

[spider705]

The waif in the book is not like the waif we see in the show

That didn't help at all....

 

[storm_shadoh]

Great episode so happy it's back...... so sad that we only have 15 more left ever.
Arya is no joke, kinda sad to see the road this kid has traveled.
The Jon Sansa interaction was interesting both were right. Jon is the king his word goes.
Danny's arrival at dragonstone was epic whenever the dialogue disappears and there's just music in Game of thrones it's so well done.
Can't wait fir next week. Nymyria!!!!!!

 

[ViCiouS]

That didn't help at all....

Arya's arc and story is much deeper in book than the show - she has no personal adversary like the waif to overcome -
she does kill the insurance guy by the docks after creating a persona building relationships and living the deception for months until she is able to kill him with no one being aware of her and she continues to keep the persona alive for days after the kill - making a story of traveling away so that she can step back into the docks world at anytime...

Arya's challenge so far is her lack of discipline - after she pulled off that faceless man textbook hit without using face or real disguise- she meets Sam and she kills a Nights Watch deserter impulsively that's when she is punished / progresses in training with her sight being taken away

 

[stretchwallz]

Finally after around 400 days we return to Westeros... to catch up with all the players who want to control the Iron throne. The wait was so long I felt like a family in mississippi without food stamps ...but we've made it and here are my stretched out observations for Season 7 episode 1 "Dragonstone"

• That Arbor Mist wine will kill everyone at any feast... Arya says drink up
• Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe – Quote of the night
• 
  
  
  
• Arya like a psycho Ethan Hunt reveals herself with a message “The North Remembers”
• Dragonstone and Oldtown on the opening map... but no Essos for the first time
• Oh shit is that white supremacy on horseback? Or the Night King and his goons
• Night king resurrected giants too... that’s some KD to the Warriors type of bullshit (Wun Wun, Wun too, & Wun three)
• Bran and Meera make it to the Wall just a few days shy of Bran’s 35th birthday
• 
  
  
• Put Nymeria, Summer, Ghost and Meera together and you could film Snow Dogs 3
• Lord Commander Edd looks at them like I look at the Mormons riding bikes around the hood
• King of the North Jon Snow opens the military to women, gays, Karstarks and Umbers
• Sansa objects to Jon’s commands... shut up Catelyn lite (warriors are talking)
• Lord Glover speaks and Lyanna Mormont puts him in his place... AGAIN
• “Never go against the family” – The Godfather (especially in public Sansa)
• 
  
  
• Littlefinger creeping in the shadows like Anne Rice created him
• Cersei sending ravens out with less success than Joe Flacco at Essence music festival
• Jamie says lets do couples therapy... Cersei is like why Tommen betrayed us
• 
  
  
• Dont push me cuz Im close to the edge, 7 kingdoms are mine, cuz my kids all dead” - Cersei
• Lannisters have to partner with Euron Greyjoy who walks in looking like Bono
• Euron singing Jagged Edge to Cercei in Jamie face “he can’t love you like I love you... with 2 hands”
• 
  
  
• Not so fast the Mountain Mandrich in full pass protection for the Queen
• Euron vows to return with some Dornish Viagra and a gift for his new conquest
• Fire and Blood? More like soup and poop with Sam and the worst work study program in Westeros
• The montage of Sam doing same duties repeatedly made me think he was in Hell via Preacher
• Gilly can read? Littlefingers dagger is in the book Sam is reading
• Stannis already told us Dragonstone is full of dragonglass but now Sam knows
• Archmaesters don’t believe in the apocalypse ….the Wall will stand
• Ser Jorah Mormont quarantined like the monsters on Resident Evil, still asking about Danaerys
• Ser Jorah Danaerys wanted you to be a rock for her…. not become Ben Grimm
• Jorah needs to hit up Philadelphia (Shea Butter heaven) to clear up that skin issue
• Tormund wants to put all of his wildling in Brienne; he made reservations at Ygritte’s cave
• 
  
