•Scientists have recently discovered that bitches, do in fact, "Be trippin"
•Shoutout to all the bathroom models tho. Make sure yall charge them phones and windex them mirrors up before you start your photoshoot.
•Bitch take pictures with bra & panties & post it for a million strangers to see & then say they wifey material, no bitch u strip club material
•All this makeup is hiding how certain girls really look. Smokey eyes, thick ass eyebrows. Gotta take these bitches swimmin on the first date.
•Chief Keef Make MusicFor niggas who still count on their fingers.
•You get mad if I call you a "bitch".... but if French Montana says "Pop that pussy bitchhhh" you run your ass to the dance floor?!
•i masturbated so good last nite.. when i woke up my dick was in the kitchen cooking breakfast!
•Bitches will suck a random nigga dick , But will go to a Cookout , talking about " I don't eat just anybody's Macaroni & cheese."
•Naw, I know you suck dick and you just took a sip of my juice, KEEP IT BITCH
•No girl sucks dick but somehow all niggas get head, Niggas only fuck bad bitches yet all these ugly bitches getting pregnant. somebody LYING
•If you hang with hoes, you're a hoe by association...
•That awkward moment when kids see a toy they want on TV but the can't get it because their parents must be 18 or older.
•U know life is hard when your doing jail time for shoplifting in the dollar store...
•When black people buy snacks, they instagram that shit to make people jealous. Fuck you, yo hot fries, yo skittles, and yo soda...
•People that say, "Suck my dick!" 1% Males. 99% Females..
•They say love is more important than money... Bitch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!
•When your ex says,"You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point dumbass."
•Oh you spend hours doing your hair and make-up? You must be bringing out your natural beauty.
•You know yo Church in the Hood when you leave Service and its Club Flyers on yo Windshield..
•Oh, you want to go to school for Photography? I sure hope Instagram University accepts you.
•There is always that one person at the health club who thinks they're in the olympics. Bro. Calm. The. Fuck. Down.
•Bitches be twerking for NO REASON, *microwave goes off* oh shit , my food done. *starts twerking* HOE SIT YO ASS DOWN SUM WEA & EAT !
•If you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step.
•12 year olds talking about "I'm sexually frustrated..." bitch, you mentally retarded.
•These chicks be 9 months and on they due date still clubbing and lookin for their baby daddy.
•you know you ghetto when you use black eyeliner to line your lips
•The food channel is like porn for your stomach..
•No, slut. The reason that all the boys like your photo isn't because you're pretty, It's because you're almost naked..
•If you’re a hacker… Here’s my password ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
•I like the way that orange juice adds vitamins and shit to vodka..
•"I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. you NEED water, cause you sound thirsty as fuck!
•*Buying condoms* Cashier: Do you need a bag? Me: No thanks, she's not that ugly.
•these bitches always be naming their kids after stuff they cant afford; Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Child support.
•Half them niggas talkin bout money and shit have no money, their wallets be like onions, everytime they open, they be cryin
•Smart phone. Dumb battery.
•BITCH PLEASE, if dicks could fly, your mouth would be an airport.
•My timeline last night: TURN UP I'm faded Where the parties at
My timeline this morning: He forgives Happy easter God Bless
•Niggas will fight each other over a Football game ,Basketball game, Video game, or over some Weed before they fight over a bitch !!!!
•Fightin with bitches these days is impossible, everythin you tryna pull comes off, Extensions, clothes, Nails, ...
•Don't go broke tryna act rich, just act your wage
•Oh, you don't give a fuck about anything? I sense a very bright future ahead of you.
•You know you hungry when noodles taste like fried chicken and pasta.
•What the fuck you mean let's go to the movies? Bitch, I got Netflix and Hot Pockets at the crib!
•“You look tired” is just a polite way to tell someone they look like sh*t.
•I cant stand a Girl who hates on another girl just because she's with your Ex.. shut yo hatin ass up and move the fuck on
•WARNING: Don't open emails saying "You've won 2 tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" They might contain 2 tickets to a Justin Bieber concert
•"What would you do if you were locked in the car with a hammer?" Friend: "Break the window." Me: "No dumb ass, just unlock the door."
•You only want to talk to me when you need me. Fuck that shit.
•If I was a teacher I would create a multiple choice test where all 30 answers are D... Just to fuck with the students heads..
•When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason… there's a reason!
•A push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it & it's half empty.
•Saying "bitch" after proving your point...
•I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
•Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
•Those girls who think every guy wants them ........ no
•You tell a chick "Hey" and she thinks you're hitting on her.
