Dumb Ass CACs use Saber Saw for Sex play

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People are stupid.. What would posses you to combine a power tool with sex?

http://www.thebaynet.com/news/index.cfm/fa/viewstory/story_ID/12368


On March 9, the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office was notified of a Lexington Park, Maryland woman, reportedly aged 27, who was flown to Prince George’s Hospital for an injury which occurred on March 8, as a result of a sexual act involving the use of a reciprocating saw. The original 911 call was dispatched as a medical emergency.

St. Mary’s County Bureau of Criminal Investigation Detectives conducted an investigation which determined the injury was a result of a consensual act between two parties and no crime was committed.

At approximately 1:30 a.m. on Sunday, March 8, units from Bay District Fire Department and Lexington Park Rescue Squad responded to a call for a woman bleeding in Lexington Park.

A man told authorities that he had placed a sex toy on a saber saw blade and that the blade had sawed through the plastic and severely wounded the woman. Trooper 7 transported the woman to PG Hospital. The case remains under investigation at this time. No word on the condition of the woman at this time.
 
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this is literally five minutes where I live, so I'm not surprised. These folks down here aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer *BADUMCHING!*
 
While I found the fucking machines site quite interesting back in the day putting an easily destroyed piece of plastic/latex on a SAW has got to be the brightest idea this side of the DVDRewinder.
 
this is literally five minutes where I live, so I'm not surprised. These folks down here aren't exactly the sharpest knives in the drawer *BADUMCHING!*

He's about half a dime away from a full spliff ... lol *slaps knee*

This story was posted on the main board. Evidently some people like it.

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Eugh ... she's trippin' ... I don't put foreign objects in my vagina:smh:
 
This story was posted on the main board. Evidently some people like it.

After seeing a number of the "Fucking Machine" videos there's no question that women love those machines.

Now as for Dumb & Dumber, I've heard of tearing up some pussy but this is ridiculous. Homeboy attaches a dildo to a saw blade and then found him a woman who was stupid enough to think this would be a great idea. She then permits said object to be inserted into her pussy. I wonder if re-constructive pussy is covered by her HMO. :rolleyes:

I can only :smh: and :lol:
 
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