WOW that was an intense last 6 minutes ! after the Rhaegar Targaryen history lesson that Harpy ambush was just what I needed. As usual here are my stretched out observations from Season 5 Episode 4 "High Sparrow
- Dorne on the map...lump all the brown folks into one country. No respect for the city of Sunspear
- Thought this was the wrong show, Is Floki making another boat for Ragnar
- Tyrion gagged and tied up like Natalie Holloway on an Aruba vacation
- Jamie dreams of androgenous women as he views the sapphire islands of Tarth
- Your neice ? Jamie can't bullshit Bronn
- Cersei decides to send Captain Kangaroo to Bravvos to settle a debt ?
- Ser Meryn will not be welcome in Bravvos when "a girl" discovers him
- Wars teach men to obey the sword...tell Loras that when he's swallowing one
- Tyrion in a boat! Sansa in a crypt! Lancel at the tattoo parlor!
- Faith Millitant? Brilliant Cersei because nothing bad comes from giving religious fanatics weapons. Let's send Isis some rocket launchers
- Prohibition is Flea Bottom? Littlefinger's speakeasy is gonna be huge once he gets the hook up from Nucky
- Boy fucker? Buggery ? What part of Westeros is this? Atlantafell
- Tommen is sleeping on the couch tonight, Margaery wishes she had sadistic Jofferey pussy whipped now
- Jofferey looked up to his father, Tommen looks up to his mother CASE CLOSED
- Boy band "idea" King Tommen, and Lord Robyn Arrayn form "Bitches with Titles"
- Margaery is calling her grandmother! OH SHIT she's the female Tywinn Lannister
- Cake and Pomegrant Juice won't fix this Tommen, tuck your tail and go home like Ser Pounce
- One of the common folk yelled "Born of sin" at Tommen these murder monks will turn on Cersei soon
- Quote of night “You are Princess Shireen of House Baratheon,” ... “And you are my daughter.”
- Stannis is easily the worst hugger and Father of the year in the 7 Kingdoms
- Melisandre slithers in with no panties on and Sam thinks....Gilly don't look like that
- Another Redhead is after Jon Snow? but Jon somehow manages to stay away from Melisandre’s smoke machine. He's a walking Drake CD
- Melisandre wants Jon's longclaw ? I thought she only wants royal blood? ...unless his Father was a Dragon prince
- Lords Bell, Biv and Devoe remind the Lord Commander "Never trust a Red God and a smile"
- Sansa picks up the black feather King Robert left on Lyanna's tomb in season 1
- Robert's propaganda campaign against Rhaegar still works on Sansa and the north
- 5 episodes in and we've said fuck Bran and Rickon Stark ?
- Lyanna is the Helen of Troy of Westeros
- Littlefinger betting on Stannis, same way I bet on Mayweather during any welterweight pillow fight he's in
- Lord Baelish knows if Sansa's ears are open her legs will open too...He's the Bill Bellichick of the 7 Kingdoms (working the long play)
- Jamie still can't make a layup with his left hand after all the training with Bronn
- Jamie and Bronn's big adventure AKA Murtah and Riggs head to Dorne, but first snake omelets
- “There’s nothing like a good fight to get you in the mood for fucking.”
- Bronn only fights to win, never fair or honorable
- Half sisters the sand snakes were very disappointing, Ellaria is the most bitter dance mom of all time
- Obara has the Iron Sheiks shoes on... I spit upon Casterly Rock
- Another row boat ? First Jamie and Bronn in the canoe now Tyrion profiles Jorah on his trip down the river
- Jorah let Tyrion sing "Sailing" by Christopher Cross as you train for the Essos Cup
- Raeghar Targaryen was hitting high notes like Sam Smith in flea bottom...He was the guy with the guitar at ever college party
- Hizdahr zo Loraq wants the fighting pits but Daenarys says fuck your culture.... like the Govenor of Texas banning football
- Sons of the Harpy are the KKK of Essos...they'll fight relentlessly to bring slavery back
- 5 years of hyping Ser Obi Wan and he gets killed in first fight by a bunch of homeless dudes in halloween masks?
- Sons of the Harpy were popping up like they were sent by these fools
- Young Obama taking on these republicans all by himself "Aloha bra! this spear is lethal"
- Damn Selmy... i haven't seen a white savior fail like that since 'the last samurai'.
- RIP Selmy you score 20 points at 62 years old in the EBA playoffs but missed the game winning free throws
) that they all got a '1-year vacation’ from the show.. .but the tv writers will resume their storylines in Season 6.
House Lannister,Stark, and Martell hands down got the best looking helmets.
