Essential reading for BGOL non-millionaires/playas

[Kwame Coltrane]

You mortals and superhumans bore me with your boastful tales of how powerful you are.


I'm omnipotent. Yes, I'm everywhere, all the time. You think you are doing something by hitting two chicks at a time.


Since I'm everywhere, I'm currently having sex with over 10,000 women simultaneously, each whom makes your store variety "dime" look like a mud duck AND at the same time I'm in the 70's and 80's having sex with their equally beautiful mothers.

Stop your foolish boasting now and maybe, just maybe, I won't bend time and space and become YOUR father.

 

[SamSneed]

You mortals and superhumans bore me with your boastful tales of how powerful you are.


I'm omnipotent. Yes, I'm everywhere, all the time. You think you are doing something by hitting two chicks at a time.


Since I'm everywhere, I'm currently having sex with over 10,000 women simultaneously, each whom makes your store variety "dime" look like a mud duck AND at the same time I'm in the 70's and 80's having sex with their equally beautiful mothers.

Stop your foolish boasting now and maybe, just maybe, I won't bend time and space and become YOUR father.

ninja, i AM your father and i fathered quaid...

To you Galaxy is new phone out

To me its an address where I get my mail delivered

speakin of address, wheres my rent at fool?

dont make me send mk2366 and his anal probe folk to make you pay up and he's high on moon dust.

 

[mk23666]

ninja, i AM your father and i fathered quaid...


speakin of address, wheres my rent at fool?

dont make me send mk2366 and his anal probe folk to make you pay up and he's high on moon dust.

It's MK23666 actually, and I aint the one high on moon dust if you think any in my alien abduction crew are anal probing any guys.

 

[Ashy Larry]

@ thread!