Dude sat @ the head of the table... in my boys house

[wantyme]

oh. but u shoulda stayed there. i BET u ur boss woulda made u move. no dis but it just aint smart 2 sit in the BOSS's seat.

i doubt it, but maybe. i dont put anything past niggas egos these days. im glad i did move. when that presentation started i dosed a couple times. much easier to hit the hand up to the face and not get caught on an angle rather than head on.

Man fuck that I would have sat in the seat. What kind of slave coon shit is that to move like a slave

nah, my boss is cool and he's black. go ahead and put that card back in the deck. no play on this one.

 

[hussla's paradice]

why is a 3rd wheel there?

 

[BrownTurd]

u know what? i wish i could come 2 ur house 4 dinner. id sit in ur seat, u wouldnt have a problem with it...........

and the next week id b postin homegrown vids of me gettin head shots from ur girl.

i aint even dissin. just sayin women pick up on shit like that.

I would not care where you sat in my house. You would be a guest in my home. I am not on that Alpha Male shit. A real man worries about things that are important like providing for his family and being financially secure.

You can tell by some of the responses that a lot of these brothas were raised by their mothers. They have emotions like women and just like women they can't pick and choose their battles correctly. These brothas would fuck up everything they worked for and catch a case simply because someone sat in their seat.

 

[PoppaSo]

"Dude...U N...MY CHAIR!"

 

[Otis Supreme]

Nigga probably did that cause hes fucking your boys wife and hes just trying to stick his chest out and show your homies wife that her man ain't shit.

and that could very well b a possibility. but u cant tell some of these niggas nothin.

If A Bitch Got A Fat Ass Or Nice Tits All Niggas Would Be Looking.

lemme Find Out Yall Were At Joe Buddens House.

Man fuck that I would have sat in the seat. What kind of slave coon shit is that to move like a slave

yeah whatever. that mean u just aint smart. it aint bout no coon shit. i aint sayin u gotta b like "heres ya chair suh. got it nice and clean 4 ya ". but do u REALLY think he wouldnt have MADE u move?

I would not care where you sat in my house. You would be a guest in my home. I am not on that Alpha Male shit. A real man worries about things that are important like providing for his family and being financially secure.

You can tell by some of the responses that a lot of these brothas were raised by their mothers. They have emotions like women and just like women they can't pick and choose their battle correctly. These brothas would fuck up everything they worked for and catch a case simply because someone sat in their seat.

ok. and like i said id have access 2 ur woman 2.


and if they were raised by they mothers only they WOULDNT feel like this. obviously they had SOME kind of man in their life cuz thats where it came from.

 

[BrownTurd]

Yo man, my boy doesnt have the temper or the hand skills that I have for that matter and has always been a respectful dude. Always the type to apologize first

But we all about to have dinner with our girls this evening and dude who we dont know that well gets up and walks to the head of the table and sits down. Mind you there was no seat at the other end of the table so that chair is clearly for the man of the house

Dude on some CamRon shit too with is Jiggy gear and a part in his head. Now I was gonna say something but my girl was like please baby dont start. (which means she and every women there peeped it!)

Now I know I saw dude checking my boys wife on some slick shit so I wonder was he doing some alpha male subliminal shit.

My boy kinda paused when he came out the kitchen but took a seat on the side and was quiet for a while till his girl started biggin up his carpentry work around the house

What would you have done? And what about your boyz that try and test you and sit in your reclining chair? Man I'm kinda heated

man close this thread. You were intimidated by dude. You even noticed his gear and the part in his head. Be real brotha and admit you were insecure of the nigga

 

[LEs Stroud]

I would not care where you sat in my house. You would be a guest in my home. I am not on that Alpha Male shit. A real man worries about things that are important like providing for his family and being financially secure.

You can tell by some of the responses that a lot of these brothas were raised by their mothers. They have emotions like women and just like women they can't pick and choose their battles correctly. These brothas would fuck up everything they worked for and catch a case simply because someone sat in their seat.

spoken like a fatherless pussy

 

[SmuTTy_RaNKS]

u know what? i wish i could come 2 ur house 4 dinner. id sit in ur seat, u wouldnt have a problem with it...........














and the next week id b postin homegrown vids of me gettin head shots from ur girl.

i aint even dissin. just sayin women pick up on shit like that.

That's quite an imagination you have there. You should do a screen play Mr. Perry.

 

[PoppaSo]

When I come to a females house,

If her child/son is in the "Head of House seat"

She better ask him to move.

So I can sit down.

 

[BrownTurd]

fair enough but what would you say if your wife invited the dude over and allowed him to eyeball her the whole time??

There would be nothing to say to dude. I would not have a problem with him. It takes two to make it happen. My wife would have total control on how the outcome between him and her turn out. I am not about to catch a case and fuck everything I have worked for over a trifling wife. I love my girl but I aint about to do 20 years or catch a case because she allowed a nigga to eyeball her.

 

[PoppaSo]

spoken like a fatherless pussy

Word.

