First Post - "clever Card" Allows You To Call From Any Caller Id Number U Want!

TheIntelCritic

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Hello All:

I am new to the board (sort of). I don't consider myself too new because I've been visiting bgol without posting for a looong time. I've always said to myself that when and if I do post, I am going to post something major, and this is it. This is my first BIG contribution.

Ladies and gentleman, I present to you what is known as "The Clever Card."

What is the Clever Card? The Clever Card is like a calling card, but it's a card that allows you to call someone, anyone, from ANY caller ID number you want. That's right, let me say it again. You can call anyone from any Caller ID you want.

FOR EXAMPLE:

You have a wifey. You and your wifey live in New York City. But wifey ain't acting right. You got a jump-off on the side. Let's say that your jump-off live in Atlanta. You wanna slide to Atlanta to smash your jump-off, spend some time, etc., ON THE LOW. How do you do it?

Boom. You tell your wifey that your job is sending you on a week long trip to Dallas. You don't go to Dallas. You book your ticket to Atlanta. You fly down to Atlanta to see your side-piece. Your wifey, still in New York City, is getting suspicious. She doesn't think you're in Dallas. What do you do?

You use the Clever Card. From your cellphone, or any phone, you call the access number on the clever card.

1) The Clever Card system asks you to enter the CALLER ID YOU WANT DISPLAYED.

2) You punch in the area code and the number from a random hotel in Dallas where you told wifey you would be staying. (Remember, you're actually in Atlanta!)

3) The Clever Card system asks you to enter your account number. You've already purchased X amount of minutes to use the Clever Card, so just punch in your account number.

4) The Clever Card system asks you to punch in the destination number. This is the number of the person or place you want to call. In this instance, you punch in your wifey's number.

5) Your wifey's cell phone rings in New York City. She sees the CALLER ID and sees that it's a hotel number from a hotel in Dallas. You tell her that your plane safely landed in Dallas and you're now at the hotel, and you will call her later.

6) Wifey is satisfied with no suspicions of where you really are. As far as she's concerned, you must be in Dallas, because you called from a Dallas, TX phone number. All the while, you and you're jump-off are in Atlanta, ready to get something to eat!

OTHER USES

Make wifey think your at work when you're really not. Call your ex girl's cell phone from her mother's house-phone Caller ID, and tell her you're smashing her moms! She'll run home thinking you're there when you're not. Call your job from a hospital caller ID, and tell them you can't come in cuz you're sick! The uses are endless.

CONCLUSION

My niggaz, this shit right here is the fuckin' truth! My man from the U.K. put me on, and now I'm putting ya'll on. I've been running wild using this shit since I got it.

This shit is not available in any store. It's not available on the internet. It's not in the hood, NO ONE is up on this shit. But yo, I got it!

I can get you a 100 minutes for $40.00! Remember, you're not gonna have long conversations on this shit. You just gonna use it when you have to. Feel me?

On another note, you can also record your conversations and play it back and listen to it on the internet for 16 cents a minute. You can have the conversations emailed to you, or you can call the access number and have it played back.

If you use the record feature, the 16 cents a minute shit will be deducted from your account credit balance.

My niggaz, this is it right here. If you interested, hit me with a private message, and I'll hit you with the purchase information for paypal.

One

-TheIntelCritic
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I'm bumping this shit up again. Am I the only one who thinks this shit is worth its weight in gold?

If no one is interested in this shit, I'ma just let this post die and move on.

-One
 
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

I'm bumping this shit up again. Am I the only one who thinks this shit is worth its weight in gold?

If no one is interested in this shit, I'ma just let this post die and move on.

-One

From the makers of the Original "Menstruation" High-Five Greeting Cards and pocket Spray On Pussy Scent Dick-Rinse I bring you, Divorce In A Box. :hmm:

-VG
 
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