Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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lmfao when greyworm hit her with that line about not seeing her again her instincts took over and she was looking for his dick to suck and then remembered he didn't have one so she gave him a kiss instead
I think Brienne fucked up big time.
I'm going to do some GoT CSI work, but that dude looks very familiar
I'm going to do some GoT CSI work, but that dude looks very familiar
The North remembers and most of "Kill The Boy" took place in the north. I can't remember the last episode that didn't go to Kings Landing for a scene. While the mountain clans are discovering iron and Dornish are at orgies here are my stretched out observations from Season 5 Episode 5
- Young Barry won the hottest nurse lottery… Missendrei
- Barristan the Bold face up and out cold
- When Danaerys speaks in Valyrian she goes fire and blood style like a Mad Queen
- Dragon diet...one half of a man... That's like me eating one Wendy’s nugget and being stuffed.
- Dragon Mama, owner of the freshest BBQ joint in Mereen
- Bob Marley said “stir it up … valar morghulis… stir it up”
- Who’s sending a blind Maester messages via raven?
- A Targaryen alone in the world is a terrible thing… enter Jon Snow *MESSAGE
- Kill the boy and let the man be born… leadership is a thankless job
- Winter is taking longer to come than my college girlfriend…. How fuckin' long is Autumn in Westeros?
- Lord Commander’s attempt at immigration reform is as smooth as a border patrol search in Arizona with Selena music playing
- This week, in Professor Stannis’ Grammar 101 course: “Less enemies for us.” “Fewer.”
- House Baratheon: Ours is the Grammar
- Brienne walking around looking like Tom Chambers in Winterfell trying to blend in ?
- Only thing more dangerous in all 7 hells than Drogon fire… is Myranda’s hip bones
- Ramsay and Myranda missed the audition for Twiglight, but she’s the youngest daughter of Chronicles of Narnia
- Ramsay says what we all want to say to jealous girlfriends. "Yeah, I think she fine. The Fuck you gonna do?"
- Myranda better watch it, Sansa has a height, wingspan, and homefield advantage
- Sansa makes a visits to the Winterfell inhumane Society. I thought they just killed everything.
- Theon deep in the dog house like his name is Cuddly Dudley ...is he gonna read some fan mail ?
- Ramsay said Theon is extra ripe LOL basically Reek smells like an earring back
- Whoa I was worried this was turning into an episode of Oz when Reek kneeled before Ramsey
- The Bolton Bed and Breakfast has the worst Yelp reviews north of the Twins
- Quote of night: "This isn't a strange place. This is my home. It's the people who are strange."
- Sansa didn't toast to shit… she’s grown accustomed to nutcases at dinner
- Is anyone at dinner that hasn’t personally killed a Stark? I expected Ser Illyn Payne to walk out in a chef’s hat
- Ramsay face suggests that he is going to push Walda down the stairs!
- "I could've killed you and your mom as a baby but I didn't" you’re my rape child. Fatherly love Bolton style
- I like how Roose reminds Ramsay he’s the head sociopath in the Bolton family, Flayed up and Prayed up
- Gilly needs to back it up on Sam, He saved her from a White Walker I'd say "Achievement Unlocked!
- "Keep reading, Samwell Tarly" should be a poster in elementary school libraries everywhere
- Stannis planning battles against Boltons and White Walkers. We have obsidian all over Dragonstone lets some arrowheads
- Young Barry fresh out the coma with some Ralph Tresvant …aimed at Missendrei’s soul
- Grey Worm show Missandei what kinda magic those fingers cast since you don’t have the magic stick
- The stone that the builder refused got punked into an arrainged marriage by Khaleesi… on his knees and skipped Slavers Zales
- Long, sullen silences and an occasional punch in the face: The Mormont Way. Bear Island top selling t-shirt
- Nautical Poetry with Jorah and Tyrion, The Westerosi Poetry Slam Champion 2015 is Jorah !
- The Doom of Valyria must have been an enormous volcano, the water is still steaming
- Drogon flying through the food court of grasslands looking for a herd to munch on
- They just sailed into the land of the lost… fucking sleestaks dropping into the boat and attacking
- Tyrion meets up with the Drowned God… fade to black. WHAT IS DEAD CAN NEVER DIE !!!!
- Jorah the Explorah is about to be Gandalf the Grey(scale) time to consult OldtownMD
After 5 seasons of 45+ individual 1-hour episodes and counting... one of the very few bad-ass 'black guys' on the show is getting too much shine onscreen, huh?
Ssshhheeeeiit... He probably hasn't been seen on camera (with any dialogue) for more than 15-20 minutes, out of 45 hours and counting during all 5 seasons so far.
Agreed.
Seems to be leading up to a HUGE 'battle royal' for the North.... that will most likely be fought smack dab in the Courtyards of Winterfell.
But I think the Wildlings will ALSO be involved somehow too.
And will swing the battle in someone's favor. (either Stannis, or Roose
)-------------------------------------------------
On a Sidenote: Sheeeiit... I do NOT trust this dude.
At all. 
(Pretty sure HE is the guy actually controlling all them ‘Sons of the Harpy’ rebels
)
Mainly because after 4 1/2 seasons... Khaleesi got a REAL BAD ‘track record’ with men & marriage.
Her 'wedding plans' always be falling apart.
So I suspect Hizdar got some nefarious ‘hidden agenda’…..... just like Xaros did.
I think Dany will turn out to be as crazy as her father was. They both have a fascination with fire and burning people with it.
I stay up just to read your reviews Stretch.
Your work is incredible
Keep it up brah!!
Seriously. Dude should be writing outside of BGOL. Maybe he does?
