Emmanuel needs a netflix deal!! LMAO
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Emmanuel the Emu Constantly Disrupts Owners TikToks, Goes Viral
Emmanuel the Emu is one of the more rowdy animals at Knuckle Bump Farms -- and he's very anti-TikTok, it seems.
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He's a sketch show all by himself
TAYLOR ON HER WEDDING -
Pastor: And if anyone objects to this union let him spe- (Emanuel walks into videographers frame)
Taylor: EMANUEL DON'T DO IT! EMANUEL STOP IT!
TAYLOR ON HER HONEYMOON -
husband setting up video camera in hotel room and walks back to bed where Taylor waits.
Husband: This is going to be a special night babe
Taylor: I've been looking forward to this (Emanuel walks into camera view) EMANUEL DON'T IT!! THIS IS MY HONEYMOON DUDE! EMANUEL!! EMANUEL DON'T YOU DO IT!!
FIRST CHILD IS BORN, HOSPITAL -
Doctor : CONGRATULATIONS...ITS A BO- (Emanuel walks into camera view)
Taylor: EMANUEL DON'T DO IT! EMANUEL!! I SWEAR...EMANUEL STOP!!!
you can just keep going...
Shocked they havent caught on yet
Chuckle
Saw the thread title and thought it was about the Emmanuelle movie series.
Black Emmanuelle = Laura Gemser
the best
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Agreed.
she is so fine
A few years back I was checking the screencaps from the movie series. Trying to see which ones were the most worthwhile.
Then happened by chance on a number of the full movies on Spankbang.
Had my list and I was cross-referencing which ones to auto-download to a flashdrive.
Had it down to a science, lol.
Ohhhhhh...did this kneegrow use 'cross-reference' on a porn board??? Whoahhhhhhh....
.... use 'cross-reference' on a porn board??? Whoahhhhhhh....
Cross-referencing was definitely happening that day on the SpankBang auto-downloads.
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Shulamith Lasri
Oh shit ...
Perfectly sitting titties!!!
I finally figured out your username...... your first wife literally froze your soul when she left you, then watched it float out of your body...... she was like an exorcist
Ol girl has blown way up. She is going to get a ton of love across the nation. Good for her and the animals.
Shocked they havent caught on yet
"LIMU EMU! DON'T CHOOSE VIOLENCE TODAY!!!"
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Only bgol can turn a funny animal video into some skin flick shit 
I ain’t complainin...let them tay tays loose!!
I ain’t complainin...let them tay tays loose!!
If I had a time machine I would Ruin a lot of time lines right nowWhat you know about BE 2?
Shulamith Lasri
This woman, the black Emmanuel, Pam Grier, Chaka Khan etc.
Only bgol can turn a funny animal video into some skin flick shit
I ain’t complainin...let them tay tays loose!!
BGOL ... this is what we do.
Pardon fam didn't realize you posted this first.
But real talk?
My thread title was better.
To all you farmers out there, who don't wanna be on a farm where the emu...all up in the videos, all on the field, dancin...
Saw the thread title and thought it was about the Emmanuelle movie series.
especially when I saw who the OP was .....
Does the White Queen get the dick raw?
Saw the thread title and thought it was about the Emmanuelle movie series.
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Shulamith Lasri
the first I saw that imprinted on me as youngin (12) was Emmanuelle In Soho..
mind you I watched it on scrambled porn but the it cleared up on the sex scenes... 
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A natural beauty.
Here are a few Blu-rays of Gemser I have. Going to pick some more up soon.
the first I saw that imprinted on me as youngin (12) was Emmanuelle In Soho..
This one did me in as a youngster. Late night HBO and Cinemax.
