Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?

Didn't they split crews this season and filmed scenes at the same time in different locations? If thats the case its obviously showing the Dorne director/crew to be the worse so far this season

The Whale Rider is a better actress than this. And was up for a Oscar one time.
And I agree the fight scene was horrible.

As far as Sansa...It would be out of character for Ramsay "NOT" to rape her.
"If you thought this has a happy ending..you haven't been paying attention"

Folk on Reddit and Twitter punching air like Cuba in Boyz N the Hood
 
I know that Jaime Lannister and Bronn we're not fighting to kill, but that is still no excuse for how poorly those girls fought. that was a horrible display to be three on two. even their technique seemed to be weak. and those were Who trying to get revenge? They may as well have had Van Gundy grabbing hold of Bronn's leg. Mayweather is somewhere saying, "This shit more bullshit than my fight."
What do you know about technique with whips, swords and spears?

:lol:

You just know what looks good or entertaining. You aren't qualified to speak on "technique"

Too much time is being spent on the visual aspects of the battle instead of the story.

"Don't miss the forest for the trees" applies here.
 
That scene was very hard for us to watch. just because a kid is dumb doesn't mean they deserve to be raped.

its a fucking TV show! you going the feminist route? Come on lady, its a TV show from a book. they didn't show it, so why are you complaining? Ramsay Bolton is an evil mother fucker, did you expect him to make love to her?

"Lonely Sansa Stark, wait for me, wait for me. Queen of Winterfell wait for me! Oh...my love. My Sansa. I hunger...hunger for your touch"

GTFOH
 
I have never read the source material but it seems like they are going away from the books.

The Sand Snakes fight was just ok. Bronn got cut by one of the sand snakes. He might not make it to season 6.

Cersei, is playing the game well so far.

Sansa, needs to embrace the game like her sister.
 
Jamie's hands were chained and he was a prisoner before that fight.

So I don't really get your point.

You don't get my point because you are prolly watching Jamie in this clip...
Instead of watching Brienne. :cool:

Focus on Brienne's body language & her whole demeanor.
She is not struggling with her weapon, nor ANY of her 'movements'.

Her 'body mechanics' look pretty fluid. :yes:
She LOOKS & MOVES... like a dangerous sword fighter. :yes:

She even back-smacks the shit outta Jaime.. then keeps 'advancing' on his ass... while parrying him with just 1 hand. :yes:

That broad is a THREAT. She steady bringing the fight to HIM.

I don't even have to post her fight with the Hound. :smh::rolleyes:

Her fight-game is just 'more believable' onscreen than those other 3 chics. :yes: because she is properly cast in that role. :yes:
 
That’s because them chics are too small, too skinny & too weak to perform a ‘believable’ fight scene against grown men.

That’s my point. :yes:

But let Jamie & Bronn test Theon’s sister (Yara) in a swordfight.
That’s a whole different story. :rolleyes: Because she is properly cast.
And can swing a sword with PURPOSE.

So it wouldn’t look like they were sparring. :smh: At all.



Again, Yara is fighting regular soldiers. Expendable characters. Jamie and Bronn are two of the best sword fighters in the land.

Also, I just watched the fight again as it just played. It wasn't bad like you guys are making it seem, and it was largely 2 on 2, as the one with the whip was using it to disrupt the other two battles, and then went to grab Myrcella.

Ultimately the sand snakes did well against two of the best fighters in the entire land. A one handed Jamie is still considered a formidable opponent.
 
You don't get my point because you are prolly watching Jamie in this clip...
Instead of watching Brienne. :cool:

Focus on Brienne's body language & her whole demeanor.
She is not struggling with her weapon, nor ANY of her 'movements'.

Her 'body mechanics' look pretty fluid. :yes:
She LOOKS & MOVES... like a dangerous sword fighter. :yes:

She even back-smacks the shit outta Jaime.. then keeps 'advancing' on his ass... while parrying him with just 1 hand. :yes:

That broad is a THREAT. She steady bringing the fight to HIM.

I don't even have to post her fight with the Hound. :smh::rolleyes:

Her fight-game is just 'more believable' onscreen than those other 3 chics. :yes: because she is properly cast in that role. :yes:

Dude, Brienne is supposed to be a knight (as close as possible because she's a woman) and therefore moves like one. The three girls just train, and they're still very young. The fighting style they employ is different than that of a knight.

