Finally saw "And his watch has Ended" my thoughts:
I bend the knee to last night’s episode of Game of Thrones…if that is episode 4? 7 hells episode 9 will be major
The Kingslayer has a new chain and is acting like Derrick Rose.
Brienne gives him some Bobby Knight style coaching
Vary’s been growing weeds in Kings Landing and displays his prize possession from his gardening.
Remind me not to invite Vary’s to Disneyland…that Magic Kingdom theme may set him off
Granny Tyrell has the best one liners on the show! That evil old bag killed her husband…I’m sure, or he rode off a cliff like I can’t listen to her another fortnight
Enough of Podrick the Dick Legend…GRRM trying to help CAC sexual self esteem
Margaery got Justin Bieber ass playing tour guide and walking outside the sept of Baelor…if that pussy fire Joffery will drink wildfire too is she suggest it
Tywin writes more letters than Abraham Lincoln, had to check Cersei. Great fathers are like “GOD” distant, disapproving, disciplinarians …give you what you need; FUCK what you want!
Most touching moment when Theon says “my real father lost his head at King’s Landing” everyone loved Ned or admired him.
Did Theon offer himself as tribute for the North’s Hunger Games?
What is this dude’s problem? Looking like he pre-ejaculated when he saw that cross?
Gullible should be spelled Sansa, can’t fill girls heads up with fairy tales about prince charming and white knights. She happy about another man that don’t want her, Loras will be all in Brandon’s lap
Speaking of Sansa, this show has some bad
redheads on it (Only kind of white girl I’ll indulge) Little Finger likes em too. He wanted Cat, Lyssa, & now he’s getting Sansa
There’s a riot in every crow and when you won’t serve them ham or let them holla at your daughters all hell breaks loose. Why they kill the Lord Commander?
GRRM stole that Craster scene from Lord of the Flies…even the piggy reference. Clever nod to William Golding
Next week Slick Rick vs. the Dog…my money is on Clegane
Khal Drogo would have been very proud of Daenerys in Astophor
Mother of Dragons? No mother of languages… Rosetta Stone watch out Khaleeeeeesi coming for you spot.
Dragon is not a slave and obviously it’s not a kite either…dummy let that thing go and run!
Khaleesi drops the whip like Sexual Chocolate did in Coming to America….