Game Of Thrones: The Sopranos with swords or Dynasty in chainmail?
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Watched the ep again this morning. That shit made up for alllll the shit they've been fucking up this season for me. Last season too.
Actually this was all Cersei's fault, she made her son believe he did not have the power to free his queen, though he is king, so what could he do about his mother?? She sent the kid into fear and depression.
She made her bed and licks water off it
This will be used a lot I bet:
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That nigga brought fucks back from the dead.
He makes new fucks to newer fucks
"Fuck your fucks, I'll make my own fucks"
That nigga brought fucks back from the dead.
He makes new fucks to newer fucks
"Fuck your fucks, I'll make my own fucks"
That nigga brought fucks back from the dead.
He makes new fucks to newer fucks
"Fuck your fucks, I'll make my own fucks"
That nigga brought fucks back from the dead.
He makes new fucks to newer fucks
"Fuck your fucks, I'll make my own fucks"
Fuck All that Cersi drinks water off the floor bullshit. That scene made me feel nothing because, that bitch deserves much worse.
Daynaris: Perhaps I will have you killed After all.
Tyrion: Your queenly prerogative. I had given up on life, until Varis convinced me you might be worth living for. You chop off my head, well my final days were interesting"
Daynaris: Perhaps I will have you killed After all.
Tyrion: Your queenly prerogative. I had given up on life, until Varis convinced me you might be worth living for. You chop off my head, well my final days were interesting"
Easily the best episode of the season.Only 2 left then we have to wait another year till next season.
HBO should have dumped the whole thing like NETFLIX
I hate waiting 1 week to catch a single episode
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The last 30 minutes was so good,everyone is forgetting the other 30 minutes of the episode...
True. And the first 30 minutes with Tyrion were great.
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Go hard or go home, but, whatever you do, don’t go to Hardhome. The only things missing from this episode was a dire wolf and a pair of tits. Just a great episode all around. As per usual here are my stretched out observations from Season 5 Episode 8.... it has been a slow season but this episode had me like!
- Danaerys and Missendrei in the wax museum of Essos...?
- I'm the greatest Lannister killer of all time; Tyrion is the best storyteller during campfires at summer camp
- Mereen job interviews are exhausting; Tyrion’s like here's my resume, my cover letter and 2 reference letters
- Jorah the explorah is a lovesick 7th grader writing Khaleesi on all his notebooks
- Greyscale spreads slower than Magic Johnson's HIV
- Confess or get slapped with a ladle, another example of binary education gone wrong
- Super nun Khloe Kardashian plays the wooden spoon remix of Confessions
- Lana Arya the oyster merchant, assassin boot camp
- Arya and Zartan gotta stop speaking in riddles
- How can a Man know this..If he knew what she'd see there'd be no reason to send her
- Arya smiles as she given her first Murder INC contract. Kill a man running sailor insurance scams
- Black cells visitation hours are very lenient, unsupervised and conjugal ready
- Quote of the night: “Belief is so often the death of reason – Qyburn”
- Kevan Lannister is hand of the king; Tommen is suffering boob withdrawal (Margaery or Mommy’s)
- There is a way out, the work continues? Trial by combat with FrankenMountain
- Sansa looking at Reek like all wives/girlfriends do when a brotha tries to sneak in the house late
- I was helping you were trying to escape....there is no escape. Theon tried to escape. Slavery is mental
- Theon’s guilt has him going all 3rd person “there is no Smeagol only Gollum”
- Ramsay said lets show these southerners how Bolton’s roll and leave a feast for the crows
- Stannis got an Army ….better get a Navy. 20 Northern psychos are coming straight outta the Dreadfort
- Danaerys vs. Tyrion confrontations are on par with DeNiro vs. Pacino in Heat
- The Mad King is Tyrion’s father as well, I speculate. 2 terrible children of ONE terrible father
- Can’t rule without the rich, Tyrell’s, Martells, & Arryans may back Danaerys
- Casterly Rock Betty Ford Clinic stays in business on Lannister patients.
- Jorah wants to fight for the forgiveness of Khaleesi, Live by the friend zone die by the friend zone
- Cersei is thirsty sucking dungeon ground like Cassie at Bad Boys office party
- Cersei would badly prefer to be in Orange Is the New Black
- Olly is the O-Dog of the Nights Watch…and he’s not letting that Wilding attack ride
- Jon Snow crosses the Delaware to Hardhome. You row nothing Jon Snow
- I was looking for Lagartha when they set foot ashore on Hardhome
- Wildling chinchilla store puts out a lot of clothing
- Old Skelator of Bones learned the hard way that Tormund always gets the big piece of chicken
- Lady Wildling Karsi was on Jon’s radar…. She was gonna get the King Crow cave treatment
- Lady Wildling is the lead singer from Das Sound Machine in Pitch Perfect 2
- Free folk Paul Bunyan was just chilling in the cut, examining dragonglass
- Canaries in the mines or dogs in the field…when the animals panic it’s time to be out
- Gendry and Uncle Benjen are sipping drinks in Pentos, waiting for all this stuff to blow over
- OH SHIT its Cold War Z beyond the wall …winter has come!
