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Ever regret telling people about something..cuz they got in and ruined it for you
- Thread starter geechiedan
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Messed around and told a couple of CLOSE relatives about a large settlement i received....NEVA again... Real talk ( keep yo biz to yoself, no matter how CLOSE u are to relatives).... Mo money.... Mo PROBLEMS
i couldn't associate with a large portion of my family after i turned 18 many i didn't even speak to again until the last decade. everybody hounded me as soon as checks were signed over to me to the point i left state went to school in nc with my girlfriend at the time i made the tragic mistake of marrying
NICKLEBAGKILLA
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Covered a lot of shifts when a a lot of people needed time off at my job. So my supervisor told me he’d be looking for me first whenever someone called out or whatever. Told one cat I was cool with. Next thing I know he IMing the supervisor every night before he leaves talking about “don’t forget I’m available if anyone calls out...”
motherfucker
Good shit, fam....
Mannnnnn, you tellin' so much don't let me catch you on the First 48.....
I loved to go on break at my old job near the smoking area. U get all the dirt and gossip about all departments. I was really cool with the lady in HR who was a heavy smoker. She ask me why I haven't applied for a new position that 2 weeks ago opened up but that day was the last to apply. She said no one internal had applied and they were afraid that the external applicants were not going to be good enough. I took a look at the job on my phone and when I got back to my desk applied online. I had to stay late to finish. There was a coworker that had started 3 years before me but he was a complete fuck up still there. He always needed help with something but he was funny to talk to sometimes. When I got ready to leave, he asked why I had been quiet all day. Since the day was over and we both were leaving I told him I applied for a new job in a different department. I got in my car and left. Four weeks later he gets the job. He went home and applied after I told him. When he asked for help, I just told him I was busy because I was so pissed. I found another job somewhere else later. He got fired 2 months later because he couldn't do the job.
I'm not going to be holding anything if I'm around homie.Mannnnnn, you tellin' so much don't let me catch you on the First 48.....
no doubt!
I got season tickets to the Atlanta Falcons, so I'm telling one of my boys who just moved down here about the amount of hoes who be @ the games (especially tailgating), so in a homeboy conversation, I tell him "i'm banging ol girl who sits next to me @ the games", I let him get my 2 tix for a lame game (and u know he tried to holla @ the broad and he mentioned my name in a slick way)..now I got to sit next to that broad every home game while she mean mugs me #DONTTELLYOBOYZWHOUFUCKN..
Wow threatening to ock over some food. Is that bitch fat?
It's some real dumb fukkd posting......
I'm laughing so hard at some of these posts I got tears in my eyes
I'm laughing so hard at some of these posts I got tears in my eyes
I got season tickets to the Atlanta Falcons, so I'm telling one of my boys who just moved down here about the amount of hoes who be @ the games (especially tailgating), so in a homeboy conversation, I tell him "i'm banging ol girl who sits next to me @ the games", I let him get my 2 tix for a lame game (and u know he tried to holla @ the broad and he mentioned my name in a slick way)..now I got to sit next to that broad every home game while she mean mugs me #DONTTELLYOBOYZWHOUFUCKN..
Lesson learned that ain’t ya homie.. nothing split niggas more than a bitch and money.. 2 things you always should keep to your vest
too much shit to tell.
told one of my teammates/roommates in college about this lil cute shy chick a couple doors down from our apartment who was easy to smash.
i damn near cuffed the bitch. hadnt been a week before the whole damn team was runnin up in that hoe every other day.
they start tellin some of the football players and some of the football players told the baseball players. bitch became a bonified slut within a month's time.
hoe probably ended up dropping out of school cuz she couldnt make it to class most days with her pussy and asshole hurtin too much every gotdamn day.
mufuckas would be chillin on the bitch porch just waitin for her to get home like some gotdamn savages.
i felt bad for the bitch, but pissed at myself for lettin other niggaz know.
told one of my teammates/roommates in college about this lil cute shy chick a couple doors down from our apartment who was easy to smash.
i damn near cuffed the bitch. hadnt been a week before the whole damn team was runnin up in that hoe every other day.
they start tellin some of the football players and some of the football players told the baseball players. bitch became a bonified slut within a month's time.
hoe probably ended up dropping out of school cuz she couldnt make it to class most days with her pussy and asshole hurtin too much every gotdamn day.
mufuckas would be chillin on the bitch porch just waitin for her to get home like some gotdamn savages.
i felt bad for the bitch, but pissed at myself for lettin other niggaz know.