  
• Ed Sheeran up in the forest making Riverlands slow jams in Lannister armor
• Arya snacks on Bugs Bunny… while soldiers inquire about minimum drinking age in Westeros
• Six-time resurrection champ Beric Dondarrion and the Hound find a place to squat for the night
• Might as well stare into the fire Hound, not like your HBOGO app is working .
• 
  
  
• The hound digging up frozen soil is the most fantasy aspect of this show yet (unless the shovel is touched by lord of light too)
• Danaerys has been on house hunters for 6 seasons and JUST found her spot
• I was lowkey expecting Smaug to be inside laying on some gold inside Dragonstone
• 
  
  
• I can’t remember an episode where Varys nor Tyrion spoke a word...
• Damn straight to work Danaerys? “Shall we begin.... yes Lisa”
• 
• 

 

[AwwSchitt]

Judging by that big ass Wall of Faces... and his ability to 'be anyone'... almost anywhere... Jaquen Hagar easily has the highest body-count on the whole show, imo.

That dude be killing folks every damn day. Nonstop. Off-camera.

While Arya is traveling the countryside with The Hound.. Jacquen is busy killing somebody... and putting their face on the wall.

While Jon is arguing with Sansa... Jacquen is busy killing somebody... and putting their face on the wall.

While Jorah is watching his greyscale get bigger... Jacquen is busy killing somebody... and putting their face on the wall.

While Littlefinger is lurking in the shadows... Jacquen is busy killing somebody... and putting their face on the wall.

While Tormund is flirting with Brienne... Jacquen is busy killing somebody... and putting their face on the wall.

While Euron Greyjoy is 'talking greasy' about Jaime... Jacquen is busy killing somebody... and putting their face on the wall.

Don't sleep.

Just saw this. Hilarious and true.

 

[grownazzblakman]

• Bran and Meera make it to the Wall just a few days shy of Bran’s 35th birthday

 

[Amajorfucup]

• Night king resurrected giants too... that’s some KD to the Warriors type of bullshit (Wun Wun, Wun too, & Wun three)

 

[Amajorfucup]

Finally after around 400 days we return to Westeros... to catch up with all the players who want to control the Iron throne. The wait was so long I felt like a family in mississippi without food stamps ...but we've made it and here are my stretched out observations for Season 7 episode 1 "Dragonstone"

• That Arbor Mist wine will kill everyone at any feast... Arya says drink up
• Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe – Quote of the night
• 
  
  
  
• Arya like a psycho Ethan Hunt reveals herself with a message “The North Remembers”
• Dragonstone and Oldtown on the opening map... but no Essos for the first time
• Oh shit is that white supremacy on horseback? Or the Night King and his goons
• Night king resurrected giants too... that’s some KD to the Warriors type of bullshit (Wun Wun, Wun too, & Wun three)
• Bran and Meera make it to the Wall just a few days shy of Bran’s 35th birthday
• 
  
  
• Put Nymeria, Summer, Ghost and Meera together and you could film Snow Dogs 3
• Lord Commander Edd looks at them like I look at the Mormons riding bikes around the hood
• King of the North Jon Snow opens the military to women, gays, Karstarks and Umbers
• Sansa objects to Jon’s commands... shut up Catelyn lite (warriors are talking)
• Lord Glover speaks and Lyanna Mormont puts him in his place... AGAIN
• “Never go against the family” – The Godfather (especially in public Sansa)
• 
  
  
• Littlefinger creeping in the shadows like Anne Rice created him
• Cersei sending ravens out with less success than Joe Flacco at Essence music festival
• Jamie says lets do couples therapy... Cersei is like why Tommen betrayed us
• 
  
  
• Dont push me cuz Im close to the edge, 7 kingdoms are mine, cuz my kids all dead” - Cersei
• Lannisters have to partner with Euron Greyjoy who walks in looking like Bono
• Euron singing Jagged Edge to Cercei in Jamie face “he can’t love you like I love you... with 2 hands”
• 
  
