I lawyas wondered if those spikes on the dragon's back aren't sticking her in the pussy
that pussy is made of molten rock
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that pussy is made of molten rock
Sam 
His dad gave zero fucks.
They have some fucked up fathers on the show.
Khalisa makes me want to go fight for her.
There's moments during this show I just smile. They throw me for a loop when they bring back old characters.
I don't know who I want to get it more, the high sparrow or Ramsey.
His dad gave zero fucks.They have some fucked up fathers on the show.
Khalisa makes me want to go fight for her.
There's moments during this show I just smile. They throw me for a loop when they bring back old characters.
I don't know who I want to get it more, the high sparrow or Ramsey.
Sam
They have some fucked up fathers on the show.
Khalisa makes me want to go fight for her.
There's moments during this show I just smile. They throw me for a loop when they bring back old characters.
I don't know who I want to get it more, the high sparrow or Ramsey.
Look at the world they live in, would you want some fat book worm inheriting your kingdom?
@stretchwallz !!- Sam is taking Gilly to his hometown and she's happier than a hoodrat with a room at Circus Circus (wow this is so classy & sophisticated)
- Gilly doesn't know her favorite color, she thought burlap was all there was
- Randyll Tarly (is Joe Jackson) pissed off at dinner and he hasn't even taken a bite yet
- Sam attempts to get another roll but pops is apparently on that paleo kick
- How convenient Bran an uncle you haven't seen in years shows up on Memorial day and lights the grill and pours you a drink
^^^Funniest Shit ever!
especially the eyebrow shit and starks not following instructions.
I think the Waif only harbors hatred for Arya.
Cuz she feels that Arya is 'faking it'... by trying to become a 'faceless person' while (secretly) holding onto her Stark background.
But I think you are correct tho... killing the Waif should get Arya off the hook.
(The many-faced god accepts ALL donations.
Doesn't matter WHO it is. 
)That's gonna be her ONLY way out.
But that Waif chic is a problem... She's older, stronger & a MUCH better fighter than Arya. (With, or without weapons.
)Arya gonna have to outsmart her somehow.
Or get lucky. (Unless Arya kills Jaquen H'agar somehow, to settle the debt.
That dude would probably come back to life again anyway. )
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But these
- Randyll Tarly (is Joe Jackson) pissed off at dinner and he hasn't even taken a bite yet
- Randyll is going in on Sam, but Gilly tags in the ring like she's ready to drop a DDT on pops
- This bitch is a wildling Sam? you couldn't get a prostitute from your own land, you had to get a fail order immigrant bride - Tywin Lite aka Lord Tarly
A girl is still a Stark: they are all bad at two things 1) Pet Care 2) Following instructions
Hilarious.
- Gilly doesn't know her favorite color, she thought burlap was all there was
- Randyll Tarly (is Joe Jackson) pissed off at dinner and he hasn't even taken a bite yet
- Randyll is going in on Sam, but Gilly tags in the ring like she's ready to drop a DDT on pops
- Arya is watching the fox news presentation of Westeros history in this play
- Mace Tyrell looking like Captain Crunch with training wheels on a horse attempting to lead the Tyrell army
- Drogon been eating entire villages and doing push ups.... he's massive
- Arya sneaks into the theater to see Game of thrones on Broadway for the 3rd time.... she can't see Jofferery die enough. A girl is entertained.
Yeah, the waif has had some sorta personal vendetta since day one it seems like. She gots to go.
Yeah, why not.
I can live with ayra dying. Her survival isn't set in stone. She has lost every battle with the waif except washing the dead people. But she's about to be washed now. To have a Starks face on the wall will appease the many face God.
Doesn't Jaqen H'ghar still owe Arya a life?
They aren't going to kill her off yet. It wouldn't make sense to kill her. That means her story-line was waste of time. Why spend so much time with the 'many faced god' story-line only to kill her off. There has to be more to that story
I don't think so. Besides, he can't kill himself.