- The wights were rushing the Hardhome like Thots do the office over housing vouchers
- Game of Thrones has 28 Days Later-style speed zombies > Walking Dead’s incoherent zombies
- Nights Watch with me…. Lord Commander Snow becomes Aragon
- Torrumd is that dude….Uncivilized and brutal, but the Sons of Kraster are no punk either
- This is only a TV show but my blood pressure elevated like a mutha
- Is that the Four Horsemen on the hill? Ric Flair, Arn & Ole Anderson and Tully Blanchard.
- Release the Kraken ….you’ve pissed off Wun Wun the giant he’s going Kirk Franklin STOMP
- George Carlin is back from the dead… all I hear is Chaka Khan “Through the Fire”
- Valyrian steel is the business; Jon left the hand up like Chef Curry after that White Walker kill
- I hope the Castle Black Public Library has a book on how to make Valyrian steel
- Darth Maul of Ice is interested in the Lord Commander
- These are some Kamikaze zombies in a frozen Thriller video….
- Olsen twins looking at Lady Wildling Karsi same way I did Wendy’s when grandma kept me at church way past lunchtime
- Giant walking across the shivering sea like Shaq in the shallow end of the pool
- White walkers have a really solid recruitment strategy, Sub Zero Wins...Mass Casualty
- The blue eyed devil strikes back… a/k/a JESUS ICE raised the dead, added soldiers, and spiked the football
- I was hoping that the Night’s King was going to lead his newly risen army on the shore in a cold version of “Hip Hop Hooray” at the end.
- So the army of the dead doesn’t fuck with water? To Iron Islands I go…….
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Stannis got an Army ….better get a Navy. 20 Northern psychos are coming straight outta the Dreadfort
Jorah wants to fight for the forgiveness of Khaleesi, Live by the friend zone die by the friend zone
Old Skelator of Bones learned the hard way that Tormund always gets the big piece of chicken
Lady Wildling Karsi was on Jon’s radar…. She was gonna get the King Crow cave treatment
Olsen twins looking at Lady Wildling Karsi same way I did Wendy’s when grandma kept me at church way past lunchtime
Jorah wants to fight for the forgiveness of Khaleesi, Live by the friend zone die by the friend zone
Old Skelator of Bones learned the hard way that Tormund always gets the big piece of chicken
Lady Wildling Karsi was on Jon’s radar…. She was gonna get the King Crow cave treatment
Olsen twins looking at Lady Wildling Karsi same way I did Wendy’s when grandma kept me at church way past lunchtime
The best thing about Monday's after GOT- Stretchz hilarious recaps
That's where I saw her - no ashamed to admit - I saw that movie (and enjoyed it)
That's where I saw her - no ashamed to admit - I saw that movie (and enjoyed it)
if the dragons get killed they're fucking stupid.
as far as i could see none of them could fly.. so just bbq they ass from on high
hell yea they got ranks. why you think he didn't come down until all that shit was handled?
he was so confident too lol. that's how you act when you have a weapon that destroys other peoples weapons. you just know you gonna win.. then it blocked and he had his oh shit moment
knew she was gonna die. soon as she kissed her kids.. knew it was a wrap
If I could do that shit I'd hit up old plantations and bring back dead slaves and go CAC huntin
Then maybe they can rest well
That would be too tempting fam. way too tempting. There's gotta be rules i guess? they still have to have bones? If you could just bring back the spirits then id go to all the places we were dropped off and get the millions of people that died that's in the oceans as well and then things are going to get interesting.
If Snow becomes one of them there is no hope period.
point blank.
Funny stuff Stretch. Jorah does confuse me a bit. I'm like dude what the fuck do you expect to do?
simp hard...with a vengeance
If they do kill Jon. I don't think they will. He can be on 2 shows at once ya'll. But if they did kill him i think it's Olly who does it.
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Jorah is a sad dude at this point. I really wish Tyrion would have pulled him to the side and said, "Bro, No More!" He's bordering on Reek Territory now. Mental slavery as we see manifest in many different ways..
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