So we're supposed to believe Hotah, one of the best warriors in the world, is killed by a girl stabbing him in the back with a butterfly knife?
FOH.
With that expression he had on his face it looked like she was giving him a suppository
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With that expression he had on his face it looked like she was giving him a suppository
They get a pass for that because he was betrayed, the unsullied are still shit thoughSo we're supposed to believe Hotah, one of the best warriors in the world, is killed by a girl stabbing him in the back with a butterfly knife?
FOH.
It was poisoned bladeSo we're supposed to believe Hotah, one of the best warriors in the world, is killed by a girl stabbing him in the back with a butterfly knife?
FOH.
Another question....
What happened to the hounds when Brienne and Podrick came to rescue Theon/Reek an Sansa?
Did they run away, get killed, or just disappear in thin air?
There were 6 Bolton men who caught up to Sansa & Theon.
(4 men on horseback.... 2 men with blood hounds)
- Brienne killed 3 on horseback
- Podrick killed 1 on horseback.
- Theon killed 1 on foot.
That last guy (with the 2 dogs)..... pulled a ‘Jack Reacher’.
If you ever saw this movie.... you'd know EXACTLY what happened to him & those 2 dogs.
Just saying.
I gotta watch that movie again. That shit was dope
It's five Against One
No, it's three against one. Once I get the leader, which is you, I'll have to deal with two guys and the other two will probably run
They are replacing her...Dr. Who style! She is pregnant in real life....Just saw this on social media, oh shit.
I'm glad little "Bad Pussy" is still on the show! She's got nice tits!It was poisoned blade
So the character will be back,but played by a different actress..?
So we're supposed to believe Hotah, one of the best warriors in the world, is killed by a girl stabbing him in the back with a butterfly knife?
FOH.
Another question....
What happened to the hounds when Brienne and Podrick came to rescue Theon/Reek an Sansa?
Did they run away, get killed, or just disappear in thin air?
its tv man!
The wrinkly old lady
Thanks. I didn't want to be the one to say this. Fucking nitpicking every minute detail.
We don't even know if her necklace is magical lol.
And if it was a mistake, oh the fuck well.
We got flying dragons and talking giants, but a misplaced accessory messes up the fantasy
and suspends belief and is too much of a deviation from real life ..
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I'm exactly the opposite...I HATE the fucking Lannisters and want to see the Starks winning for a change. Cersei would die a brutal, barbaric death if I was writing the show...Jamie I'd keep around for a while for comic relief only. Other than Tyrion, the fucking House of Lannister could be burned to the ground by dragons with no fucks given.
The brothers are the only likeable Lanasters I agree, Tomen is young so he aint done no wrong yet.
But you cant tell me as much as you hate cersei you cant wait for her to sic that big ass nigga on somebody.
Jon was the only likeable Stark to me and he aint even a fucking stark.
IN real life that chick not 18 yet
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,21002250,00.html
damn..just damn
Sophie Turner is 20 actually..
damn..just damn
Sophie Turner is 20 actually..
So we're supposed to believe Hotah, one of the best warriors in the world, is killed by a girl stabbing him in the back with a butterfly knife?
FOH.
I had the same reaction at first, but then I realized this is the HBO Show runners telling us (book readers) that these characters (the Men of Dorne) have no meaningful purpose to the rest of the story. So they are just tidying up all these misc characters.
New zod and old zod only care if the woman is of age.
Ramseys pops don't play,he keeps that fool in check.
Nigga fed his jump off's body to the Hounds lol
When they lifted Jon snow off the ground Sir Davos stared at the ground. Did anybody catch that? What was he looking at?
That's my question. Some people claim its a dragon, I didn't see a dragon.
Did anyone notice the amulet on Melisandre's necklace started to glow as she started to take it off and stopped glowing right before it was fully off. I think that was when she started giving up her life essence.
A man has completed the 10 month journey and is back in WESTEROS for season 6..the milk of the poppy is warm and I'm buzzing. As per usual here are my stretched out observations from Season 6 Episode 1 "The Red Woman"
- No new locations on the opening sequence... I was hoping for the Dorthraki city Vaes Dorak.
- Ghost is howling at the moon, like Grey Wind for Robb, locked up and unable to attack
- The nights watch just gonna leave Jon Snow out in the yard bleeding to death ? No Respeck
- Ser Allister Thorne commits treason because he wants to "Make Westeros Great Again" by keeping murderous rapist wildlings behind the wall (and they're gonna pay for it)
- The rations at the Castle Black cafeteria must be substantial ...Olly has grown about 2 feet
- Ramsey said Myranda smelled of dog when they met.... don't all Andal women ?