Kill the waif or trade it in to spare her own life?
The bitch should be out of luck.
I lawyas wondered if those spikes on the dragon's back aren't sticking her in the pussy
The way how she sitting it kind of looks like they are
Man I think Arya been holding back and lettin ole girl develop a false sense of security. I think arya gon fuck that bitch up. She ain't no better than Arya cuz she has a personal vendetta against Arya herself.
Ssshheeeiittt, I TOTALLY forgot about that. ... Yup, Jaquen DOES still owe her a life.
Because Arya named HIM as the 3rd name on her list… but in order for her to ‘unname’ him… he promised to help her, Gendry & Hotpie escape from Harrenhall.
All those guards he killed.. DO NOT COUNT
… because they were NEVER ‘named’ on her list, in the first place. Jaquen had to 'suck it up' and just kill them all... to get his name off her list.
Remember, she only ‘unnamed’ him… after they walked through the gate.. So, technically… he still OWES her 'one last name' from the original 3 he promised.
But here’s a mind-bending twist…..
Is Syrio Forel and Jaquen H’agar…. the SAME (FACELESS) PERSON???
Foreshadowing. It’s everywhere in Game of Thrones when you look hard enough.
For Example:
- Arya met Syrio FIRST, and he teaches her… "There is only one god, and his name is Death" - Syrio Forel
- Arya met Jaquen SECOND, and he reminds her… "There is only one god. A girl already knows his name" - Jaquen H’agar
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We know that Jaquen taught the Waif how to fight… so if this theory is true… it might explain WHY both Syrio and the Waif brandish their weapons in a similar fashion.
Also Remember, Syrio died in Season 1, episode 8, while fighting Meryn Trant.
But we do not actually meet/see Jacquen H’agar for the first time... until 4 episodes later..... in Season 2 episode 2.
Plus, Syrio and Jaquen BOTH mistake Arya for a boy when they first meet...
(and it seemed like it was an 'intentional mistake' by both men, too)
And we all saw just how quickly Jaquen can change his face / appearance....
Plus, NOW we all know that Jacquen H’agar can LITERALLY come back from death.... pretty quickly....
So if Syrio and Jaquen really ARE the same person…. then even if Meryn Trant killed Syrio….it wouldn’t matter.
At all.
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Yeah, all moms had to do is get him some NEW hoe pussy, "to keep you in shape for your queens return", but noooooooo they done raided all the hoe houses. Put a whore that is loyal to her on his ass with that freaky shit, and blow his young mind!
Not going to quote all of @grownazzblakman, but Jaquen and Syrio are more than likely the same person.
We never see Syrio get killed when he faced Meryn Trant. We know that Yoren had his pick of prisoners to recruit for the Wall. Quite possibly Syrio became Jaquen, and had Yoren take him prisoner so he could escape the Red Keep as a recruit for the Night's Watch.
Plus, something like this is typical GRRM. Most things come full circle for him.
We never see Syrio get killed when he faced Meryn Trant. We know that Yoren had his pick of prisoners to recruit for the Wall. Quite possibly Syrio became Jaquen, and had Yoren take him prisoner so he could escape the Red Keep as a recruit for the Night's Watch.
Plus, something like this is typical GRRM. Most things come full circle for him.
Arya technically still has one name left to give Jaqen in order for him to kill. The third was supposed to be Jaqen, she asked him to kill himself, he asked her to remove his name in order and in exchange she would free her friends. So I wonder if she could ask him to kill Waif.
Either the show runners or GRRM has said before that Jaqen and Syrio are not the same.
Then again, Kit was lying his ass off last summer Mr. Lengthy
GRRM said that Benjen Stark isn't ColdHands. Granted, on the show, Benjen wasn't introduced (as of yet) as ColdHands, but book readers clearly see a correlation between the ColdHands character and the role Benjen played on Sunday's episode.Either the show runners or GRRM has said before that Jaqen and Syrio are not the same.