 

[Otis Supreme]

That's quite an imagination you have there. You should do a screen play Mr. Perry.

imagination? yeah ok. u GOTTA b a young cat. or just an old fool. but keep thinkin like this. ur girl gon b fuckin u in more ways than 1. i bet youll think about this thread when u readin that "dear john" letter.

 

[Big Preme]

I don't know what's funnier; some of the comments or the fact that people still take Slowhand threads seriously .

 

[BrownTurd]

spoken like a fatherless pussy

How does a chair or where you sit make you a man or head of the house hold?

 

[Otis Supreme]

seriously

the people that grew up in the single parent home, no home training or are just ghetto ARE the people who don't see a problem with what went on

He probably would have no problem with some cat getting the big piece of steak and telling his woman to sit on his lap in his own house.

 

[SmuTTy_RaNKS]

man close this thread. You were intimidated by dude. You even noticed his gear and the part in his head. Be real brotha and admit you were insecure of the nigga

Thank you. You got some

ass dudes that just didn't like another mans presence and can't be real and admit it. Relax Wayman. Just because he had a part didn't mean he wanted to fuck all your women and rob your mans house.

 

[LEs Stroud]

How does a chair or where you sit make you a man or head of the house hold?

It dont. Your balls do. But you wouldnt know. You stink of Halo.

 

[chrismr80]

What woman Ms Potato head, because not to long ago you were crying about not having a woman.

You need to seek help for all the lies you come up with.

You really are sad Billy.

Its sad u can remember who post what about they weak ass

 

[PoppaSo]

Unless you my honored guest and I gave you my seat out as a form of honor.

But everyone would know it "Here take my seat".

It would be a form of exaltation in front of the guest in my house.

No way would somebody just step on my authority as head of househould otherwise.

Especially someone I didn't know.

He'd be eating in the kitchen or the little kids table.

I'd sick the dog on his ass.

 

[BrownTurd]

who says you have to catch a case???? You wouldn't ask the dude to leave over blatant disrespect. See that's your problem you're thinking violence when we're talking plain manners and tact.

"catching a case"??? ask dude to leave but you're "its cool"

Man fuck that. I aint about to save no ho. If your girl is allowing another man to eyeball her then you should know what time it is. At that point it aint much you can say or do to prevent what could happen.

 

[SmuTTy_RaNKS]

How does a chair or where you sit make you a man or head of the house hold?

You know a dude is insecure and a square when he can't even be easy around his so called friends and guests. LOL. Probably can't be Joe Clark in his day to day and takes it out on his friends and girlfriend.

You asks guests to wipe their feet and take their shoes off as to not dirty your rug.

What type of nigga tells his brother "get up out the head of the table, I'm boss here". Even better, what type of nigga thinks if you don't beef over where people sit that his wife will step out? A nigga whose wife steps out regardless.

 

[big pimp]

If I am in my house... who gives a fuck if some nigga I barely know woulda felt uncomfortable?

But then again, I don't invite niggas I barely know to my home.

C/S.

 

[BrownTurd]

ya know

let dude wife say "me and my girls are going to jamaica next week" he'd probably would say "okay baby have a nice time"

man sistas don't go to jamaica to relax they go there to "get relaxed"

sistas going to jamaica is the same as bruhs going to brazil

I would let her go. If she was already planning on cheating there is nothing a man can do to stop a woman from stepping out. You only fooling yourself if you think other wise. Real talk don't save them hoes. Let them go. Don't waste time on a mut bitch.

 

[BlueDevils]

If I am in my house... who gives a fuck if some nigga I barely know woulda felt uncomfortable?

But then again, I don't invite niggas I barely know to my home.

This about sums it up....

 

[Flawless]

How does a chair or where you sit make you a man or head of the house hold?

you and ur family never ate around the dinner tble much huh?

 

[cocobeauty]

Its sad u can remember who post what about they weak ass

I'm sad because I remember what someone post? GTFOH with this weak ass alias.

 

[Otis Supreme]

Unless you my honored guest and I gave you my seat out as a form of honor.

But everyone would know it "Here take my seat".

It would be a form of exaltation in front of the guest in my house.

No way would somebody just step on my authority as head of househould otherwise.

Especially someone I didn't know.

He'd be eating in the kitchen or the little kids table.

I'd sick the dog on his ass.

ya know

let dude wife say "me and my girls are going to jamaica next week" he'd probably would say "okay baby have a nice time"

man sistas don't go to jamaica to relax they go there to "get relaxed"

sistas going to jamaica is the same as bruhs going to brazil

man these niggas dont get it. its some young niggas on here perpetrating.

Man fuck that. I aint about to save no ho. If your girl is allowing another man to eyeball her then you should know what time it is. At that point it aint much you can say or do to prevent what could happen.

it aint just bout that. look youngsta, if my old lady fuckin another nigga, and he aint my HOMIE, so be it. more power 2 him. BUT, when I find out imma cancel her ass.


but ill b DAMNED if u disrespect me in FRONT of my girl. ya see, with or without her im still a MAN that demands respect.

 

[Darrkman]

Dudes girl is my boy's wife's friend. She always bringing some bitch ass nigga in our circle. Kinda like how you actin in my thread

LOL you just digging a deeper hole. The desperation is pathetic.

