Ever had a ugly bitch or a fat bitch lie about having sex with you??

Coldchi

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either the bitch said it to impress her friends or to feel like she wasn't being left out when it came to gettin that wood......
maybe thought word wouldn't get back to you and it did.
what did you do?

had a chick at my job and at a church i used to attend pull that shit.
both of em looked like blobfish....wouldnt touch them hoes wit a 10ft pole.
bitches almost had a nigga taking blood pressure medication i was so heated.
 
I can't say that I have. That's some fucked up shit. Sounds like it was time to catfish some homegrown and blackmail her.
 
She didn't lie she just didn't say no.......but she's one of best friends and held me down when others wouldn't......fuck three of her friends tho.
 
either the bitch said it to impress her friends or to feel like she wasn't being left out when it came to gettin that wood......
maybe thought word wouldn't get back to you and it did.
what did you do?

had a chick at my job and at a church i used to attend pull that shit.
both of em looked like blobfish....wouldnt touch them hoes wit a 10ft pole.
bitches almost had a nigga taking blood pressure medication i was so heated.

Yeah, but she was attractive. I would've gladly fucked her. Even if she wasn't attractive I might've tried her. Sex is one of those things where you don't know ahead of time who has great pussy. You've gotta keep sampling.
 
Yooooo!!!!! Had a chick lie on me to my moms. Went to like middle school/ high school with this chic. Knew her from the hood. Straight boogerwolves her and her sisters. Bummy stinky, totally undesirable. Long story short. Ol girl end up working at the same company with mom dukes years later. Moms recognizes her from the hood. They have a conversation about old times. This bitch tries to imply her and I were off and on for years getting it in back in the day. TO MY MOMS!!!!!! What kind of bullshit is that???? That woman clowned me forever over that fuckery. Refused to believe me. We got into full-on shouting matches on several occasions. Loved to bring it up at family functions just too fuck with me. I'm getting frustrated just retelling the story.
 
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Had a chick tell me we shared a kiss. I don't remember that shit. She swears by it though.
 
Yooooo!!!!! Had a chick lie on me to my moms. Went to like middle school/ high school with this chic. Knew her from the hood. Straight boogerwolves her and her sisters. Bummy stinky, totally undesirable. Long story short. Ol girl end up working at the same company with mom dukes years later. Moms recognizes her from the hood. They have a conversation about old times. This bitch tries to imply her and I were off and on for years getting it in back in the day. TO MY MOMS!!!!!! What kind of bullshit is that???? That woman clowned me forever over that fuckery. Refused to believe me. We got into a full-on shouting matches on several occasions. Loved to bring it up at family functions just too fuck with me. I'm getting frustrated just retelling the story.
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Yooooo!!!!! Had a chick lie on me to my moms. Went to like middle school/ high school with this chic. Knew her from the hood. Straight boogerwolves her and her sisters. Bummy stinky, totally undesirable. Long story short. Ol girl end up working at the same company with mom dukes years later. Moms recognizes her from the hood. They have a conversation about old times. This bitch tries to imply her and I were off and on for years getting it in back in the day. TO MY MOMS!!!!!! What kind of bullshit is that???? That woman clowned me forever over that fuckery. Refused to believe me. We got into a full-on shouting matches on several occasions. Loved to bring it up at family functions just too fuck with me. I'm getting frustrated just retelling the story.
:roflmao2::roflmao3::roflmao:You ain't gotta lie Craig:roflmao3:
 
Yeah, several times. It brought her finer friends around because she told em I was a good fuck and a gentleman. I never corrected the shit. She died a few years ago of breast cancer.
 
Nah, but I had a broad tell everybody I bought her living room and dining set and all the furniture for her home. Lying dusty bitch.
 
Never had one lie about fuckin, but had a couple lie about me being their man. I'm sure people would try to connect the dots.
 
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