- Ramseys sadism sidepiece lays dead, and since he can't beat it and eat it anymore.... the dogs can
- Roose Bolton is good and complimenting Ramsey with one hand and slapping him with the other. Remember I raped your mother boy
- Hugh Glass and Sansa cross the river in the Revenant. They're wet, they're white, they're freezing, they're cold ! give them an OSCAR
- Reek has found his iron balls again, tries to sacrifice himself to save Sansa from Zod's love Bolton style...but the dogs nose knows
- Bonnie Tyler starts playing "I Need a Hero" and Captain Phasma appears to do more battle in 3 minutes in snow than she did in 2.5 hours in space
- Podrick's riding and swordplay has improved, those Riverland YMCA classes are effective (Wait until Sansa experiences them)
- Rise Lady Stark, now you have the knight you always romanticized about (Podrick with the cue cards)
- Cersei has had a rough month, soccer mom hair cut, butt naked walk through the hood and now her daughter comes home in a casket...she's a honorary Stark
- That time in the black cells has given Cersei something she never had before "Introspection"
- Shame Shame Shame is all Nun Khloe says... she makes Hodor seem articulate. Margaery can't catch a break
- Until King's Landing Bernie "Sparrow" Sanders shows up with his anti-elitist stance and offers Margaery some hope and the promise to eliminate her Oldtown community college loans
- Ellaria Sand is a savage yet always pleasant to see... that Dornish eye candy would feel my water garden
- Did Tyene "bad pussy" Sand kill Xavier McDaniel with a steak knife.... then literally kill the messenger ? I thought Aero was a great warrior
- Mr. Scott must have beamed the other sand snakes aboard Boy Band Zorro's boat, because I swore they were all standing together at the docks.
- The Sand Snakes put the 'stain' in Tristane... I would have choose the whip too, that may lead to foreplay
- The house of Baratheon and Martell are now seemingly extinct
- Varys and Tyrion continue their Crossfire style political debates in Mereen, while Harpy Isis burns down the armada
- Arya is begging with no sign? Ineffective, how about "Disabled Veteran of War of Five Kings" ? Marketing matters in Braavos
- People were talking about Arya's assassination of the Kings Guard, before Stick showed up to train her Matt Murdock style
- Don't know anything that can burn a ram horn Jorah? except Daario's halitosis
- I wasn't sure if that was Greyscale on Jorah's wrist or a hipster wrist tattoo
- I always knew a few BGOL'er were Dorthraki's ...fantasizing about Danaerys and slapping that ass
- The Dorthraki have a lot of good 'white people" jokes - Pink people are afraid of the sun / Blue eyed women are witches
- Quote of episode "Seeing a naked woman for the first time is one of the 5 greatest things in life" ...unless you watch the last 90 seconds of this episode
- Opened your mouth too soon Khaleesi... now you have to join the knitting club of the widows of the Khal
- Thorne wants Jon Snow's body, Ser Davos has a flashback to being bullied at flea bottom prep "I've been running from men like him my entire life"
- Just hold on Davos and crew until Wun Wun comes back to castle black with Edd
- Then we see Melissandre take off her spanx & bra as many women do after a long day and everything goes *Pharcyde* DROP !!
- Davos warned us; you haven't seen the things she can do ...like take off her necklace and turn into Hilary Clinton
- Fuck the Wildlings send Melissandre to scare the gods (old and the new) out of the Night's watch. She can throw her labia over her shoulder like a Westerosi soldier
- WTF did my HBO Now just fuck up? I was at Castle Black with Melissandre but somehow I ended up in Hogwarts with Kreacher
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A man has completed the 10 month journey and is back in WESTEROS for season 6..the milk of the poppy is warm and I'm buzzing. As per usual here are my stretched out observations from Season 6 Episode 1 "The Red Woman"
- No new locations on the opening sequence... I was hoping for the Dorthraki city Vaes Dorak.
- Ghost is howling at the moon, like Grey Wind for Robb, locked up and unable to attack
- The nights watch just gonna leave Jon Snow out in the yard bleeding to death ? No Respeck
- Ser Allister Thorne has commits treason because he wants to "Make Westeros Great Again" by keeping murderous rapist wildlings behind the wall (and they're gonna pay for it)
- The rations at the Castle Black cafeteria must be substantial ...Olly has grown about 2 feet
- Ramsey said Myranda smelled of dog when they met.... don't all Andal women ?