 

[BrownTurd]

man these niggas dont get it. its some young niggas on here perpetrating.


it aint just bout that. look youngsta, if my old lady fuckin another nigga, and he aint my HOMIE, so be it. more power 2 him. BUT, when I find out imma cancel her ass.


but ill b DAMNED if u disrespect me in FRONT of my girl. ya see, with or without her im still a MAN that demands respect.

Why are you looking at it in terms of disrespect? You are looking at it from an emotional point of view and not a logical one. Logic would tell you that your woman is a trifling ho. Logic will also tell you that the other brotha just exposed your girl and revealed to you how trifling she is. There is no need to blame him. I would be hurt but I would thank the nigga for showing who my girl truly is. Now I don't have to invest any more time in that bitch.

 

[Otis Supreme]

Why are you looking at it in terms of disrespect? You are looking at it from an emotional point of view and not a logical one. Logic would tell you that your woman is a trifling ho. Logic will also tell you that the other brotha just exposed your girl and revealed to you how trifling she is. There is no need to blame him. I would be hurt but I would thank the nigga for showing who my girl truly is. Now I don't have to invest any more time in that bitch.

ok man. ive went back and forth w/u enough. if that passive shit works 4 u, do u.

just know that women like MEN. not punks. peace.

 

[veritech]

where im from thats disrespect. 3 things u dont do in another man's house.

1. u dont seat in his seat (head of the table and recliner)

2. u dont disrespect his wife or girl

3. u dont go in his freg witout asking

cosign.

you can tell the dudes that were raised with a father in the house and those that were not.

 

[SmuTTy_RaNKS]

imagination? yeah ok. u GOTTA b a young cat. or just an old fool. but keep thinkin like this. ur girl gon b fuckin u in more ways than 1. i bet youll think about this thread when u readin that "dear john" letter.

My nigga. Listen up. You obviously watch way much TV or take your BGOL persona way too serious. You and other men in this thread have already exposed yourselves as dudes who think where a person sits in your home during a casual dinner is some variable to your wife stepping out. It's 2009. That is not a form of disrespect unless you are Sammy Davis Jr. old or a dickhead (or as I have stated a special circumstance were a real man would just lean over and wise the guest up). Who gets hopped up on uppers behind some light shit like that? Who is too moist to tell a guest casually and calmly that you're all a bunch of old dick heads and to kindly let the lead dick head sit in his special dick head throne?

You obviously think if you maintain this traditional conservative kneegrow deal you currently running with that you're invincible from an animal instinct, or that you can take mine or any other mans chick with that corny ass square shit. What the fuck you think this is Gone With The Wind? Darby O'Gill & The Little People?

It's very nostalgic, and maybe it would work on Eartha Kitt (RIP) but no. Keep on dreaming though. I ain't knocking your fantasies bruh.

 

[veritech]

had that been my crib, and some nigga was sittin in my chair i'da been like now nigga... u know u gotta raise up out my chair, i'da said it in a funny way, but nigga would knew to move. And if he didn't me and my niggas woulda trashed him right at that table and fucked up valentines day forever..

cosign and i feel you.

 

[PoppaSo]

It dont. Your balls do.

Word.

Why does a king have a throne, a judge a mallet, a president an oval office, and an executive a suite?

Ninjas still don't understand authority and rights? Cop don't just have guns, they are authorities, Officials of the Law of the Land, Higher Ranking than citizens.

No wonder so many young cat going to jail.

Why do land have lords?

This society is run by power structures. Pecking order. Ranks. levels. Clout. Posse. Crews.

If you don't know that...I don't know what to say.

People don't buy Benz' just for a smooth ride, they buy prestige, rank, honor, privilege.

There's a difference between a bright red suit you party in the club with broads and a corporate suit with a power tie.

There's also a difference between a chick pulling that shit in the street and someone pulling that shit under your domain.

Unless, of course, You trying to be the man in her house and she told dude to sit in your seat.

 

[Otis Supreme]

My nigga. Listen up. You obviously watch way much TV or take your BGOL persona way too serious. You and other men in this thread have already exposed yourselves as dudes who think where a person sits in your home during a casual dinner is some variable to your wife stepping out. It's 2009. That is not a form of disrespect unless you are Sammy Davis Jr. old or a dickhead (or as I have stated a special circumstance were a real man would just lean over and wise the guest up). Who gets hopped up on uppers behind some light shit like that? Who is too moist to tell a guest casually and calmly that you're all a bunch of old dick heads and to kindly let the lead dick head sit in his special dick head throne?

You obviously think if you maintain this traditional conservative kneegrow deal you currently running with that you're invincible from an animal instinct, or that you can take mine or any other mans chick with that corny ass square shit. What the fuck you think this is Gone With The Wind? Darby O'Gill & The Little People?

It's very nostalgic, and maybe it would work on Eartha Kitt (RIP) but no. Keep on dreaming though. I ain't knocking your fantasies bruh.

hey did u c that dunk contest 2nite?