Mr. Lengthy
I saw a image of GRRM's editor's note asking if ColdHands is Benjen and GRRM replied no, but we all know that a lot of this is semantics. Jaquen and Syrio are not the same person because "they are no one." Shit like that.
The producer of the show have called him Benjen Coldhands so pretty much like Stannis still bing alive in the books - the producers are doing their own thing
GRRM isn't a writer on the series though, the producers of the show can change whatever hey want
Either the show runners or GRRM has said before that Jaqen and Syrio are not the same.
Mr. Lengthy
GRRM said cold hands wasn't Benjen too. At this point the books are what the show is inspired from. The tv show guys are less concerned with being whimsical than GRRM
Here's Everything Bran Saw In His Visions During The Latest 'Game Of Thrones'
It was somewhat of a quiet week for Game of Thrones — no great houses of Westeros overthrown, not one living person murdered. The second half of season six started in similar fashion to the first, setting the stage for episodes six through ten, which — based on their names — promise to be massive.
What the episode definitely teased were more revealing visions from Bran. Even though he’s lost the heart tree and Three Eyed Raven, it seems like he still has a lot of history banging around behind those white eyes of his. At the start of the episode, a multitude of moments flashed in front of him quickly and chaotically.
It’s unclear if Bran digested any of what he saw, but thanks to modern technology and our obsessive compulsion to break down all things Game of Thrones, we can make sure you do. Let’s take a look at everything that came out of his visions in episode six, “Blood of my Blood.”
There were many shots from past episodes that got replayed in Bran’s head. A lot of it was Stark related: Bran falling, Ned losing his head, Robb and Catelyn dying at the Red Wedding. The White Walkers also made several appearances; we got glimpses of the Fist of the First Men, Hardhome, the Children of the Forest transforming the Night’s King, and the Night’s King transforming Craster’s abandoned baby. Bran was also shown the birth of Daenerys’ dragons.
That brings us to the new footage.
There were visions of a dragon’s shadow flying over King’s Landing. Daenerys’ dragon? Or was this further in the past where Targaryen dragons flew over the capitol regularly? Bran has had visions of the future before; remember that he saw the sea swallow Winterfell in a dream shortly before Theon Greyjoy captured the castle.
More Tower of Joy footage. We’ve got young Ned’s hand (the armor in the image matches Ned’s armor from the fight scene with Ser Arthur Dayne) and what we assume is Lyanna Stark’s hand. And there’s a lot of blood, which just makes us want to know what went down in that damn tower even more now.
And then there’s our first look at Aerys Targaryen, the mad king. I’ll quote Jaime Lannister from season three of the show to explain everything we saw regarding Aerys and his wildfire.
“Have you heard of wildfire? The mad king was obsessed with it. He loved to watch people burn, the way their skin blackened and blistered, melted off their bones. He burned lords he didn’t like, he burned Hands that disobeyed him, he burned anyone that was against him. Before long half the country was against him.”
“Aerys saw traitors everywhere. So he had his pyromancers place caches of wildfire all over the city. The sept of Baelor, the slums of Flea Bottom. Houses, stables, taverns. Even the Red Keep itself. Finally the day of reckoning came. Robert Baratheon marched on the capitol after his victory at the Trident. But my father arrived first, the whole Lannister army at his back, promising to defend the city against the rebels.”
“I knew my father better than that. He’s never been one to pick the losing side. I told the mad king as much. I urged him to surrender peacefully. But the king didn’t listen to me. He didn’t listen to Varys, who tried to warn him. He did listen to Grand Maester Pycelle, the grey sunken c**t. ‘You can trust the Lannisters’ he said. ‘The Lannisters have always been true friends of the crown.’ So he opened the gates… and my father sacked the city.”
“Once again I came to the king, begging him to surrender. He told me to bring him my father’s head. Then he turned to his pyromancers and said ‘Burn them all!'”