If that's the case,then Theon's father should be the blame...it was his stupidity that thought it was a great idea to start a rebellion and I also blame Robb dumb ass,for allowing Theon to go back to the Iron Islands by himself with no supervision...
This post got me thinking. Have you ever noticed how many characters are motivated by either issues with their father or some attempt to gain their fathers approval. I mean it's really kinda crazy
1. Jon Snow - definitely
2. Theon - definitely
3. Tyrion, Jamie, Cersei - all fucked up by their father
4. Jorah - yep
5. Sam - yep
6. Rob - didn't have daddy issues, but went to war over his father, the one time he should have acted like his father, it ended up costing him his life. (Sand snakes better learn from this)
7. Arya - wants to be the 5th son his father never had
8. Ramsay - definitely
9. Sansa - not so much father issues, but definitely looking for a replacement father figure
10. Dany - Same as Sansa in many respects
11. Brienne - not in a bad way, but father played a role in who she is today
12. Jofferey - Robert sucked at being king and being a father. Shoulda
The only characters (with major roles) who don't have daddy issues are
1. Margary Tyrell - Grandma Tyrell run that show.
2. Varys - maybe pissed off at being sold into slavery?
3. Bron - Probably doesn't know or care who his father is. Most well adjusted person in the 7 kingdoms.
4. Littlefinger (maybe) - clearly motivated by his humble background
Stretch
Jay Z Reportedly Bought One of Khaleesi's Dragon Eggs for Beyoncé, According to Game of Thrones' Emilia Clarke
Beyoncé is the new Khaleesi.
Emilia Clarke, who plays Daenerys Targaryen in HBO's Game of Thrones, says she tried to "blag" one of Khaleesi's three dragon eggs to no avail. Queen Bey, however, owns one. "Apparently Jay Z bought one for Beyoncé, or something," the actress tells Harper's Bazaar. "I don't know." Clarke doesn't own any dragon eggs herself, she says, because "they are really, really, really expensive and they are really f--king heavy and serious works of art." Like Fabergé eggs? "Eggs-actly! Eggs-cellent!"
Beyoncé is a big fan of the show. As she told People in 2012, her ideal Sunday is "spending time with my family. No work, not even a discussion about work; lunch at my favorite pizzeria; having a glass of red wine; and watching Game of Thrones."
Clarke, who also counts Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan-Tatum among her famous fans, won her life-changing role on the series in 2010.
"I was literally so over the moon to have an audition, just an audition, let alone for HBO," the British actress, 28, says in the magazine's June issue. "I was doing a million jobs and thinking it would never happen. Not a chance. Not. A. Chance."
Like many of her co-stars, Clarke bears little resemblance to the character she portrays. For example, the naturally brunette star wears waist-long blond wigs onscreen. Each character's wigs are stored in a "wig room" at Game of Thrones' studio base in Northern Ireland. "The wig room is incredible. Every character has a wig almost, because we've all got bonkers hair," Clarke explains. "I have named mine. Seasons 1 and 2, she was just Dany. And then Diva came along. She's completely huge. She didn't behave herself."
To this day, Clarke can't believe her good fortune. "That's my face; it's on that television. 'It's not TV, it's HBO,'" she says. "But every time I see it and every time I hear it, I wait for the Sex and the City song...every time!"
"Game of Thrones opened a lot of doors," she adds. "It opened them all."
To be fair, his only son and heir had been held all his life from him by the Starks. I would be more than a little bit pissed too. Robb was definitely stupid for trusting Theon. He was the definition of a fish out of water.
The reason why the Starks took Theon hostage was because they needed insurance from Balon that he wouldn't start another rebellion against Robert...if Theon wanted to look at anyone,it should be his father who thought it was a great idea to start the rebellion...And,lets not forget the Greyjoys were outnumbered 10 to 1 in the rebellion.
aemon was talking about john,
within himself!
you fucking idiot
name calling on-line, .
so tough, or were you trying to hurt my feelings,
what was he talking about then? killing his cup boy?
john went to him for advise, ameon was telling him to be the leader(a man).
'cause reguardless not all will be in agreement with decisions he makes.
kill the boy within his character(needed validation/asking others), step up and be a man.
thats what i gathered.
.so tough, or were you trying to hurt my feelings,
what was he talking about then? killing his cup boy?
john went to him for advise, ameon was telling him to be the leader(a man).
'cause reguardless not all will be in agreement with decisions he makes.
kill the boy within his character(needed validation/asking others), step up and be a man.
thats what i gathered.
I disagree with Robb,what got him killed was breaking his promise to Walder Frey....I'm not saying,he would of beaten the Lannisters,but if he kept his promise things would of been alot different.
Remember,even Catelyn warned Robb about Walder Frey and he still did his own thing...but I will say this though,Walder Frey wasn't to be trusted,since he was loyal to Tywin..
Who the hell knows,what would of happen,if Robb kept is promise,but I think the outcome would of been different....
As,for Joffrey,Robert tried to discipline him,but Cersei wouldn't allowed it,hell she threatened to kill him,when he was kicking Joffrey's ass for killing that puppy as a kid...
I believe if I was Grey Worm my dick would grow back for this.
that's what he meant by 'act like his father'...do the honorable thing and keep his word
name calling on-line,
so tough, or were you trying to hurt my feelings,
what was he talking about then? killing his cup boy?
john went to him for advise, ameon was telling him to be the leader(a man).
'cause reguardless not all will be in agreement with decisions he makes.
kill the boy within his character(needed validation/asking others), step up and be a man.
thats what i gathered.
you fucking idiot
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