i'm to old for 4play....
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i'm to old for 4play....
So you just wanna grab a nipple real quick then stick it in real hard huh?![]()
grab a nipple?
naw it don'w even go THAT far....straight down to business.
Oh boy Shaddy
Remind me never to have sex with you
lol....it's just that 4play seems a little to high schoolish and shit.
like why touch?
what's really crazy is that when I DO participate in 4play i make a baby.
go figure
Shane stop playin'You don't remember calling me "the resident man-hater" and then something about it being my "duty" to educate the guy?
I took your advice so what's the problem
The only problem is that sometimes the ego gets in the way of the pleasure ... like I was with this one guy and I told him what he was doing didn't feel good to me ... HE TOLD ME that he felt he was making me feel good and he wouldn't stop ... so I told him to kindly exit my vagina![]()
Did you just say "why touch?"
That really turned me off ... like my vagina juices evaporated and shit![]()
lol...not touching the pussy...of course you have to do that...i meant as like touching other shit....i don't like cold hands and shit....my balls immediately go back into they sack.
but don't get it twisted lonestar i can make yo pussy wetter than lake Michigan
lmao.
I get where you're coming from Shaddy. I'm not a huge fan of foreplay either..sometimes you just want to get to it already, but that's just me. Most girls need a warm up or something.
lol...not touching the pussy...of course you have to do that...i meant as like touching other shit....i don't like cold hands and shit....my balls immediately go back into they sack.
but don't get it twisted lonestar i can make yo pussy wetter than lake Michigan
Next time I have some bad pussy, i'm going to make noise like i'm cumming...... and then throw mayonnaise on her back![]()
Did you just say "why touch?"
That really turned me off ... like my vagina juices evaporated and shit![]()
I aint gettin' wet unless you:
a) give me nice passionate tongue kisses
b) play with my nipples (both finger and tongue)
c) kiss me over my body like my back, neck etc
Give me those 3 things and before you even touch my pussy I'm ready
Swat you're so stupid
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Does faking phone sex orgasms count? I had to a couple years ago, he was on my daytime minutes
Wait til I leave ya baby momma a wall post.![]()
LoneStar I remember that story!!!! LOLOLOL I hate a guy who doesnt know how to like the kitty.....Boooooooooooooooooo
But bwahahahahaha at you faking w/ a straight face
SHANE-MEN FAKE TOO???? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Now I will be making my man bust on my ass and my tounge from here on....Wont be no faking of the orgasms here
**throws hands up, walks out of thread, slams door**
muthaphuckas![]()
Sure do. I've had to on many occasions. It only worked on side chicks in my less enlightened/cheating ass nigga days. A few real hard thrusts, some "Oh shit"s, and make your dick twitch while still in the pussy and a female with think you came. This way I still could be at maximum stiffness if the home pussy was still woke when I got home.
I'm not proud just telling you how it went down.![]()
Yeah that was pretty grimey Dave lmao ... but at least you've matured from that now
This may sound wierd but I check the condom every time to make sure it didn't break ... I mean every time ... so if I looked and saw no cum I'd think the condom broke and I'd go into "freak out" mode![]()
Now I will be making my man bust on my ass and my tounge from here on....Wont be no faking of the orgasms here
**throws hands up, walks out of thread, slams door**
muthaphuckas![]()
Never have, never will...that is an injustice to ME, him and to the sisterhood cuz he gonna be talkin hot shit when he wack and she gonna be disappointed.
*cough*
*looks around runs out thread*
Does faking an asthma attack count??
Sure do. I've had to on many occasions. It only worked on side chicks in my less enlightened/cheating ass nigga days. A few real hard thrusts, some "Oh shit"s, and make your dick twitch while still in the pussy and a female with think you came. This way I still could be at maximum stiffness if the home pussy was still woke when I got home.
I'm not proud just telling you how it went down.![]()
I aint gettin' wet unless you:
a) give me nice passionate tongue kisses
b) play with my nipples (both finger and tongue)
c) kiss me over my body like my back, neck etc
Give me those 3 things and before you even touch my pussy I'm ready
I feel you on the above actions. I feel like a nicca should do what's required to get that thing as wet as possible. Dry coochie is a definite waste of time!
The last time I posted this Shane cussed me out so the next time I talked to homie I told him staright up that I faked it and it wasn't good and why it wasn't good ... surprisingly he took the critique really well