Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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no it doesn't.
I mean really
Not even close. Kim Bauer is the most annoying bitch in tv history.
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Motherfuckers want every aspect of everything on the show explained in detail. Shit that a normal person would just assume, they need broken down to them. They need the life story of every person that's on the screen for 2 seconds or less. They need the history of every city, person, plant, and animal ever mentioned. They need a breakdown of every object and artifact that's ever been on the show. They need to know the ingredients to every drink. They need to know the complete family tree of everyone that's been on the show.
One thing the show does that I like is that they don't rely on flashbacks.Motherfuckers want every aspect of everything on the show explained in detail. Shit that a normal person would just assume, they need broken down to them. They need the life story of every person that's on the screen for 2 seconds or less. They need the history of every city, person, plant, and animal ever mentioned. They need a breakdown of every object and artifact that's ever been on the show. They need to know the ingredients to every drink. They need to know the complete family tree of everyone that's been on the show.
Average shows would've had at least 4 in this episode alone.
Arya- You gone learn today.
Queen and Queen mother- Need more interaction it will teach you the art of smiling in the face of the one you want to murder.
Real talk, if I'm somewhere and they string up 2 humans that have been skinned alive, I'm just leaving. Wherever it is. If it was in my house, you can have my house I can find another place to live.
Sansa- Welcome to learning how to play the long game, took yo ass long enough but you're finally here now.
Brienne- nobody loved me but one dude and I'm going to make all you motherfuckers pay
Pod- Yea I want to be a boss
John- You think this is one way? Well it's the other
High septor- Creflo and them watched that shit with a bead of sweat dripping from their brow praying that their congregation doesn't get any ideas
They've got a Fucking Frankenstein
Man Tywin really is the shit. He dies, everybody is like when Debo got knocked out by Craig -
What do you call Tyrion with a scarf over his head? One more drunk dwarf
Jesus- tears for whores
Damn they got parody whores for khaleesi?
Motherfucking King simp strikes again! If only there were some way for him to win her back. To just get back into her good graces! Fucking hate him man.
Queen and Queen mother- Need more interaction it will teach you the art of smiling in the face of the one you want to murder.
Real talk, if I'm somewhere and they string up 2 humans that have been skinned alive, I'm just leaving. Wherever it is. If it was in my house, you can have my house I can find another place to live.
Sansa- Welcome to learning how to play the long game, took yo ass long enough but you're finally here now.
Brienne- nobody loved me but one dude and I'm going to make all you motherfuckers pay
Pod- Yea I want to be a boss
John- You think this is one way? Well it's the other
High septor- Creflo and them watched that shit with a bead of sweat dripping from their brow praying that their congregation doesn't get any ideas
They've got a Fucking Frankenstein
Man Tywin really is the shit. He dies, everybody is like when Debo got knocked out by Craig -
What do you call Tyrion with a scarf over his head? One more drunk dwarf
Jesus- tears for whores
Damn they got parody whores for khaleesi?
Motherfucking King simp strikes again! If only there were some way for him to win her back. To just get back into her good graces! Fucking hate him man.
I still can't believe Janos Slynt had the audacity to open his fucking mouth about Sam....
The High Sparrow Season 5 episode 3 re-introduces us to Ramsey and Roose Bolton and Jon Snow rejects an offer to be a legitimate Stark. As usual here are my stretched out observations from this weeks episode
- The Deathly Hallows Day Spa Arya sweeps the stone floor with a Nimbus 2000.
- Jaqen H’ghar to Arya? "There is only one god." Syrio was a faceless man “the god of death”
- Sept of Baelor for another wedding? Oh No ….hopefully Tommen skips the reception
- Did I hurt you?? Because when I fuck Ser Pounce, he don’t shit right for a week!
- Tommen should have kept Podrick around for some pointers.
- Let’s hear it for Margaery, who finally gets to bang a husband! Third time’s the charm.
- There are two queens, and a king who’s a pawn. Cersei is getting mom zoned
- This is The Real Housewives of King’s Landing… you could live a year in the Dornish dessert with the shade Margaery throws on Cersei
- Back to Winterfell with flaying, food, with Ramsey, Roose & Reek… wait is this really Pepperidge farms?
- Resolving a tax dispute with Ramsey Bolton is still more pleasant than dealing with the IRS.
- Bishop Don Magic Littlefinger… spitting that game to his bottom Stark bitch
- “There is no justice in this world” – Littlefinger
- When I see Moat Catlin I want to throw the Glaive at the Beast and ride out with the Cyclops
- Poor Brienne the beauty all women want to be pretty… some BGOL’er will put you on a pedestal you’re a white woman
- The Bert and Ernie of Westeros visit Commander Jon Snow in his chambers; Davos could sell ice to wildlings
- “I heard it was best to keep your enemies close.” “Whoever said that didn’t have many enemies.” Stannis got jokes?
- Meanwhile Arya is pledging Faceless Psi Phi. “Who are you…you’re about to find out”
- Faceless men offer a Kevorkian package that includes a post mortem sponge bath
- Sansa is the least celebrated homecoming Queen in Westeros but “The North Remembers”
- Ramsay seems smitten but his team of torture side chicks aren’t happy
- Reek didn’t say a WORD and that made him creepier
- Promote Ser Alliser and execute Slynt for insubordination earned the new Lord Commander the black man head nod from Stannis
- “Punks Jump Up To Get Decapitated’ by Nightwatch Nubian
- Stannis wanted to say “yes yes let the hate flow” like Emperor Palpatine during the beheading
- A game of bare ass musical chairs, then the Scientologists of Kings Landing beat the High Septon for playing
- Walking naked through flea bottom like Nino Brown's about to take over the Carter
- Qyburn will Qyburn “you were helping devout prostitutes”
- Cersei walked throw the crowd like “no I will not raise the minimum wage to $15 an hour…move”
- Sparrow soup kitchen offering a bland rat cooked gumbo for the followers of the Seven
- Send a raven Qyburn to Littlefinger then get back to work on FrankenMountain… He’s Alive
- Ramsay plans to court Lady Stark “Hi Sansa, wanna go kill some puppies together for fun? No? Well you're pretty”
- Roose Bolton has all the phones tapped in Winterfell, Lord Baelish learns firsthand
- “I have to get out of this wheelhouse” Tyrion disguises himself as an Ewok in a hoodie to hit the streets
- Asian Red Priestess...? An Asian in Essos? Huh ????
- That assless Daenerys Targaryen cosplay will be popular this Halloween. I wonder how much of Jorah’s DNA she’s collected.
- "Who needs wealth when you can make a woman laugh?" Sallie Mae does
- Which Queen Jorah? and why do you carry a Jeffery Dahmer sodomy kit and gag to brothels?
Jon Snow all"There can be only one!!!"
Margaery
Margaery
Tru!Nah....
who's that?
ya'll 'niggas', show do know your devil bitches!
- That assless Daenerys Targaryen cosplay will be popular this Halloween. I wonder how much of Jorah’s DNA she’s collected.
Y'ALL NINJAS GOT ME 
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