For the Breast Men; This Chick Here is the Areola Queen!!!

Yeah, these big girls out here are real cold with the camera work, bruh.

I used to follow this one chick. On her IG, even on the full body pictures, she only looked a little chubby. I don't know how she pulled this shit off.

She started selling homegrown fuck videos and did a porno, and come to find out, she was HUGE. Like no bullshit, she was twice as big as she made herself look on her IG.

Fucked me up, bruh.

Now when I see chicks like this, I already know what time it is. 34 pictures with the same exact angle and shit?
 
Yeah, these big girls out here are real cold with the camera work, bruh.

I used to follow this one chick. On her IG, even on the full body pictures, she only looked a little chubby. I don't know how she pulled this shit off.

She started selling homegrown fuck videos and did a porno, and come to find out, she was HUGE. Like no bullshit, she was twice as big as she made herself look on her IG.

Fucked me up, bruh.

Now when I see chicks like this, I already know what time it is. 34 pictures with the same exact angle and shit?

Read the story in Smokie from Friday's voice.

Im in the kitchen cooking I literally howled with laughter and choked on my cranberry and vodka. Reminds me of a story my homie told me a few weeks ago .
 
Been bamboozled a few times myself.

In the Myspace era... I got got a good 4 times on that bullshit. My roommate at the time warned me before hand every time too. But them cute face/big titty angle angle pics kept coming... Hoping against logic i proceeded along, and every time I ended up sitting across from a bitch that wasnt even as cute as the pictures suggested, and the tits wernt up on your face. Bitches were either fat or built like Dr. Robotnik.......... But I still fucked a few...:smh:
 


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In the Myspace era... I got got a good 4 times on that bullshit. My roommate at the time warned me before hand every time too. But them cute face/big titty angle angle pics kept coming... Hoping against logic i proceeded along, and every time I ended up sitting across from a bitch that wasnt even as cute as the pictures suggested, and the tits wernt up on your face. Bitches were either fat or built like Dr. Robotnik.......... But I still fucked a few...:smh:
I'm so embarrassed by some of the mud ducks with nice face, tits, or ass (but absolutely NOTHING ELSE) I fucked back in the day. The pre-internet era phone chat lines were even worse.
 
In the Myspace era... I got got a good 4 times on that bullshit. My roommate at the time warned me before hand every time too. But them cute face/big titty angle angle pics kept coming... Hoping against logic i proceeded along, and every time I ended up sitting across from a bitch that wasnt even as cute as the pictures suggested, and the tits wernt up on your face. Bitches were either fat or built like Dr. Robotnik.......... But I still fucked a few...:smh:
should've been like you like tricking me well i'm gonna trick you and lie and say i have no rubbers juss to get some head..mouth only or get the fuck out
 
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