“He said, ‘Burn them in their homes, burn them in their beds!’ Tell me, if your precious Renly commanded you to kill your own father and stand by while thousands of men women and children burned alive, would you have done it? Would you have kept your oath then?”
“First I killed his pyromancer, and then the king turned to flee. I drove my sword into his back. ‘Burn them all,’ he kept saying. ‘Burn them all!’ I don’t think he expected to die. He meant to burn with the rest of us and rise again, reborn as a dragon to turn his enemies to ash. I slit his throat to make sure that didn’t happen.”
Bran could actually hear Aerys ranting “Burn them all!” during his visions. Just foreshadowing before we get a more detailed vision showing the mad king’s fate, or a secret message connecting wildfire to the destruction of the White Walkers? Will wildfire play a role in saving Westeros from the Others, or is this reminder that King’s Landing is full of the vile green stuff setting the capitol up for a fiery doom?
As usual, we’ve got more questions than answers. Good thing there are four more episodes in this season of Game of Thrones to (hopefully) explain a few things.
It was somewhat of a quiet week for Game of Thrones — no great houses of Westeros overthrown, not one living person murdered. The second half of season six started in similar fashion to the first, setting the stage for episodes six through ten, which — based on their names — promise to be massive.
What the episode definitely teased were more revealing visions from Bran. Even though he’s lost the heart tree and Three Eyed Raven, it seems like he still has a lot of history banging around behind those white eyes of his. At the start of the episode, a multitude of moments flashed in front of him quickly and chaotically.
It’s unclear if Bran digested any of what he saw, but thanks to modern technology and our obsessive compulsion to break down all things Game of Thrones, we can make sure you do. Let’s take a look at everything that came out of his visions in episode six, “Blood of my Blood.”
There were many shots from past episodes that got replayed in Bran’s head. A lot of it was Stark related: Bran falling, Ned losing his head, Robb and Catelyn dying at the Red Wedding. The White Walkers also made several appearances; we got glimpses of the Fist of the First Men, Hardhome, the Children of the Forest transforming the Night’s King, and the Night’s King transforming Craster’s abandoned baby. Bran was also shown the birth of Daenerys’ dragons.
That brings us to the new footage.
There were visions of a dragon’s shadow flying over King’s Landing. Daenerys’ dragon? Or was this further in the past where Targaryen dragons flew over the capitol regularly? Bran has had visions of the future before; remember that he saw the sea swallow Winterfell in a dream shortly before Theon Greyjoy captured the castle.
More Tower of Joy footage. We’ve got young Ned’s hand (the armor in the image matches Ned’s armor from the fight scene with Ser Arthur Dayne) and what we assume is Lyanna Stark’s hand. And there’s a lot of blood, which just makes us want to know what went down in that damn tower even more now.
And then there’s our first look at Aerys Targaryen, the mad king. I’ll quote Jaime Lannister from season three of the show to explain everything we saw regarding Aerys and his wildfire.
“Have you heard of wildfire? The mad king was obsessed with it. He loved to watch people burn, the way their skin blackened and blistered, melted off their bones. He burned lords he didn’t like, he burned Hands that disobeyed him, he burned anyone that was against him. Before long half the country was against him.”
“Aerys saw traitors everywhere. So he had his pyromancers place caches of wildfire all over the city. The sept of Baelor, the slums of Flea Bottom. Houses, stables, taverns. Even the Red Keep itself. Finally the day of reckoning came. Robert Baratheon marched on the capitol after his victory at the Trident. But my father arrived first, the whole Lannister army at his back, promising to defend the city against the rebels.”
“I knew my father better than that. He’s never been one to pick the losing side. I told the mad king as much. I urged him to surrender peacefully. But the king didn’t listen to me. He didn’t listen to Varys, who tried to warn him. He did listen to Grand Maester Pycelle, the grey sunken c**t. ‘You can trust the Lannisters’ he said. ‘The Lannisters have always been true friends of the crown.’ So he opened the gates… and my father sacked the city.”
