Queen of Thorns going out like a G
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I'm in on this show for the long hall, but I'm kinda pissed with this season's storyline so far...Dany and her allies taking Ls on multiple fronts while dumb-ass Cercei and pussy-ass Jaime stay winning. Shit's gonna have to take one helluva turnabout to make it compelling...Either that or the army of the dead needs to surface ASAP to shake things up.
So it wouldve been better to see Dany run roughshod over Cersei? Naw man. This is great. I like it. This is a war. They playing Chess. And I got my popcorn readyI'm in on this show for the long hall, but I'm kinda pissed with this season's storyline so far...Dany and her allies taking Ls on multiple fronts while dumb-ass Cercei and pussy-ass Jaime stay winning. Shit's gonna have to take one helluva turnabout to make it compelling...Either that or the army of the dead needs to surface ASAP to shake things up.
Where was the Terrell army? Don't they have one of the largest armies?
Jamie, Bronn & the Tarly family (Sam's Dad & older Brother).... just defeated the whole Tyrell Army at the end of the episode.Where was the Terrell army? Don't they have one of the largest armies?
Ahh yes they did mention that last weekI think a big portion of their Army was controlled by Tarley (fat Sam's punk ass pops) and he traded sides and rides with the Lannister's now. He was the bald dude on the horse next to Jamie.
Randyll Tarly (Sam's father) has his very own army.I think a big portion of their Army was controlled by Tarley (fat Sam's punk ass pops) and he traded sides and rides with the Lannister's now. He was the bald dude on the horse next to Jamie.
She doing too much tip toeing around.
Ole Lady said go ahead and rip the band-aid off and be done with it.
Lock Cercei and Jamie in the dungeons forever if she had too.
She woulda still had her allies and ships.
That being said...Euron's fleet is fast as hell.
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I thought it would happen tonight... but Bran beat her back home.... so I guess Arya will arrive at Winterfell next episode.![]()
Might be time to make the switch to JorahTyrion getting the Dragon Queen fucked up
^^ Agreed. I think you are right.Might be time to make the switch to Jorah
You got a whole season and a half left man. Let it play out.I just hope the writers go back to the theme of "everything Cersei touches turns to shit" ... again proving her father's statement about her not being nearly as clever as she thinks she is.
Minor nitpick on the time sequence again, I'm assuming the time it took Jorah to declared completely healed had to take some several weeks if not months, so I'm curious why Arya hasn't made it to Winterfell yet.
Great Episode
Light on action, but damn near every word spoken was worth the price of admission.
Vary's and Melisandre spit verses from "started from the bottom now we here". Red Lady leaves Varys shook with a lil bit of prophesy.
Dany and Jon Snow exchanging their curriculum vitaes (which one is worth more coming back from the dead or being burned alive twice?). I think Jon got the better of the exchange overall. I'm glad the showrunners didn't try to put any kind of romantic spark between them cuz that would have been corny as shit.
Yes Team Dany is taking L's, but as they mentioned several times now, its because Tyrion wanted to be seen as benevolent revolutionaries instead of ruthless conquerors. But an L is still an L and they are 0-2 against Team Lannister.
Euron is having a damn good time. No respect for Jamie at all, but Cersei still keeping him wanting more (maybe the smartest thing she ever did). I think I get Cersei now, she's basically at her best when she's backed into a corner. All that conceit gives way for true ruthlessness. It's like she hits a power up button when she crushes her enemies and just like a man she gets her freak on right after.
At this point, I have to ask has the Iron Bank ever made any money off anyone in Westeros? They must be playing that long long game cause so far they ain't collect a dime since the Mad King.
Sansa gets some time as Lord of Winterfell only to see her brother Bran return. Sansa is ready to give up power to Bran only to have him play back the worst night of her life like it was fairy tale. Stark reunions are always "awkward"
Btw, did y'all catch the look Littlefinger gave to the new Maester when he mentioned that old maester Luwin kept a copy of every raven message. I'm curious where that will go.
Jorah Mormont is back in play thanks to Sam, I expect he will play some role with Team Dany before it's all over. Sam gets a power up from his Mentor. Those old scrolls will contain some hidden knowledge I bet.
Greyworm and the Unsullied go all Sean Connery and Nicholas cage to take "The Rock" but get stranded by the Iron Born. Dany takes another L
Jamie gets to finally put in work, but even when he tries to do the honorable thing he's reminded that all his kids are dead due to his sisters actions.
Final thoughts.
This episode was about long awaited meetings and long delayed reunions. People got to size each other up in first time meetings. People got to say some things, mostly uncomfortable things, during the reunions.
Minor nitpick on the time sequence again, I'm assuming the time it took for Jorah to declared completely healed had to take some several weeks if not months, so I'm curious why Arya hasn't made it to Winterfell yet.
I wonder if we'll get to see all 4 of the surviving Starks in the same room at once.
he is the only person Danny trusts thats also from the northJorah Mormont is back in play thanks to Sam, I expect he will play some role with Team Dany before it's all over. Sam gets a power up from his Mentor. Those old scrolls will contain some hidden knowledge I bet.
Don't sleep on Tyrion's battle strategy abilities. Remember he had multiple clever ideas to fend off Stannis' army before Tywin was able to come save them. That was nothing short of brilliant^^ Agreed. I think you are right.
Tyrion is a MUCH BETTER politician... than a Military Commander.
He's never fought in a dirty-ass War... like the one Cersei is waging.
Jorah's a Battle Tactician. With some grizzled old-school skills.
And that's what Dany needs to 'level the playing field again'.
With only 3 episodes left.. if Jorah doesn't show up in the next episode..... he will DEFINITELY show up at the last minute to save Dany... yet again.
Perhaps this shot of Jamie on the battlefield...is when Jorah is charging at him.... from the other direction.
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how about homie who could sing that had to go to the wall because one of the upper class dudes was trying to fuck him and he refused. so to avoid certain death he went to the wall. that dude was telling jon , nigga you crying about being here , my life was fuck cuz a rich dude was trying to fuck.See if that's the case then Sam and Jon are dumb as fuck. I mean long term, them being in the watch might end up saving the whole 7 kingdoms but just from reviewing the first season, they're both idiots.
Jon thought being in the watch would be honorable and Sam's dad would have killed him if he didn't go to the wall. But once they got there and FAR before they took the oath, they saw the watch for what it was. Neither of them could have gone home, but they could have went south, built a couple modest homes, found some women, and lived a simple life.
It wouldn't have been the life of lordship that they were used to but a simple regular Joe life still beats living a life at the wall, battling wildlings and not getting pussy.
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All I see is her getting tired and closing her eyes.If you look closely to the preview for next week you will see Sansa warging. Very interesting.
I stand corrected. That will be wild if she did though.All I see is her getting tired and closing her eyes.