You don't know what you're talking about. I'm watching both, but your point was how Jamie was being handled by Brienne but most of it depended on Jamie being handcuffed and malnourished.

You said "Jamie was getting his ass handed to him"

It had nothing to do with Brienne looking or moving like a sword fighter and EVERYTHING to do with his situation.

Cut the shit with the silly emojis.
 
What do you know about technique with whips, swords and spears?

:lol:

You just know what looks good or entertaining. You aren't qualified to speak on "technique"

Too much time is being spent on the visual aspects of the battle instead of the story.

"Don't miss the forest for the trees" applies here.

Man, if I was posting from my laptop and not my phone I would post a picture of that bitch from Coming to America that said she was Joan of Arc in a former life:lol:

I recognize a little technique enough to know it looked like people were sparring and not really trying to hurt each other rather than the girls coming out to kill for revenge. I know Brian and Jamie weren't trying to kill anyone because they didn't want to start a war, Jamie just wanted his niece.but all the talk says that Dorn is a land where everybody can fight their asses off, yet that was the best player we got. The Viper could fight his ass off, but his kids had as much talent as Michael Jordan's kids... I guess talent skips a generation
 
Again, Yara is fighting regular soldiers. Expendable characters. Jamie and Bronn are two of the best sword fighters in the land.

Also, I just watched the fight again as it just played. It wasn't bad like you guys are making it seem, and it was largely 2 on 2, as the one with the whip was using it to disrupt the other two battles, and then went to grab Myrcella.

Ultimately the sand snakes did well against two of the best fighters in the entire land. A one handed Jamie is still considered a formidable opponent.

Come on now...I agree that Bronn can fight,but Jaime isn't the fighter he used to be now that he has one hand...hell,Ill put money on a below average solider than an one handed Jaime...right now...:smh::smh::smh::smh:
 
Tell 'em grown. "That's my dog" -in my Smokey voice:lol:

You don't get my point because you are prolly watching Jamie in this clip...
Instead of watching Brienne. :cool:

Focus on Brienne's body language & her whole demeanor.
She is not struggling with her weapon, nor ANY of her 'movements'.

Her 'body mechanics' look pretty fluid. :yes:
She LOOKS & MOVES... like a dangerous sword fighter. :yes:

She even back-smacks the shit outta Jaime.. then keeps 'advancing' on his ass... while parrying him with just 1 hand. :yes:

That broad is a THREAT. She steady bringing the fight to HIM.

I don't even have to post her fight with the Hound. :smh::rolleyes:

Her fight-game is just 'more believable' onscreen than those other 3 chics. :yes: because she is properly cast in that role. :yes:
 
The director was the problem for the fight. It is his job to make it work visually. The women are miscast but you can shoot it differently to make it work. The way it was shot is like the women would not be at a disadvantage because of their size which is total BS! Bronn, Jaime and anyone else has advantages and disadvantages in battle. They should have been moving taking advantage of their size instead of trying to stand one on one with warriors!
 
Dude, Brienne is supposed to be a knight (as close as possible because she's a woman) and therefore moves like one. The three girls just train, and they're still very young. The fighting style they employ is different than that of a knight.

You don't know what you're talking about. I'm watching both, but your point was how Jamie was being handled by Brienne but most of it depended on Jamie being handcuffed and malnourished.

You said "Jamie was getting his ass handed to him"

It had nothing to do with Brienne looking or moving like a sword fighter and EVERYTHING to do with his situation.

Cut the shit with the silly emojis.

FOH. I been using these emojis for years. :hmm:

I'm not sure what his point is. Is he saying the women needed to look like Brienne, or that any woman who can fight must look like her or Yara? It's a pretty ridiculous comment, to base it simply on looks.

I never said anyone needed to 'look like Brienne or Yara'. :smh:

But if they do not have enough 'weight'... they should look like 'they know how to handle a weapon'.

The problem is 'suspension of disbelief'.

They did not look 'good enough' with their weapons to make people believe that the fight lasted as long as it DID.

That's the problem.

If the audience has seen Bronn INSTANTLY kill grown ass men with just 1 or 2 moves.... then THIS shit should've been a quick-ass fight ALSO. :yes: Period.

Just 1 or 2 moves and Bronn should've dropped their asses. :yes: Without Jamie's help.

