Do not eat Churches Chicken!

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I may have on my tin foil hat. But i'm telling you. That churches chicken has drugs in it. It brings you down and make you sick when you eat that shit. I have a degree in culinary arts so I know food. Why is their chicken the size of turkeys. Why are churches chickens just in the hoods. I may be tripping but something is wrong with that shit. They know some black folk don't have alot to spend on a meal. So they are practically giving that shit away. Eat KFC or Popeyes for a month then try to go back to churches. You will see what i mean.
 
Probably pumping up with water and butter to keep it nice and juicy.. I do the same thing to my Turkey during Thanksgiving...
 
A buddy of mine works with chicken at a major Chicago area grocery chain. The prepared chicken they sell in the deli section is pumped with a saline solution to make the breast meat more plumper. He said you can see the breast meat jiggle a little due to the saline injections before it is cooked. Just something to think about next time you hit the deli for prepared chicken.
 
I may have on my tin foil hat. But i'm telling you. That churches chicken has drugs in it. It brings you down and make you sick when you eat that shit. I have a degree in culinary arts so I know food. Why is their chicken the size of turkeys. Why are churches chickens just in the hoods. I may be tripping but something is wrong with that shit. They know some black folk don't have alot to spend on a meal. So they are practically giving that shit away. Eat KFC or Popeyes for a month then try to go back to churches. You will see what i mean.

not a joke, you might be right, but you might have gallstones... if one of the sympthoms of sickness you feel is gas get checked out, because if you get a large stone it will be as painful or more painful than kidney stones
 
I remember years ago, folks saying churchs was owned and ran by the kkk,

and they were poisoning the chicken to poison the hood.


the rumor mustve spread around fast because you dont hardly see any churchs chickin

in nyc like you used to back in the day...

but Im sure all fast food joints are guiltyof some kine of fuckery to

increase their profits at the expense of our well being...
 
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I don't eat that shit, never have. In ATL you only find them in the hood lol. Mile long line out the door that have that 2 piece for $2. And it's like three times as big as normal chicken. Straight up, if you're from this area think of one instance of a church's being somewhere that's not majority black.
 
ALL BIG CHAINS DO THIS......

Also if you are eating a churches, McDonald's and the likes you have an even bigger problem.
I only go to Popeyes. I go on sundays sometimes to eat chicken and watch the games. I went one side to get the $20.00 dollar special. You know the one with two sides and 4 biscuits. I saw the lady full up two boxes with chicken. I was damn shes hooking brother up. I knew she thought i was sexy! So i just took the chicken and made the call me gesture. To ol girl knowing that she dont have the number. so i'm driving home singing about the free chicken. Some billy ocean or something. when i get home i showed the wife how much chicken i got for 20 dollars shit had to weigh about 10 to 15 pounds. I opened the box . I was like WTF. Jurassic park is real. Look like they killed a triceratops. There was only 4 pieces of chicken in each box and she had a hard time closing that shit.
Since i went to culinary school i know that popeyes and churches have the same supplier. I get on the phone to call the popeyes manager and i ask her is there something wrong with the chicken. She says yes our supplier ran out of our chicken so they gave us the big stuff. I already knew what the shit was before i bought it. I said that's churches chicken isn't it. She said yeah and that she would replace my order next time i come in. i asked her if she wanted it back and she said no you can gave it. You know i didn't want to take another hour long trip to get more chicken. so we decide to rough it out and find something at the house. So we sitting here with a half a pack of top ramen to eat, without the flavor packet. looking at two boxes with chicken legs the size of human forearms in it. Shitttt! i had to try a piece. I took two bites and could taste some kind of chemical. I took maybe two more bites and said fuck this. I cant eat this shit. Bruh, the next morning me and the wife felt like shit. We didn't want to do shit. and we work out 4 times a week so were kind of active. I wouldn't eat that shit before, and i sure as hell wont eat that shit now!
 
No way I can fuck with that greasy ass shit. :smh:

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I may have on my tin foil hat. But i'm telling you. That churches chicken has drugs in it. It brings you down and make you sick when you eat that shit. I have a degree in culinary arts so I know food. Why is their chicken the size of turkeys. Why are churches chickens just in the hoods. I may be tripping but something is wrong with that shit. They know some black folk don't have alot to spend on a meal. So they are practically giving that shit away. Eat KFC or Popeyes for a month then try to go back to churches. You will see what i mean.

antibiotics and steroids make a chick transform to an oversized chicken in less than a month
 
Guys, I'm not saying that there isn't something suspect with raising of chemicals, etc. in chicken, but if it's in Church's then it's at Popeyes, KFC, the uncooked chicken you buy at Walmart, Kroger, etc. The Poultry companies are the source -- Church's isn't growing their own fucking chickens in the backyard and pumping them full of whatever.
 
I don't eat that shit, never have. In ATL you only find them in the hood lol. Mile long line out the door that have that 2 piece for $2. And it's like three times as big as normal chicken. Straight up, if you're from this area think of one instance of a church's being somewhere that's not majority black.
True, in the south side alone I know of 3. But dammit those chicken tenders be good as fuck,to me they're better than Popeye's
 
Popeye's fam...back in the day we use to clown church's chicken..we knew it was some BS.
 
I worked in churches in the hood and in cac'ville. The chicken is the same everywhere. Churches cuts there chicken differently. That's why you get those big ass wings.
 
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