  
• Not so fast the Mountain Mandrich in full pass protection for the Queen
• Euron vows to return with some Dornish Viagra and a gift for his new conquest
• Fire and Blood? More like soup and poop with Sam and the worst work study program in Westeros
• The montage of Sam doing same duties repeatedly made me think he was in Hell via Preacher
• Gilly can read? Littlefingers dagger is in the book Sam is reading
• Stannis already told us Dragonstone is full of dragonglass but now Sam knows
• Archmaesters don’t believe in the apocalypse ….the Wall will stand
• Ser Jorah Mormont quarantined like the monsters on Resident Evil, still asking about Danaerys
• Ser Jorah Danaerys wanted you to be a rock for her…. not become Ben Grimm
• Jorah needs to hit up Philadelphia (Shea Butter heaven) to clear up that skin issue
• Tormund wants to put all of his wildling in Brienne; he made reservations at Ygritte’s cave
• 
  
  
• Ed Sheeran up in the forest making Riverlands slow jams in Lannister armor
• Arya snacks on Bugs Bunny… while soldiers inquire about minimum drinking age in Westeros
• Six-time resurrection champ Beric Dondarrion and the Hound find a place to squat for the night
• Might as well stare into the fire Hound, not like your HBOGO app is working .
• 
  
  
• The hound digging up frozen soil is the most fantasy aspect of this show yet (unless the shovel is touched by lord of light too)
• Danaerys has been on house hunters for 6 seasons and JUST found her spot
• I was lowkey expecting Smaug to be inside laying on some gold inside Dragonstone
• 
  
  
• I can’t remember an episode where Varys nor Tyrion spoke a word...
• Damn straight to work Danaerys? “Shall we begin.... yes Lisa”
• 
• 

We officially back now!!

 

[ViCiouS]

• Littlefinger creeping in the shadows like Anne Rice created him

 

[ghoststrike]

Was that the Giant that Rasmey shoot in the eye with an arrow?

naw i think a couple died at harhome.

Two giants while attempting to breach the wall were killed back in season 4 when the wildling army attacked the Nights Watch. I believe its those two giants.

 

[spider705]

Yeah that one got me too.....

 

[ghoststrike]

Every scene not involving the wall... were scenes me with yelling... "ya'll naccums get you shit together and focus on the wall"

These Mutherfuckers are outside your gate and you have Fucking ministers talking about "don't worry about it. we will be fine... we survived Robs Rebellion"

Nigga... you got Mutherfuckers coming back to life and your old ass is sitting there shitting in a bowl...

(Also Sam please don't die... your stealing book game is making me a little nervous)

Side note.... it's Fucking smart that the ice king is going after the part where the wall connects to the sea because the ocean should be frozen on that side....

At least that's what I got from the hounds vision...


Why directly assault the wall when you can just go around it.

Maannnnnn, I think the Night King about to show up riding an ice dragon

They have NO idea whats coming

 

[crossovernegro]

It's a possibility, but I don't think he will. ...if it happened though it wouldn't be unusual for that world... remember, Targaryans always fucked each other to keep the line pure (and her brother was supposed to have fucked her before he married her off to Khal). Also, last year they released a very early draft from G. Martin... some ideas he sent to his editor back in the early 90's. Originally, he had Jon and Arya having a sexual attraction to each other. Didn't say if they were actually going to act on it, but it was going to be a thing. I'm glad they just went with them being the closest of the siblings.

Fam I'm not versed in the GoT stuff. But is Jon supposed to end up "banging" the Dragon Queen? Also, isn't she his auntie?

 

[crossovernegro]

Fuck you muddafucka! Missandei belong to Greyworm.... I just have to figure some logistics out

Hope she shows that body one more time(bush and everything). Rumor is she's a "big star" now and isn't doing any more nudes.

Oh, her lady-friend to....the nice sister looking one. As a matter of fact, The unsully dude need to pass that this way. There is only so much head and fingering you can give a chick before she's ready to bang. We all know he can't do shit in that department.

 

[crossovernegro]

• Jorah needs to hit up Philadelphia (Shea Butter heaven) to clear up that skin issue

 

[tical]

Fuck you muddafucka! Missandei belong to Greyworm.... I just have to figure some logistics out

Man, that gotta be rough to have a bad one like that and can't throw them legs back and make her uterus and stomach touch...Lawd!

 

[SamSneed]

Ok question, night king kills everyone on earth. What next?