Bronn even decked one of them 110lb chics dead in her JAWBONE... but he couldn't DROP her ass like a bag of potatoes with one punch, huh? :dunno:

C'mon man. :rolleyes: That's pathetic. :hmm:

Stop defending this one poorly-shot, unbelivebale bullshit fight scene. :hmm:

If these chics were fighting 'expendable characters'.. as you put it.. I could believe they wouldn't get knocked the fuck out, or sliced to bits in mere seconds.... but they fighting 'the best in the land'. :yes:

They are way too light-in-the-ass to get socked in the jaw by Bronn and just 'shake that shit off'. :hmm:

And yes.... Jamie was getting his ass handed to him when he fought Brienne. :yes:
He got bitch smacked. Deal with it.

You sound exactly like Jamie did when he was 'making excuses'...back when they was both tied to the tree (in the next episode) right before Locke tried to rape Brienne & chopped Jamie's hand off. :yes:

"I was malnourished. My hands were tied. Yada, yada, yada"

That chic Brienne killed THE HOUND when he had both hands available, a suit of armor, PLUS a 'full stomach'... but you over here talking that shit. :hmm:
 
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Nah. She got exactly what she deserved. Be careful what you ask for. Lets not forget she was a fucking snob who eagerly sold her family out for the opportunity to be the beautiful royal bride. From day one she was on some Blair Warner shit.

Damn, that's some throwback "Facts of Life" shit! :lol:

Agreed. But I have to disagree with the last part because racism, verbal threats and bitching isn't normal human reaction at all. Its unstable and wrong. People got the right to their opinions but when you got to threaten, belittle and name call people for every single dissenting opinion its not even feminism at that point. This is why the whole feminism movement today is comedy and why its hard to feel anything for the threats they get. Because they're out of control. And its hypocritical because they do the same thing trolls do to them. Never been called stupid and creep so much within a 5hr time span. hell I *never* been called a creep in my fucking life on or offline until that point before I got kicked off the site. :smh::lol::smh::lol::smh:

And yes, feminist can be racist, dont get me started on that 20hr harassment video :smh:.

What site are talking about?
 
Poor Sansa got her cookies eaten, thought she would have a dagger stolen away under her britches for revenge...

But when she didn't I thought Reek ol bitch ass would at least have a millimeter of man in his pathetic being, and stab Ramsey in the back, wrong again...

Well i hope Jon Snow rides on them bitches in Winterfell at least..
:hmm:
 
When The Viper fought the Mountain last season, he cut his chest with that poison-tipped spear.
And it practically killed the Mountain, days later.

Anyone else notice at the end of tonight's fight in the Water Gardens.... that Bronn got his arm cut by the chic with the spear? :yes:

If she uses poison-tipped spears (like her father Oberyn did)... it's safe to say that Bronn prolly won't make to the end of this season.:smh::itsawrap:

Just saying.


Interesting you brought this up. Jamie going to be in deep shit without bronn :lol::lol:
 
^^^ Agreed.

If fans had known their 'fight game' was THIS bad.... they coulda just created other roles for these chics. :rolleyes:
Don't try make them Warriors. :smh: Just give them some monologues n shit. :rolleyes:

Cersei got ZERO skills with a blade in her hand... but she still one of the most DEADLIEST fuckers on this show. :yes: They shoulda done the same with these 3 chics.

Brienne of Tarth is well cast. :yes:
She can hold/swing a sword properly & knock someone's head off in a fight. :yes:

But these 3 chics looked lame as hell. :hmm:
Definitely miscast.

OR maybe it was the Director's fault for not shooting & editing the footage better. :dunno:




That was back in Season 1. Episode 2 or 3. Most of em probably were not even watching the show yet. :rolleyes: Just saying.

They were DISGUSTIONGLY horrible as was the fight scene, it was like watching 3 Michelle Rodriguez's fight at same time, my brain started to shut down especially since I watched Furious & right after this shitty episode.:smh:
 
Yall sound like a bunch of bitches cryin over sansa:hmm:

Everyone knew Ramsey was a fuckin nut case. What Yall thing he was gonna lay her down on roses and be gentle?

Ramsey is a follower of zod, the many gape God.

I knew that shit was gonna happen.

Reek cryin over spilled beans, nigga I'd still be cryin from havin my junk cut off.

I'd be like bitch fuck yo wedding night, I ain't got no dick bitch.:hmm:
 
That’s because them chics are too small, too skinny & too weak to perform a ‘believable’ fight scene against grown men.

