STASI: FBI's fishy Weiner probe sinks awful election to new lows, but Clinton's reckless Abedin also to blame
LINDA STASI
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Saturday, October 29, 2016, 5:51 PM
Anthony Weiner sexting probe led FBI to uncover new Clinton email info
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announced on Fridaythat the future of the free world rests with Anthony’s Weiner. The pervert sexter, whose junk in his trunks has made him the Magic Mike of politics, came roaring back unbidden and unwelcome into our lives like a recurring bout of herpes. And in doing so, put this very election into the palm of Weiner’s hand. So to speak.
No, don’t think about it or you’ll never sleep again!
Workers should hand out HAZMAT suits at the polling places to prevent STDs (Sexually Transmitted Disgust) from the filth spread around by the two worst, most sex scandal-scarred presidential candidates in American history.
Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton's email mess starts up again.
(ROBYN BECK/AFP/GETTY IMAGES)
The latest October surprise — in a month of surprises, or seismic shocks, actually — came even as we all naively thought that we couldn’t be brought any lower than we had with the news of Trump’s bizarre, repulsive sexist antics and worse.
LUPICA: James Comey should’ve done America a favor and shut up
Then, just 11 days before the election, FBI director James Comey — who’d been seemingly Hillary-blind — hurled a nuke her way via a vaguely worded letter to key congressional leaders indicating that the devices seized in the Anthony Weiner underage sexting investigation may — may — contain information potentially relevant to the email investigation of Clinton. It’s unclear if they were to/from/about/who knows Hillary Clinton or to/from/about/who knows her top aid, Weiner’s now-estranged wife, Huma-liation Abedin.
But what does Weiner have to do with all this? Apparently Abedin and Weiner shared electronic devices. I mean, seriously, would you share a cellphone or laptop with a pervert who you knew — who everyone in the entire free and unfree world knew — had been sexting pics of his moving man parts using some or any of those devices?
Scandalous sexter Anthony Weiner once again finds himself in a pickle.
(JASON DECROW/ASSOCIATED PRESS)
A less subservient woman would have left the bum on the spot and had his things (devices, I mean) decontaminated, or, failing that, simply smashed with a hammer like her boss had aides do to her phones. Better yet, she should have broken them over his head, and run for her (political) life.
Instead, Good Wife Huma shared the devices, shared them with a known, recalcitrant sexter. Who would even touch them without a warrant — and a tetanus shot?
Why FBI’s Clinton email probe unlikely to change election results
Hillary and Huma are like a couple of biddies in Boca who can’t figure out these darned men, those new-fangled phones, or that interweb thing, dagnabbit.
Most importantly, however (and this isn’t funny), is that Comey’s interjecting himself into the election cycle is completely unprecedented, and smacks of being unethical since we voters are left with nothing but vagaries and speculation.
Question: What happened to that reset button Hillary gave Vlad the Impaler Putin? We need it back. It didn’t work, but maybe with a little tinkering, we can get it going. We really need a reset of this whole horrific election — to get two brand new candidates.
If not, we’re in terrible Carlos Danger, people.
LINDA STASI
NEW YORK DAILY NEWS
Saturday, October 29, 2016, 5:51 PM
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Anthony Weiner sexting probe led FBI to uncover new Clinton email info
NY Daily News
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announced on Fridaythat the future of the free world rests with Anthony’s Weiner. The pervert sexter, whose junk in his trunks has made him the Magic Mike of politics, came roaring back unbidden and unwelcome into our lives like a recurring bout of herpes. And in doing so, put this very election into the palm of Weiner’s hand. So to speak.
No, don’t think about it or you’ll never sleep again!
Workers should hand out HAZMAT suits at the polling places to prevent STDs (Sexually Transmitted Disgust) from the filth spread around by the two worst, most sex scandal-scarred presidential candidates in American history.
Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton's email mess starts up again.
(ROBYN BECK/AFP/GETTY IMAGES)
The latest October surprise — in a month of surprises, or seismic shocks, actually — came even as we all naively thought that we couldn’t be brought any lower than we had with the news of Trump’s bizarre, repulsive sexist antics and worse.
LUPICA: James Comey should’ve done America a favor and shut up
Then, just 11 days before the election, FBI director James Comey — who’d been seemingly Hillary-blind — hurled a nuke her way via a vaguely worded letter to key congressional leaders indicating that the devices seized in the Anthony Weiner underage sexting investigation may — may — contain information potentially relevant to the email investigation of Clinton. It’s unclear if they were to/from/about/who knows Hillary Clinton or to/from/about/who knows her top aid, Weiner’s now-estranged wife, Huma-liation Abedin.
But what does Weiner have to do with all this? Apparently Abedin and Weiner shared electronic devices. I mean, seriously, would you share a cellphone or laptop with a pervert who you knew — who everyone in the entire free and unfree world knew — had been sexting pics of his moving man parts using some or any of those devices?
Scandalous sexter Anthony Weiner once again finds himself in a pickle.
(JASON DECROW/ASSOCIATED PRESS)
A less subservient woman would have left the bum on the spot and had his things (devices, I mean) decontaminated, or, failing that, simply smashed with a hammer like her boss had aides do to her phones. Better yet, she should have broken them over his head, and run for her (political) life.
Instead, Good Wife Huma shared the devices, shared them with a known, recalcitrant sexter. Who would even touch them without a warrant — and a tetanus shot?
Why FBI’s Clinton email probe unlikely to change election results
Hillary and Huma are like a couple of biddies in Boca who can’t figure out these darned men, those new-fangled phones, or that interweb thing, dagnabbit.
Most importantly, however (and this isn’t funny), is that Comey’s interjecting himself into the election cycle is completely unprecedented, and smacks of being unethical since we voters are left with nothing but vagaries and speculation.
Question: What happened to that reset button Hillary gave Vlad the Impaler Putin? We need it back. It didn’t work, but maybe with a little tinkering, we can get it going. We really need a reset of this whole horrific election — to get two brand new candidates.
If not, we’re in terrible Carlos Danger, people.