I was on the low low messing with this new chic at the job.
Lets call her "K"
We just looked like just friends to our coworkers.
One of our female coworkers was in a band.
She invited us to come see her band one day at this bar.
So we decided to go check her out.
We went to the bar and got a little loose.
We was smooching and shit.
So after awhile we leave and i ended up smashing.
The next day at work the band girl goes up to "k" and says, "so how was it?"
"K" says, "how was what"
Band girl says, "how was therealjondoe? I know you guys fucked."
So i see "k" and shes acting funky, cold shoulder type shit.
Im like whats up?
"K" says, "you got a big mouth"
Huh?
"You told band girl we fucked, who else you telling?"
Im like i didnt tell anybody shit, she probably put 2 and 2 together seeing us kissing and shit.
Well it wasnt the same after that. We messed around a little more but everything changed. When we hung out she was on some "i feel like you just wanna fuck and thats it"
It got awkward and she eventually left the job and i lost contact with her.
Fucked up because she was a bad red bone, fat ass, flawless soft skin, clean bald pussy.
Maaaaaaan.
Lets call her "K"
We just looked like just friends to our coworkers.
One of our female coworkers was in a band.
She invited us to come see her band one day at this bar.
So we decided to go check her out.
We went to the bar and got a little loose.
We was smooching and shit.
So after awhile we leave and i ended up smashing.
The next day at work the band girl goes up to "k" and says, "so how was it?"
"K" says, "how was what"
Band girl says, "how was therealjondoe? I know you guys fucked."
So i see "k" and shes acting funky, cold shoulder type shit.
Im like whats up?
"K" says, "you got a big mouth"
Huh?
"You told band girl we fucked, who else you telling?"
Im like i didnt tell anybody shit, she probably put 2 and 2 together seeing us kissing and shit.
Well it wasnt the same after that. We messed around a little more but everything changed. When we hung out she was on some "i feel like you just wanna fuck and thats it"
It got awkward and she eventually left the job and i lost contact with her.
Fucked up because she was a bad red bone, fat ass, flawless soft skin, clean bald pussy.
Maaaaaaan.
Mfkr, why you bump this old shit?! Haha
You got a story dude
I ain't telling niggas shit...not a gotdamn thing notta nope.
Told a chic at work GNC had a crazy deal on some health drinks
She went on her lunch break and bought them all.
When I got off they were gone.
She got mad cause I got mad!
She went on her lunch break and bought them all.
When I got off they were gone.
She got mad cause I got mad!
I was on the low low messing with this new chic at the job.
Lets call her "K"
We just looked like just friends to our coworkers.
One of our female coworkers was in a band.
She invited us to come see her band one day at this bar.
So we decided to go check her out.
We went to the bar and got a little loose.
We was smooching and shit.
So after awhile we leave and i ended up smashing.
The next day at work the band girl goes up to "k" and says, "so how was it?"
"K" says, "how was what"
Band girl says, "how was therealjondoe? I know you guys fucked."
So i see "k" and shes acting funky, cold shoulder type shit.
Im like whats up?
"K" says, "you got a big mouth"
Huh?
"You told band girl we fucked, who else you telling?"
Im like i didnt tell anybody shit, she probably put 2 and 2 together seeing us kissing and shit.
Well it wasnt the same after that. We messed around a little more but everything changed. When we hung out she was on some "i feel like you just wanna fuck and thats it"
It got awkward and she eventually left the job and i lost contact with her.
Fucked up because she was a bad red bone, fat ass, flawless soft skin, clean bald pussy.
Maaaaaaan.
This should have been a song
I like to share in glory, but you have to know who you can tell. Don't tell people that aren't going to use the hustle like yourself. Got a local sneaker hookup at a retail store, don't tell the mother fucker that is going to try to start a reselling business. Tell the person that wants to get some shoes for their kid or their significant other.
I still wouldn't tell nobody. I'll keep my mouth shut.
This had to be the funniest one out of all of them. Mofo here complaining when he's clearly the fucking snitch in the crew