“Once again I came to the king, begging him to surrender. He told me to bring him my father’s head. Then he turned to his pyromancers and said ‘Burn them all!'”
“He said, ‘Burn them in their homes, burn them in their beds!’ Tell me, if your precious Renly commanded you to kill your own father and stand by while thousands of men women and children burned alive, would you have done it? Would you have kept your oath then?”
“First I killed his pyromancer, and then the king turned to flee. I drove my sword into his back. ‘Burn them all,’ he kept saying. ‘Burn them all!’ I don’t think he expected to die. He meant to burn with the rest of us and rise again, reborn as a dragon to turn his enemies to ash. I slit his throat to make sure that didn’t happen.”
Bran could actually hear Aerys ranting “Burn them all!” during his visions. Just foreshadowing before we get a more detailed vision showing the mad king’s fate, or a secret message connecting wildfire to the destruction of the White Walkers? Will wildfire play a role in saving Westeros from the Others, or is this reminder that King’s Landing is full of the vile green stuff setting the capitol up for a fiery doom?
As usual, we’ve got more questions than answers. Good thing there are four more episodes in this season of Game of Thrones to (hopefully) explain a few things.
I forgot about this article. Each director got to shoot two consecutive episodes. And GOT used one of the directors from "Lost" for the past two episodes (time travel themes).
Game of Thrones directors revealed for mysterious season 6
'Hardhome' director shooting next season's final two episodes
BY JAMES HIBBERD
Posted June 25 2015 — 6:18 PM EDT
If there wasn’t enough mystery surrounding the next season of Game of Thrones, now there’s a veteran of ABC’s Lost joining the show too. Below is the list of directors for the sixth season of HBO’s acclaimed fantasy hit. Three of the names are Thronesveterans, and two are newcomers to the series. Once again, each will helm two episodes. Here is the Thrones shooting plan:
— Jeremy Podeswa (Episodes 1 & 2): A veteran of Showtime’s Tudors and HBO’s Boardwalk Empire, Podeswa is returning to Thrones for the second year in a row. In season 5, he directed two episodes from the middle of the season, “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” and “Kill the Boy.”
— Daniel Sackheim (3 & 4): Sackheim is new to Thrones with a long list of credits going back to being an associate producer on 1980s classic Miami Vice. He’s directed episodes of several Fox shows (The X-Files, Lie to Me, House) and most recently directed six episodes of FX’s The Americans.
— Jack Bender (5 & 6): An intriguing new name, Bender is familiar to fans of ABC’s Lost, having directed a whopping 38 episodes of the series, including many of the show’s premieres and finales. He’s also helmed epiosdes of CBS’ Under the Dome, TNT’s The Last Ship and Fox’s Alcatraz.
— Mark Mylod (7 & 8): Mylod is a premium cable veteran of shows like Showtime’s Shameless and HBO’s Entourage. He directed the third and fourth episode of season 5, “High Sparrow” and “Sons of the Harpy.”
— Miguel Sapochnik (9 &10): This name will likely cause some speculation. Sapochnik really earned his GoT stripes by helming the stunning “Hardhome” episode last season, featuring a half-hour battle sequence with Jon Snow, the Wildlings and the White Walkers’ undead army. He also directed the seventh episode of the season, “The Gift.” That Sapochnik is helming the penultimate episode and the season 6 finale might suggest we’re in for another epic battle climax given his “Hardhome” acclaim.
All the directors will surely be sworn to secrecy on the upcoming season, which is expected to be the first year that Throneslargely extends beyond the storyline in George R.R. Martin’s published novels.
If you’re wondering why each director films two back-to-back episodes, it’s due to the uniquely complex nature of the show that makes Thrones an extremely time-intensive directing gig. Various scenes from each episode could shoot weeks or even months apart, and in different countries too—so filming just one episode covers a large block of time that is most efficiently used for a second, and largely concurrent, Thrones assignment.