You can't make anymore white walkers nigga.

 

[grownazzblakman]

Ok question, night king kills everyone on earth. What next?

You can't make anymore white walkers nigga.

Night King won't kill everyone if Jon Snow goes 'Full Winter Soldier' mode on him.

He could stop the entire Army of the Dead in their tracks, with a move like this.

Just saying.

Edit >> And just last week, GRRM had an interview & hinted at a BIG GAME CHANGER of exactly how Jon could pull it off.



Holy Shhheeiit!!!

 

[HeavyArmz]

Finally after around 400 days we return to Westeros... to catch up with all the players who want to control the Iron throne. The wait was so long I felt like a family in mississippi without food stamps ...but we've made it and here are my stretched out observations for Season 7 episode 1 "Dragonstone"

• That Arbor Mist wine will kill everyone at any feast... Arya says drink up
• Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe – Quote of the night
• 
  
  
  
• Arya like a psycho Ethan Hunt reveals herself with a message “The North Remembers”
• Dragonstone and Oldtown on the opening map... but no Essos for the first time
• Oh shit is that white supremacy on horseback? Or the Night King and his goons
• Night king resurrected giants too... that’s some KD to the Warriors type of bullshit (Wun Wun, Wun too, & Wun three)
• Bran and Meera make it to the Wall just a few days shy of Bran’s 35th birthday
• 
  
  
• Put Nymeria, Summer, Ghost and Meera together and you could film Snow Dogs 3
• Lord Commander Edd looks at them like I look at the Mormons riding bikes around the hood
• King of the North Jon Snow opens the military to women, gays, Karstarks and Umbers
• Sansa objects to Jon’s commands... shut up Catelyn lite (warriors are talking)
• Lord Glover speaks and Lyanna Mormont puts him in his place... AGAIN
• “Never go against the family” – The Godfather (especially in public Sansa)
• 
  
  
• Littlefinger creeping in the shadows like Anne Rice created him
• Cersei sending ravens out with less success than Joe Flacco at Essence music festival
• Jamie says lets do couples therapy... Cersei is like why Tommen betrayed us
• 
  
  
• Dont push me cuz Im close to the edge, 7 kingdoms are mine, cuz my kids all dead” - Cersei
• Lannisters have to partner with Euron Greyjoy who walks in looking like Bono
• Euron singing Jagged Edge to Cercei in Jamie face “he can’t love you like I love you... with 2 hands”
• 
  
  
• Not so fast the Mountain Mandrich in full pass protection for the Queen
• Euron vows to return with some Dornish Viagra and a gift for his new conquest
• Fire and Blood? More like soup and poop with Sam and the worst work study program in Westeros
• The montage of Sam doing same duties repeatedly made me think he was in Hell via Preacher
• Gilly can read? Littlefingers dagger is in the book Sam is reading
• Stannis already told us Dragonstone is full of dragonglass but now Sam knows
• Archmaesters don’t believe in the apocalypse ….the Wall will stand
• Ser Jorah Mormont quarantined like the monsters on Resident Evil, still asking about Danaerys
• Ser Jorah Danaerys wanted you to be a rock for her…. not become Ben Grimm
• Jorah needs to hit up Philadelphia (Shea Butter heaven) to clear up that skin issue
• Tormund wants to put all of his wildling in Brienne; he made reservations at Ygritte’s cave
• 
  
  
• Ed Sheeran up in the forest making Riverlands slow jams in Lannister armor
• Arya snacks on Bugs Bunny… while soldiers inquire about minimum drinking age in Westeros
• Six-time resurrection champ Beric Dondarrion and the Hound find a place to squat for the night
• Might as well stare into the fire Hound, not like your HBOGO app is working .
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• The hound digging up frozen soil is the most fantasy aspect of this show yet (unless the shovel is touched by lord of light too)
• Danaerys has been on house hunters for 6 seasons and JUST found her spot
• I was lowkey expecting Smaug to be inside laying on some gold inside Dragonstone
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• I can’t remember an episode where Varys nor Tyrion spoke a word...
• Damn straight to work Danaerys? “Shall we begin.... yes Lisa”
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Yesss