Drake Is Opening an “Honest and Genuine” Strip Club

[Spectrum]

http://www.spin.com/2016/09/drake-is-opening-a-strip-club/

This past Saturday, Drake hosted a pop-up “dance experience” in Houston called “the Ballet,” where women danced on poles and aerial silks in a flurry ofsmall bills. As it turns out, the one-night event was more like a preview of a concept Drake hopes to launch full-time. What is that concept? Well, it sounds like a strip club, but don’t tell Drake that:

“There’s a culture out there of dancing and it’s not about no strip club shit,” theViews rapper and noted strip-club enthusiast explains in a video clip from Saturday’s event. “It’s about these amazing women that we’ve got in one spot, this music that we got, and the Houston culture that we got. I just wanna let you know that I’m going to bring it to you in the most honest and genuine way possible.”

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A second Instagram post promises that the Ballet’s final form will debut in early 2017. “Treat yourself don’t cheat yourself. Where the women are on a pedestal and the surroundings are unforgettable,” the caption reads. Drake, man, just own it. Then call your graphic designers at OVO and have them workshop that logo.

 

[TimRock]

this nigga......

so its not a strip club, its a simp club.

 

[playahaitian]

this nigga......

so its not a strip club, its a simp club.

 

[cashwhisperer]

Should call it 'Chez Heaux Le Simp"

 

[Maxxam]

Kap repping one end of the lightskin stereotype, and Drake repping the other.

 

[ViCiouS]

possible names:

chez simp
chateau de chatte fils
chez faible et moite

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

LOL
"Treat yourself don’t cheat yourself."
Just full on like..let's stop making paying women money to dance for you a dirty or taboo culture thing. Let's make it standard practice in an honest and genuine way.
I can see it now. "I dance at Ballet" Oh nice how long you been stripping? "Stripping? I don't strip, there's a strict clothes on policy at Ballet. People admire my aerial skills"

 

[Better]

This beige Jew-gro never ceases w/ the bitchassness.

Probably won't be a lick of rap played. Nothing but the best of the simp classics.

 

[TimRock]

it'll probably be mandatory for the woman to wear clothes. No twerking, no clapping. Have it looking a party from Grease.

 

[LennyNero1972]

Yet niccas on here stay capin' for ole Aubrey.

 

[Multi - Personality]

where's that Cam'ron gif................

 

[tallblacknyc]

the make it rain crowd help kill the game, the female audience put the nail in the coffin, and now drake wanna come and kill the games soul..fuck this dude for that

 

[DAHITMAN]

this nigga......

so its not a strip club, its a simp club.

 

[comment101]

Should call it 'Chez Heaux Le Simp"

LMAOOOO

 

[DAHITMAN]

Cirque du "Hoe"leil‎

 

[tallblacknyc]

this simp nig gonna fuck around and give chicks hourly pay, sick leave, paid vacations, and stock

even free uber, a free daycare center for their kids, and food stamps

club "save-a-hoe" coming soon.. u enter a slut but leave as a respected lady

 

[DAHITMAN]

this simp nig gonna fuck around and give chicks hourly pay, sick leave, paid vacations, and stock

even free uber, a free daycare center for their kids, and food stamps

club "save-a-hoe" coming soon.. u enter a slut but leave as a respected lady

this actually sounds like something drake would do

 

[IT IS WHAT IT IS]

@Entrepronegro ...were you involved with the planning and acquisition of this endeavor? Knowing how close you and your cousin are I figured you'd have some intel for the BGOL brethren? Whassup?

 

[sharkbait28]

This beige Jew-gro never ceases w/ the bitchassness.

Probably won't be a lick of rap played. Nothing but the best of the simp classics.

Nothing but James Ingram up in that bitch.... old "Just Once" ass nigga

 

[brickwall92]

the make it rain crowd help kill the game, the female audience put the nail in the coffin, and now drake wanna come and kill the games soul..fuck this dude for that

I agree about the making it rain ..made it less appealing for the regular joe and also ..a dude with 20 ones..isn't "shit" no more in some clubs...

And I agree with females not being in the club..but you're an insider..how do they fuck it up ?

 

[Tha Great Muta]

this nigga......

so its not a strip club, its a simp club.

Aren't all strip clubs full of trick ass simps anywat

 

[tallblacknyc]

I agree about the making it rain ..made it less appealing for the regular joe and also ..a dude with 20 ones..isn't "shit" no more in some clubs...

And I agree with females not being in the club..but you're an insider..how do they fuck it up ?

i go more into detail about that subject in this thread http://www.bgol.us/forum/index.php?threads/nyc-heads-aces-strip-club.912832/

 

[Esther]

Honest and Genuine doesnt go with strip club. That's like meeting a drug dealer with integrity.

 

[futureshock]

Nothing but James Ingram up in that bitch.... old "Just Once" ass nigga

 

[brickwall92]

i go more into detail about that subject in this thread http://www.bgol.us/forum/index.php?threads/nyc-heads-aces-strip-club.912832/

Damn good logic

 

[Naha-Nago]

this nigga......

so its not a strip club, its a simp club.

Should call it 'Chez Heaux Le Simp"

Where the women are on a pedestal and the surroundings are unforgettable.

LOL
"Treat yourself don’t cheat yourself."
Just full on like..let's stop making paying women money to dance for you a dirty or taboo culture thing. Let's make it standard practice in an honest and genuine way.
I can see it now. "I dance at Ballet" Oh nice how long you been stripping? "Stripping? I don't strip, there's a strict clothes on policy at Ballet. People admire my aerial skills"

This beige Jew-gro never ceases w/ the bitchassness.

Probably won't be a lick of rap played. Nothing but the best of the simp classics.

the make it rain crowd help kill the game, the female audience put the nail in the coffin, and now drake wanna come and kill the games soul..fuck this dude for that

i go more into detail about that subject in this thread http://www.bgol.us/forum/index.php?threads/nyc-heads-aces-strip-club.912832/

Nothing but James Ingram up in that bitch.... old "Just Once" ass nigga

QUOTE OF THE YEAR NOMINATION!


*two cents *

 

[CPT Callamity]

Why didn't he just say it will be an upscale joint and call it a night?

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

Why didn't he just say it will be an upscale joint and call it a night?

Because women will be shaking their ass naked lol.
That's the dream I guess. You and your girl go to Ballet and get some champagne and order the sushi and watch a woman shake her ass do her performance to mary j blige i can love you and you give her a standing ovation afterwards.

 

[Varis]

Lol

 

[CPT Callamity]

Because women will be shaking their ass naked lol.
That's the dream I guess. You and your girl go to Ballet and get some champagne and order the sushi and watch a woman shake her ass do her performance to mary j blige i can love you and you give her a standing ovation afterwards.

That sounds horrible

 

[ShortyCumStain]

this nigga......

so its not a strip club, its a simp club.

A simp consortium.

 

[Naha-Nago]

Aren't all strip clubs full of trick ass simps anyway

WELL......

Since I detest the idea of giving a chick money to see her kinda get naked when I can see chicks slut themselves out for free a thumb swipe away , I don't have a dog in this fight...

*two cents *

 

[Kubrick]

The Rest Haven

 

[largebillsonlyplease]

That sounds horrible

He's going to open up a real life Whale World

 

[Better]

it'll probably be mandatory for the woman to wear clothes. No twerking, no clapping. Have it looking a party from Grease.

They probably won't wear bras, since that is a by-product of patriarchial oppression.