“When my agent called and said, ‘These are the dates,’ I said ‘No, you are wrong. It’s not possible,’” Bender recently told THR after his season 6 participation was leaked. “But that’s how long it takes. You’re overlapping with another director. There are two full units. You are there for a long time.”
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/06/23/game-thrones-season-6-directors
Game of Thrones directors revealed for mysterious season 6
'Hardhome' director shooting next season's final two episodes
BY JAMES HIBBERD
Posted June 25 2015 — 6:18 PM EDT
If there wasn’t enough mystery surrounding the next season of Game of Thrones, now there’s a veteran of ABC’s Lost joining the show too. Below is the list of directors for the sixth season of HBO’s acclaimed fantasy hit. Three of the names are Thronesveterans, and two are newcomers to the series. Once again, each will helm two episodes. Here is the Thrones shooting plan:
— Jeremy Podeswa (Episodes 1 & 2): A veteran of Showtime’s Tudors and HBO’s Boardwalk Empire, Podeswa is returning to Thrones for the second year in a row. In season 5, he directed two episodes from the middle of the season, “Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken” and “Kill the Boy.”
— Daniel Sackheim (3 & 4): Sackheim is new to Thrones with a long list of credits going back to being an associate producer on 1980s classic Miami Vice. He’s directed episodes of several Fox shows (The X-Files, Lie to Me, House) and most recently directed six episodes of FX’s The Americans.
— Jack Bender (5 & 6): An intriguing new name, Bender is familiar to fans of ABC’s Lost, having directed a whopping 38 episodes of the series, including many of the show’s premieres and finales. He’s also helmed epiosdes of CBS’ Under the Dome, TNT’s The Last Ship and Fox’s Alcatraz.
— Mark Mylod (7 & 8): Mylod is a premium cable veteran of shows like Showtime’s Shameless and HBO’s Entourage. He directed the third and fourth episode of season 5, “High Sparrow” and “Sons of the Harpy.”
— Miguel Sapochnik (9 &10): This name will likely cause some speculation. Sapochnik really earned his GoT stripes by helming the stunning “Hardhome” episode last season, featuring a half-hour battle sequence with Jon Snow, the Wildlings and the White Walkers’ undead army. He also directed the seventh episode of the season, “The Gift.” That Sapochnik is helming the penultimate episode and the season 6 finale might suggest we’re in for another epic battle climax given his “Hardhome” acclaim.
All the directors will surely be sworn to secrecy on the upcoming season, which is expected to be the first year that Throneslargely extends beyond the storyline in George R.R. Martin’s published novels.
If you’re wondering why each director films two back-to-back episodes, it’s due to the uniquely complex nature of the show that makes Thrones an extremely time-intensive directing gig. Various scenes from each episode could shoot weeks or even months apart, and in different countries too—so filming just one episode covers a large block of time that is most efficiently used for a second, and largely concurrent, Thrones assignment.
“When my agent called and said, ‘These are the dates,’ I said ‘No, you are wrong. It’s not possible,’” Bender recently told THR after his season 6 participation was leaked. “But that’s how long it takes. You’re overlapping with another director. There are two full units. You are there for a long time.”
http://www.ew.com/article/2015/06/23/game-thrones-season-6-directors
A man has witnessed Episode 6 of season 6 of Game of Thrones titled "Blood of my Blood"... I immediately expected DMX to appear in this episode as a pirate but I was wrong. Basically a big family reunion episode, where we are re-introduced to several key characters. As per usual here are my stretched out observations
- Meera is now starring in Snow Dogs; bet she wished she didn't skip those crossfit classes
- Bran is binge watching the entire show on 2X like most people do podcasts and audio books
- We see the Mad King, Wildfire, Nights King, and all of the Starks dying... plus Ned's voice and a hand soaked in blood
- Burn them all, Burn them all ...will Bran warg into him and he'll go "Burall Burall Burall" ?