That’s my point. :yes:

But let Jamie & Bronn test Theon’s sister (Yara) in a swordfight.
That’s a whole different story. :rolleyes: Because she is properly cast.
And can swing a sword with PURPOSE.

So it wouldn’t look like they were sparring. :smh: At all.




:yes::yes::yes:
 
The showrunners are going to kill Bronn off. This isn't a spoiler from the book. This is pure speculation. During that terrible fight, one of the Snakes cut Bronn with her dagger. The Martells are notorious for their use of poison. Bronn is gonna get that die slow.
 
I'm not sure what his point is. Is he saying the women needed to look like Brienne, or that any woman who can fight must look like her or Yara? It's a pretty ridiculous comment, to base it simply on looks.

Read this excerpt from an interview with Keisha Castle-Hughes:

http://www.accesshollywood.com/game...nake-obara_article_107171#oi2ELVme594V4bxW.99


Access: You didn't! That is so amazing. So Obara -- what a great character. She's so different from the other two and so ballsy. Was she written like that on the page? You said you read the books, so were you pulling from that?

Keisha: It was a combination of a lot of things. Obviously the great thing about working on the show and coming in later is like David [Benioff] and Dan [Weiss, the executive producers] have like a very clear vision of where they're going now. They would never ever reveal anything to any of us, of course, but I think they have a very clear vision of where -- how the story pans out and so we'd discuss at length about who Obara was and I mean, the interesting thing is one of the most important things for them initially was her physicality and she's described as being of a similar build to like Brienne of Tarth, and I'm like pushing 5'1" and I have twigs for arms.

Just in terms of physicality, bigger and taller actresses would have improved the scene greatly.
 
Cersei better kill Lady Olenna soon. Cuz she started some shit she might not be able to finish by trying to fuck that old broad's whole family over in one fell swoop. :smh:

They don't call her the Queen of Thornes for nuthin. :rolleyes:

Shheeeiiiittt she killed Joffrey with the smoothness... so She might be Cersei's ultimate downfall.

Cersei getting played out by an 'older' version of herself would be poetic justice. Lol.
 
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That scene was very hard for us to watch. just because a kid is dumb doesn't mean they deserve to be raped.

Foh with your feminist bullshit trash. I didn't see you in here making comments when that same savage tortured and cut off Reeks dick and balls. Got damn dyke and their selective fake outrage.
 
Foh with your feminist bullshit trash. I didn't see you in here making comments when that same savage tortured and cut off Reeks dick and balls. Got damn dyke and their selective fake outrage.
Some perspective - Reek had two kids killed and their bodies burned and he presented them as Stark boys. He betrayed Robb, and tried to take over the north.

I'll wait for you to tell me what Sansa did on that level.
 
Yall sound like a bunch of bitches cryin over sansa:hmm:

Everyone knew Ramsey was a fuckin nut case. What Yall thing he was gonna lay her down on roses and be gentle?

Ramsey is a follower of zod, the many gape God.

I knew that shit was gonna happen.

Reek cryin over spilled beans, nigga I'd still be cryin from havin my junk cut off.

I'd be like bitch fuck yo wedding night, I ain't got no dick bitch.:hmm:

You can find someone to talk to about your problem. I'm serious.
 
Read this excerpt from an interview with Keisha Castle-Hughes:

http://www.accesshollywood.com/game...nake-obara_article_107171#oi2ELVme594V4bxW.99


Access: You didn't! That is so amazing. So Obara -- what a great character. She's so different from the other two and so ballsy. Was she written like that on the page? You said you read the books, so were you pulling from that?

Keisha: It was a combination of a lot of things. Obviously the great thing about working on the show and coming in later is like David [Benioff] and Dan [Weiss, the executive producers] have like a very clear vision of where they're going now. They would never ever reveal anything to any of us, of course, but I think they have a very clear vision of where -- how the story pans out and so we'd discuss at length about who Obara was and I mean, the interesting thing is one of the most important things for them initially was her physicality and she's described as being of a similar build to like Brienne of Tarth, and I'm like pushing 5'1" and I have twigs for arms.

Just in terms of physicality, bigger and taller actresses would have improved the scene greatly.

Meh. Go read the book then.

You see, not everything in Books can translate well to film. A book can have some ridiculous shit happen, because your imagination doesn't run on a budget, and visually things need to make some sort of sense.
 
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