- Ramseys sadism sidepiece lays dead, and since he can't beat it and eat it anymore.... the dogs can
- Roose Bolton is good and complimenting Ramsey with one hand and slapping him with the other. Remember I raped your mother boy
- Hugh Glass and Sansa cross the river in the Revenant. They're wet, they're white, they're freezing, they're cold ! give them an OSCAR
- Reek has found his iron balls again, tries to sacrifice himself to save Sansa from Zod's love Bolton style...but the dogs nose knows
- Bonnie Tyler starts playing "I Need a Hero" and Captain Phasma appears to do more battle in 3 minutes in snow than she did in 2.5 hours in space
- Podrick's riding and swordplay has improved, those Riverland YMCA classes are effective (Wait until Sansa experiences them)
- Rise Lady Stark, now you have the knight you always romanticized about (Podrick with the cue cards)
- Cersei has had a rough month, soccer mom hair cut, butt naked walk through the hood and now her daughter comes home in a casket...she's a honorary Stark
- That time in the black cells has given Cersei something she never had before "Introspection"
- Shame Shame Shame is all Nun Khloe says... she makes Hodor seem articulate. Margaery can't catch a break
- Until King's Landing Bernie "Sparrow" Sanders shows up with his anti-elitist stance and offers Margaery some hope and the promise to eliminate her Oldtown community college loans
- Ellaria Sand is a savage yet always pleasant to see... that Dornish eye candy would feel my water garden
- Did Tyene "bad pussy" Sand kill Xavier McDaniel with a steak knife.... then literally kill the messenger ? I thought Aero was a great warrior
- Mr. Scott must have beamed the other sand snakes aboard Boy Band Zorro's boat, because I swore they were all standing together at the docks.
- The Sand Snakes put the 'stain' in Tristane... I would have choose the whip too, that may lead to foreplay
- The house of Baratheon and Martell are now seemingly extinct
- Varys and Tyrion continue their Crossfire style political debates in Mereen, while Harpy Isis burns down the armada
- Arya is begging with no sign? Ineffective, how about "Disabled Veteran of War of Five Kings" ? Marketing matters in Braavos
- People were talking about Arya's assassination of the Kings Guard, before Stick showed up to train her Matt Murdock style
- Don't know anything that can burn a ram horn Jorah? except Daario's halitosis
- I wasn't sure if that was Greyscale on Jorah's wrist or a hipster wrist tattoo
- I always knew a few BGOL'er were Dorthraki's ...fantasizing about Danaerys and slapping that ass
- The Dorthraki have a lot of good 'white people" jokes - Pink people are afraid of the sun / Blue eyed women are witches
- Quote of episode "Seeing a naked woman for the first time is one of the 5 greatest things in life" ...unless you watch the last 90 seconds of this episode
- Opened your mouth too soon Khaleesi... now you have to join the knitting club of the widows of the Khal
- Thorne wants Jon Snow's body, Ser Davos has a flashback to being bullied at flea bottom prep "I've been running from men like him my entire life"
- Just hold on Davos and crew until Wun Wun comes back to castle black with Edd
- Then we see Melissandre take off her spanx & bra as many women do after a long day and everything goes *Pharcyde* DROP !!
- Davos warned us; you haven't seen the things she can do ...like take off her necklace and turn into Hilary Clinton
- Fuck the Wildlings send Melissandre to scare the gods (old and the new) out of the Night's watch. She can throw her labia over her shoulder like a Westerosi soldier
- WTF did my HBO Now just fuck up? I was at Castle Black with Melissandre but somehow I ended up in Hogwarts with Kreacher
A man has completed the 10 month journey and is back in WESTEROS for season 6..the milk of the poppy is warm and I'm buzzing. As per usual here are my stretched out observations from Season 6 Episode 1 "The Red Woman"
- No new locations on the opening sequence... I was hoping for the Dorthraki city Vaes Dorak.
- Ghost is howling at the moon, like Grey Wind for Robb, locked up and unable to attack
- The nights watch just gonna leave Jon Snow out in the yard bleeding to death ? No Respeck
- Ser Allister Thorne has commits treason because he wants to "Make Westeros Great Again" by keeping murderous rapist wildlings behind the wall (and they're gonna pay for it)
- The rations at the Castle Black cafeteria must be substantial ...Olly has grown about 2 feet
- Ramsey said Myranda smelled of dog when they met.... don't all Andal women ?