- This may be the end of Bran and Meera.... but wait a minute the Medieval Ghost Rider shows up
- Ghost Rider steals a line from Terminator 2 "Come with me if you want to live"
- Sam is taking Gilly to his hometown and she's happier than a hoodrat with a room at Circus Circus (wow this is so classy & sophisticated)
- Does Sam's family live in the Acropolis ? Winterfell looks like Beirut compared to Horn Hill
- Sam if you don't want your peeps to know your bae is a wildling...stop somewhere and get her a dress. Gilly singing "I woke up North of the wall like this"
- Sam's mama is like every grandma ever...I don't care who you bring home as long as my grandchild is coming
- Lil Sam is a white walker toddler, blonde and Aryan like Germany likes em. He nor Gilly have those features
- Gilly doesn't know her favorite color, she thought burlap was all there was
- Randyll Tarly (is Joe Jackson) pissed off at dinner and he hasn't even taken a bite yet
- Sam attempts to get another roll but pops is apparently on that paleo kick
- Randyll is going in on Sam, but Gilly tags in the ring like she's ready to drop a DDT on pops
- Until she mentions "on our way down to Castle Black" ..unaware that pops is a Westerosi orienteering champion
- This bitch is a wildling Sam? you couldn't get a prostitute from your own land, you had to get a fail order immigrant bride - Tywin Lite aka Lord Tarly
- Sam is banished and then decides to steal the Valaryian steel sword and his instant wildling family
- Arya sneaks into the theater to see Game of thrones on Broadway for the 3rd time.... she can't see Jofferery die enough. A girl is entertained
- Arya is watching the fox news presentation of Westeros history in this play
- A girl poisons the drank, then meets her target. Lady Crane says her eyebrows are on fleek and she says her name is "MERCY" **hint**
- A girl is still a Stark: they are all bad at two things 1) Pet Care 2) Following instructions
- Arya drops her contract!! Damn if you're gonna quit your job and create your own startup you at least learn the business first !
- The waif can't wait to snitch... she's threatened by Arya. Jaquen orders the Code Red and they will fight to the death
- Yes Kings Landing... I'm ready to see Margarey naked, but her hair isn't cut ?
- Mace Tyrell looking like Captain Crunch with training wheels on a horse attempting to lead the Tyrell army
- Lord Tyrell speech excites his troops less than reading the Five Guys menu to a crowd of vegans
- Jamie says there will be no walk of atonement, and Margarey smirks ...she knows there wont be because Tommen has been turned
- Margarey must have that Erykah Badu ...I expect Tommen to be wearing shoulder pads and dropping "Electric Circus" soon
- Bernie Sparrow won all the super-delegates tonight, KL never heard of separation of church and state ?
- Tommen releases Jamie from the Kingsguard, very similar to how Jofferey released Ser Barristan Selmy
- Walder Frey is still salty and alive, appears to be in the same seat and outfit since the Red Wedding. He still has his Sandusky on with a new child bride
- Blackfish Da God has taken his home back and Frey is not happy.... so he grabs Lord Edmure from his honeymoon dungeon to bargain with.
- Back to the North and we learn that Ghost Rider is Benjen Stark with dragonglass in his chest
- Does Dragonglass have some magical effects on Starks? The Nights King is allegedly a Stark, Craster too
- How convenient Bran an uncle you haven't seen in years shows up on Memorial day and lights the grill and pours you a drink
- Bran will have to face the Nights King says Benjen... what's he gonna do? Get a good parking spot ?
- White savior time as Danaerys and Daario lead the Dothraki and discuss how many ships they'll need to take the 7 kingdoms
- Hey no one has died yet.... it's been about 50 minutes ???
- Khaleesi went and got Drogon like he'd been parked behind the rocks the whole time
- Drogon been eating entire villages and doing push ups.... he's massive
- Danaerys giving a speech on top of Drogon like she's Obama at Howard graduation last year
- Khaleesi plagiarizes Khal Drogo's speech to rally her khalasar
I live for these
Tywill being captain crunch
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