i'm to old for 4play....
Faking Orgasms.....Be Honest
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LoneStar29
Banned
So you just wanna grab a nipple real quick then stick it in real hard huh?
grab a nipple?
naw it don'w even go THAT far....straight down to business.
LoneStar29
Banned
Oh boy Shaddy
Remind me never to have sex with you
lol....it's just that 4play seems a little to high schoolish and shit.
like why touch?
what's really crazy is that when I DO participate in 4play i make a baby.
go figure
LoneStar29
Banned
Did you just say "why touch?"
That really turned me off ... like my vagina juices evaporated and shit
Shane stop playin'You don't remember calling me "the resident man-hater" and then something about it being my "duty" to educate the guy?
I took your advice so what's the problem
The only problem is that sometimes the ego gets in the way of the pleasure ... like I was with this one guy and I told him what he was doing didn't feel good to me ... HE TOLD ME that he felt he was making me feel good and he wouldn't stop ... so I told him to kindly exit my vagina
That was definitely his fault...he was being one of those selfish guys I spoke briefly about in OnxyFemme's other thread. A real man or mature male knows that the object is to please the female in hopes of being reward or having the pleasure returned.
Onyx...loving ya threads
Did you just say "why touch?"
That really turned me off ... like my vagina juices evaporated and shit
lol...not touching the pussy...of course you have to do that...i meant as like touching other shit....i don't like cold hands and shit....my balls immediately go back into they sack.
but don't get it twisted lonestar i can make yo pussy wetter than lake Michigan
lmao.
I get where you're coming from Shaddy. I'm not a huge fan of foreplay either..sometimes you just want to get to it already, but that's just me. Most girls need a warm up or something.
yep,...and then u have some females that are aggressive as shit that will try to bite your neck off or leave some mark <--- i hate that shit.
LoneStar29
Banned
I aint gettin' wet unless you:
a) give me nice passionate tongue kisses
b) play with my nipples (both finger and tongue)
c) kiss me over my body like my back, neck etc
Give me those 3 things and before you even touch my pussy I'm ready
Next time I have some bad pussy, i'm going to make noise like i'm cumming...... and then throw mayonnaise on her back
Swat you're so stupid
Did you just say "why touch?"
That really turned me off ... like my vagina juices evaporated and shit
Puzzy juices evaporated, dayam!!!!
I aint gettin' wet unless you:
a) give me nice passionate tongue kisses
b) play with my nipples (both finger and tongue)
c) kiss me over my body like my back, neck etc
Give me those 3 things and before you even touch my pussy I'm ready
hmm
i can do the kissing shit....
i can play with nipples as long they are on point.
yo back? mayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyybe
Wait til I leave ya baby momma a wall post.
Scorsese
Banned
Wait til I leave ya baby momma a wall post.
nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!
LoneStar I remember that story!!!! LOLOLOL I hate a guy who doesnt know how to like the kitty.....Boooooooooooooooooo
But bwahahahahaha at you faking w/ a straight face
SHANE-MEN FAKE TOO???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now I will be making my man bust on my ass and my tounge from here on....Wont be no faking of the orgasms here
**throws hands up, walks out of thread, slams door**
muthaphuckas
Sure do. I've had to on many occasions. It only worked on side chicks in my less enlightened/cheating ass nigga days. A few real hard thrusts, some "Oh shit"s, and make your dick twitch while still in the pussy and a female with think you came. This way I still could be at maximum stiffness if the home pussy was still woke when I got home.
I'm not proud just telling you how it went down.
LoneStar29
Banned
Sure do. I've had to on many occasions. It only worked on side chicks in my less enlightened/cheating ass nigga days. A few real hard thrusts, some "Oh shit"s, and make your dick twitch while still in the pussy and a female with think you came. This way I still could be at maximum stiffness if the home pussy was still woke when I got home.
I'm not proud just telling you how it went down.
Yeah that was pretty grimey Dave lmao ... but at least you've matured from that now
This may sound wierd but I check the condom every time to make sure it didn't break ... I mean every time ... so if I looked and saw no cum I'd think the condom broke and I'd go into "freak out" mode
Yeah that was pretty grimey Dave lmao ... but at least you've matured from that now
This may sound wierd but I check the condom every time to make sure it didn't break ... I mean every time ... so if I looked and saw no cum I'd think the condom broke and I'd go into "freak out" mode
See, that's never happened with me. There is no get up and look at the condom. If I do my job, the girl would be laying there trying to catch her breath while I dispose of the "evidence".
When I'm dirty, I'm real dirty. I'm trying to learn how to use my powers for good.
Now I will be making my man bust on my ass and my tounge from here on....Wont be no faking of the orgasms here
**throws hands up, walks out of thread, slams door**
muthaphuckas
*cough*
*looks around runs out thread*
Does faking an asthma attack count??
Damn Damn Damn an asthma attack
Sure do. I've had to on many occasions. It only worked on side chicks in my less enlightened/cheating ass nigga days. A few real hard thrusts, some "Oh shit"s, and make your dick twitch while still in the pussy and a female with think you came. This way I still could be at maximum stiffness if the home pussy was still woke when I got home.
I'm not proud just telling you how it went down.
I makes my rounds too! Most definately not proud...but on the other hand thinks about my main ***while a tear rolls down my cheek*** So that might be what it means when she's like "Wwoool it hurts...." and makes me stop...could I've fell for the pump fake? LOL 
I aint gettin' wet unless you:
a) give me nice passionate tongue kisses
b) play with my nipples (both finger and tongue)
c) kiss me over my body like my back, neck etc
Give me those 3 things and before you even touch my pussy I'm ready
I feel you on the above actions. I feel like a nicca should do what's required to get that thing as wet as possible. Dry coochie is a definite waste of time!
I have while getting oral sex. My dude is a soldier, I knew he wouldn't have stopped if I didn't cum but I wasn't going to cum cause I wanted the dick too badly so I faked it and got just what I wanted...I wonder if he would be mad about this if he found out?
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Would you be so kind as to "critic" homie's job so that others don't make the same mistake? What did he do wrong?