Get over yourself, You look like a lightskin Chris Bosh with a weave on anyway
•Oh, you're unique, Just like everyone else.
•Pizza is like sex, when it is good it's very good, when it's bad...it's still pretty good.
•Karma's only a bitch if you are.
•Some kids were dropped as a baby. But you were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window.
•You know you're ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you.
•Going down my timeline I be like..Lies..Hoe..not funny..another picture of you in your bathroom, and You a hoe
•"I lost my contacts" = I deleted your number.
•Some "friends" be haters on the side.. Watch out for that shit
•Dont ever text me with a boring ass conversation....Wasting my unlimited texting and shit
•Dad: Why are your eyes so red? Son: I was smoking marijuana Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a faggot.
•Bitches be like "Happy one day anniversary baby I LOVE YOU
•bitches be like "I love you" I be like wyd?
•SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8
EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass.
•Broke niggas will get u pregnant just so he can be on your food stamps
•Dont fuck up your relationship with a girl who been with you from day 1, for a hoe EVERY NIGGA done hit.
•girls who talk in a stupid baby voice when they're around guys .... just stop
..... it's not cute ....
•I'm only responsible for what I SAY, not for what YOU understand.
•Basically 100 years from now facebook will just be an online graveyard for millions dead people. Wow.
•Back in my day iCarly was a little bitch named Megan.
•bitch mentality = If my best friend hates you then I automatically hate you. smh...
•If we're together and we brake up, I'm changing my Netflix password.. You're not gonna entertain another nigga with my $8 a month
•How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done
•I wonder how many babies have been born because of the phrase "Trust Me"?
•IDGAF = I don't give away food.
•International Nigga = Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean
•Some of you niggas "Started from the Bottom" & still there.
•Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money? This number is no longer in fucking service. SKURT SWERVE BITCH BYE!!
•Shoutout to all the bathroom models tho. Make sure yall charge them phones and windex them mirrors up before you start your photoshoot.
•Bitch take pictures with bra & panties & post it for a million strangers to see & then say they wifey material, no bitch u strip club material
•All this makeup is hiding how certain girls really look. Smokey eyes, thick ass eyebrows. Gotta take these bitches swimmin on the first date.
•Chief Keef Make MusicFor niggas who still count on their fingers.
•You get mad if I call you a "bitch".... but if French Montana says "Pop that pussy bitchhhh" you run your ass to the dance floor?!
•i masturbated so good last nite.. when i woke up my dick was in the kitchen cooking breakfast!
•Bitches will suck a random nigga dick , But will go to a Cookout , talking about " I don't eat just anybody's Macaroni & cheese."
•Naw, I know you suck dick and you just took a sip of my juice, KEEP IT BITCH
•No girl sucks dick but somehow all niggas get head, Niggas only fuck bad bitches yet all these ugly bitches getting pregnant. somebody LYING
•If you hang with hoes, you're a hoe by association...
•That awkward moment when kids see a toy they want on TV but the can't get it because their parents must be 18 or older.
•U know life is hard when your doing jail time for shoplifting in the dollar store...
•When black people buy snacks, they instagram that shit to make people jealous. Fuck you, yo hot fries, yo skittles, and yo soda...
•People that say, "Suck my dick!" 1% Males. 99% Females..
•They say love is more important than money... Bitch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?!
•When your ex says,"You'll never find anyone like me." Reply with, "That's the point dumbass."
•Oh you spend hours doing your hair and make-up? You must be bringing out your natural beauty.
•You know yo Church in the Hood when you leave Service and its Club Flyers on yo Windshield..
•Oh, you want to go to school for Photography? I sure hope Instagram University accepts you.
•There is always that one person at the health club who thinks they're in the olympics. Bro. Calm. The. Fuck. Down.
•Bitches be twerking for NO REASON, *microwave goes off* oh shit , my food done. *starts twerking* HOE SIT YO ASS DOWN SUM WEA & EAT !
•If you are over weight and have trouble going up stairs, put a biscuit on each step.
•12 year olds talking about "I'm sexually frustrated..." bitch, you mentally retarded.
•These chicks be 9 months and on they due date still clubbing and lookin for their baby daddy.
•you know you ghetto when you use black eyeliner to line your lips
•The food channel is like porn for your stomach..
•No, slut. The reason that all the boys like your photo isn't because you're pretty, It's because you're almost naked..
•If you’re a hacker… Here’s my password ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●
•I like the way that orange juice adds vitamins and shit to vodka..
•"I need a boyfriend" No, you WANT a boyfriend. you NEED water, cause you sound thirsty as fuck!
