Finish the sentence...
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LoneStar29
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even more excited so i started digging in that kitty even deeper. So, she started trembling like she was going to bust then,...
She had a...
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/NFoBkjdNEck&feature=related[/flash]
...She was a squirter so...
LoneStar29
Banned
she squirted me so hard that I went flying through the wall ... I got up all dazed and confused ... lookin' at that bis ass hole in the wall she talkin' bout "I'd better pay to have it fixed" ... I'm like ...
"lets cut the chase, you know the real reason I'm over here.....you saw my ad on the internet, we had our fun, now I do take credit cards and......."
LoneStar29
Banned
then all of a sudden homegirl tried to swing at me ... I ducked but her tittie hit me in the forehead ... HARD ... then her homegirl pulled out some numchucks and tried to go Bruce Lee on me ... so I started talking to my watch and called my
then ...
then ...
...used the distraction of Gary's antics as an opportunity to get get dressed. The women were amazed by his ash. Once I got dressed I...
...Once I got outside I...
LoneStar29
Banned
looked up in the sky and saw
so I ...
...grabbed my phone and called...
Bonquifa. I told her this is our chance to rob Batman's bitch ass...She rounded up the goonies and then....
...met me at the spot to discuss...
the game plan. But Pookie nem only brought 2 guns so I said...
LoneStar29
Banned
suck it and called in the heavy weight, Rasputia
so we didn't need no guns, when batman came around...
... she done sat on his face and killed him ... then Robin's bitch ass was all crying and shit so I ...
LoneStar29
Banned
... Batmans man servant Jeeves comes out of nowhere talking 'bout(in a deep Luke Skywalker voice) "Robin ... I am your father" ... I'm like what the ...
...fuck? How did we end up on the Maury Show? The Goonies and I robbed them and...
He looks directly at one of the cameras and tell the world HE is the father. At that point Maury's wife Connie Chung ran on to the set and...
...Lindsey and tells the sound man to play her theme song. All of the sudden we heard...
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/EKkrtbTzFtU[/flash]
...After that, Connie...
[flash]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/EKkrtbTzFtU[/flash]
...After that, Connie...
revealed to the world that she is really Jacki Chan
she said she's been working under cover in an elaborate scheme to take over the world. Starting with Movies and daytime television. Maury looked at her and said....
she said she's been working under cover in an elaborate scheme to take over the world. Starting with Movies and daytime television. Maury looked at her and said....
WHAT?!?!?! He grabbed Conne/Jackie and flung her across the stage like...
...After that he...
choked connie and whipped his dick out. The crowd was like
After the initial shock...[flash]http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/MJQu97_Xwiw&feature=related[/flash]
...in the midst of all the chaos I headed for the exit. Once I got outside...
I was met by a drunk and angry Batgirl...She said to me...
...I'm drunk as hell, but I need you to walk with me. While we were walking...
I figured I'd grab her ass and see what happens,
...She said she was down with physical activity, but first we had to get to...
the clinic.....becuz my athletes foot is killing me, I got this shit from.......