- Ramseys sadism sidepiece lays dead, and since he can't beat it and eat it anymore.... the dogs can
- Roose Bolton is good and complimenting Ramsey with one hand and slapping him with the other. Remember I raped your mother boy
- Hugh Glass and Sansa cross the river in the Revenant. They're wet, they're white, they're freezing, they're cold ! give them an OSCAR
- Reek has found his iron balls again, tries to sacrifice himself to save Sansa from Zod's love Bolton style...but the dogs nose knows
- Bonnie Tyler starts playing "I Need a Hero" and Captain Phasma appears to do more battle in 3 minutes in snow than she did in 2.5 hours in space
- Podrick's riding and swordplay has improved, those Riverland YMCA classes are effective (Wait until Sansa experiences them)
- Rise Lady Stark, now you have the knight you always romanticized about (Podrick with the cue cards)
- Cersei has had a rough month, soccer mom hair cut, butt naked walk through the hood and now her daughter comes home in a casket...she's a honorary Stark
- That time in the black cells has given Cersei something she never had before "Introspection"
- Shame Shame Shame is all Nun Khloe says... she makes Hodor seem articulate. Margaery can't catch a break
- Until King's Landing Bernie "Sparrow" Sanders shows up with his anti-elitist stance and offers Margaery some hope and the promise to eliminate her Oldtown community college loans
- Ellaria Sand is a savage yet always pleasant to see... that Dornish eye candy would feel my water garden
- Did Tyene "bad pussy" Sand kill Xavier McDaniel with a steak knife.... then literally kill the messenger ? I thought Aero was a great warrior
- Mr. Scott must have beamed the other sand snakes aboard Boy Band Zorro's boat, because I swore they were all standing together at the docks.
- The Sand Snakes put the 'stain' in Tristane... I would have choose the whip too, that may lead to foreplay
- The house of Baratheon and Martell are now seemingly extinct
- Varys and Tyrion continue their Crossfire style political debates in Mereen, while Harpy Isis burns down the armada
- Arya is begging with no sign? Ineffective, how about "Disabled Veteran of War of Five Kings" ? Marketing matters in Braavos
- People were talking about Arya's assassination of the Kings Guard, before Stick showed up to train her Matt Murdock style
- Don't know anything that can burn a ram horn Jorah? except Daario's halitosis
- I wasn't sure if that was Greyscale on Jorah's wrist or a hipster wrist tattoo
- I always knew a few BGOL'er were Dorthraki's ...fantasizing about Danaerys and slapping that ass
- The Dorthraki have a lot of good 'white people" jokes - Pink people are afraid of the sun / Blue eyed women are witches
- Quote of episode "Seeing a naked woman for the first time is one of the 5 greatest things in life" ...unless you watch the last 90 seconds of this episode
- Opened your mouth too soon Khaleesi... now you have to join the knitting club of the widows of the Khal
- Thorne wants Jon Snow's body, Ser Davos has a flashback to being bullied at flea bottom prep "I've been running from men like him my entire life"
- Just hold on Davos and crew until Wun Wun comes back to castle black with Edd
- Then we see Melissandre take off her spanx & bra as many women do after a long day and everything goes *Pharcyde* DROP !!
- Davos warned us; you haven't seen the things she can do ...like take off her necklace and turn into Hilary Clinton
- Fuck the Wildlings send Melissandre to scare the gods (old and the new) out of the Night's watch. She can throw her labia over her shoulder like a Westerosi soldier
- WTF did my HBO Now just fuck up? I was at Castle Black with Melissandre but somehow I ended up in Hogwarts with Kreacher
Where's Jamie's homeboy?
That nigga got a free pass at crazy pussy.
I'd be all up in dorn preachin zods will.
I really don't think anyone FULLY believes her.
Explanation about Melisandre and that rinse your eyes out with bleach moment
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/25/game-thrones-melisandre-premiere
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/04/25/game-thrones-melisandre-premiere
What's this mean? Dorn?
- Quote of episode "Seeing a naked woman for the first time is one of the 5 greatest things in life" ...unless you watch the last 90 seconds of this episode
- Davos warned us; you haven't seen the things she can do ...like take off her necklace and turn into Hilary Clinton
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