Man, I had completely forgotten about this:
Back when I was in college, I flew out to my girl's hometown and met her mom. When I asked where I was gonna sleep, her mom told me that my girl and I would be in my girl's room together.
Now bear in mind that there is no door between her room and my girl's room (there never has been one); there was just a hallway with a bathroom between the bedrooms. My girl had already told me that we wouldn't do anything, but that night once we started spooning the panties came off.
Fam, I came like a nigga was falling to his death...her mom HAD to have heard.
It gets worse.
The next morning my girl got up and went to the grocery store. I crept into the bathroom to take a shower. When I went back to my girl's room HER MOM HAD CHANGED THE SHEETS.
Back when I was in college, I flew out to my girl's hometown and met her mom. When I asked where I was gonna sleep, her mom told me that my girl and I would be in my girl's room together.

Now bear in mind that there is no door between her room and my girl's room (there never has been one); there was just a hallway with a bathroom between the bedrooms. My girl had already told me that we wouldn't do anything, but that night once we started spooning the panties came off.
Fam, I came like a nigga was falling to his death...her mom HAD to have heard.
It gets worse.
The next morning my girl got up and went to the grocery store. I crept into the bathroom to take a shower. When I went back to my girl's room HER MOM HAD CHANGED THE SHEETS.