•*Buying condoms* Cashier: Do you need a bag? Me: No thanks, she's not that ugly.
•these bitches always be naming their kids after stuff they cant afford; Mercedes, Bentley, Pearl, Child support.
•Half them niggas talkin bout money and shit have no money, their wallets be like onions, everytime they open, they be cryin
•Smart phone. Dumb battery.
•BITCH PLEASE, if dicks could fly, your mouth would be an airport.
•My timeline last night: TURN UP I'm faded Where the parties at
My timeline this morning: He forgives Happy easter God Bless
•Niggas will fight each other over a Football game ,Basketball game, Video game, or over some Weed before they fight over a bitch !!!!
•Fightin with bitches these days is impossible, everythin you tryna pull comes off, Extensions, clothes, Nails, ...
•Don't go broke tryna act rich, just act your wage
•Oh, you don't give a fuck about anything? I sense a very bright future ahead of you.
•You know you hungry when noodles taste like fried chicken and pasta.
•What the fuck you mean let's go to the movies? Bitch, I got Netflix and Hot Pockets at the crib!
•“You look tired” is just a polite way to tell someone they look like sh*t.
•I cant stand a Girl who hates on another girl just because she's with your Ex.. shut yo hatin ass up and move the fuck on
•WARNING: Don't open emails saying "You've won 2 tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" They might contain 2 tickets to a Justin Bieber concert
•"What would you do if you were locked in the car with a hammer?" Friend: "Break the window." Me: "No dumb ass, just unlock the door."
•You only want to talk to me when you need me. Fuck that shit.
•If I was a teacher I would create a multiple choice test where all 30 answers are D... Just to fuck with the students heads..
•When a man brings his wife flowers for no reason… there's a reason!
•A push up bra is like a bag of chips, you open it & it's half empty.
•Saying "bitch" after proving your point...
•I don't have a short temper, I just have a quick reaction to bullshit.
•Life is all about ass. You're either covering it, laughing it off, kicking it, kissing it, busting it or trying to get a piece of it.
•Those girls who think every guy wants them ........ no
•You tell a chick "Hey" and she thinks you're hitting on her.
Get over yourself, You look like a lightskin Chris Bosh with a weave on anyway
•Oh, you're unique, Just like everyone else.
•Pizza is like sex, when it is good it's very good, when it's bad...it's still pretty good.
•Karma's only a bitch if you are.
•Some kids were dropped as a baby. But you were clearly thrown in the air, smacked by a ceiling fan, and tossed out the window.
•You know you're ugly when you call yourself ugly and no one disagrees with you.
•Going down my timeline I be like..Lies..Hoe..not funny..another picture of you in your bathroom, and You a hoe
•"I lost my contacts" = I deleted your number.
•Some "friends" be haters on the side.. Watch out for that shit
•Dont ever text me with a boring ass conversation....Wasting my unlimited texting and shit
•Dad: Why are your eyes so red? Son: I was smoking marijuana Dad: Don't lie to me, you were crying because you're a faggot.
•Bitches be like "Happy one day anniversary baby I LOVE YOU
•bitches be like "I love you" I be like wyd?
•SCHOOL: 2 + 2 = 4
HOMEWORK: 2 + 4 + 2 = 8
EXAM: Juan has 4 apples, his train is 7 minutes early, calculate the suns mass.
•Broke niggas will get u pregnant just so he can be on your food stamps
•Dont fuck up your relationship with a girl who been with you from day 1, for a hoe EVERY NIGGA done hit.
•girls who talk in a stupid baby voice when they're around guys .... just stop
..... it's not cute ....•I'm only responsible for what I SAY, not for what YOU understand.
•Basically 100 years from now facebook will just be an online graveyard for millions dead people. Wow.
•Back in my day iCarly was a little bitch named Megan.
•bitch mentality = If my best friend hates you then I automatically hate you. smh...
•If we're together and we brake up, I'm changing my Netflix password.. You're not gonna entertain another nigga with my $8 a month
•How girls put on their pants: *Left leg*, *Right leg*, '' Wiggle*, *Wiggle*, *Twerk*, *Jump*, *Jump*, *Squat*, *Stretch* Done
•I wonder how many babies have been born because of the phrase "Trust Me"?
•IDGAF = I don't give away food.
•International Nigga = Speak English, kiss French, drive German, dress Italian, spend Arab, party Caribbean
•Some of you niggas "Started from the Bottom" & still there.
•Need a friend? Text me. Need a laugh? Call me. Need money? This number is no longer in fucking service. SKURT SWERVE BITCH BYE!!
