Dilemma: So you wake up hung over in a strange bed...

[playahaitian]

You had no choice but to go drinking with some of the Senior staff at your job during a company retreat weekend...

You go into the city and although you made sure to limit your alcohol you felt a little light headed...

You wake on the floor naked, smelling of sex and look over at the bed...

You crawl into the restroom and your unable to pee straight, your mouth has then vodka & tonic pussy taste and can't remember anything but see cleaning lady uniforms all over the tile...

the cellphone rings in your pants pocket and its your girl...​

WHAT DO YOU DO IMMEDIATELY?!?!?!

And

DO YOU TELL YOUR CO-WORKERS & GIRL WHAT Happened?!?!?!?​

 

[geckosticky1]

I ain't saying shit!! After the phone call I'd take a few pics to post here, get their numbers and keep it movin.

 

[Onpoint]

Shit I look in the mirror do the beat it up right dance! Don't answer the phone wash my balls then run and dive head first back that bed for 2nd's!

 

[playahaitian]

So no one is looking for used condoms?

 

[Killacut]

F some more

 

[playahaitian]

I ain't saying shit!! After the phone call I'd take a few pics to post here, get their numbers and keep it movin.

​

 

[AwwSchitt]

1) Do the Martin boogie

2) Snap some pics

3) Wash myself then get out.

4) Treat it like the first 2 rules of BGOL.

 

[incogneg]

OP, you need to add another category b/c I'M TELLING EVERY-FUCKING-BODY!!!

 

[Duval's King]

OP, you need to add another category b/c I'M TELLING EVERY-FUCKING-BODY!!!

This...

I'm also snapping hella cellphone pics and video

 

[Duval's King]

@ somebody callin the cops

 

[Simply Sickenin']

F some more

c/s
If I woke up and saw that, but couldn't remember if I fucked. First thing I'm doing is fucking again. Now that most of the alcohol is out of my system, I'ma remember that shit this time ​

 

[playahaitian]

OP, you need to add another category b/c I'M TELLING EVERY-FUCKING-BODY!!!

This...

I'm also snapping hella cellphone pics and video

remember YOU ARE NOT SINGLE and YOU R ON A COMPANY FUNDED EVENT!!!

ALSO U DONT RECALL ANYTHING?

U could have been drugged?

Raped?

Set-Up?

Practical Joke?

​

 

[Duval's King]

remember YOU ARE NOT SINGLE and YOU R ON A COMPANY FUNDED EVENT!!!

​

I stand by my statements

 

[playahaitian]

I stand by my statements

u cold bro...



ONLY ONE PERSON CHECKED CALL POLICE...

 

[woodchuck]

I don't answer the phone. It never happened. If my girl wasn't there, it's none of her fucking business. Then, I fuck some more.

 

[playahaitian]

I don't answer the phone. It never happened. If my girl wasn't there, it's none of her fucking business. Then, I fuck some more.

chuck...



so what happens in the hotel stays in the hotel huh?

I actually agree with you but these whippersnappers on here talking about about jumping back in with 2 latin dimes raw, are the same ones who afraid to eat pussy but expect to get dick suck on the first date

 

[Mello Mello]

Don't say shit.

Don't answer the phone.

I just hop my smelly ass in the shower to wash the sex smell off and enjoy my company retreat.

 

[Crown&Coke]

I am fucking them all again in the morning then taking a shower and rolling out. I would tell me closest friends but thats it. ​

 

[GreedySmurf]

Don't say shit.

Don't answer the phone.

I just hop my smelly ass in the shower to wash the sex smell off and enjoy my company retreat.

Only good answer I've seen in this thread.

That phone aint getting picked up. I'm looking for condoms to flush, then I'm going back to my room and shower up.

I'm not telling anybody shit!

 

[playahaitian]

Only good answer I've seen in this thread.

That phone aint getting picked up. I'm looking for condoms to flush, then I'm going back to my room and shower up.

I'm not telling anybody shit!

 

[mike123]

So no one is looking for used condoms?

whats this condom u speak of

 

[playahaitian]

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[woodchuck]

whats this condom u speak of

 

[Riggz]

i'd fuck again so I have memories

 

[Mello Mello]

Only good answer I've seen in this thread.

That phone aint getting picked up. I'm looking for condoms to flush, then I'm going back to my room and shower up.

I'm not telling anybody shit!

No doubt.

whats this condom u speak of

 

[KoolJay]

Shit I look in the mirror do the beat it up right dance! Don't answer the phone wash my balls then run and dive head first back that bed for 2nd's!

I would be like Riley.....

 

[1900KiLLa]

6 tittys getting sucked

 

[muttt]

So no one is looking for used condoms?

Too late for that now

I'm grabbing my clothes and make sure everything in my wallet and these hos don't know me and I don't know them.

I aint telling on myself

 

[World B Free]

 

[Jay_from_dade]

OP, you need to add another category b/c I'M TELLING EVERY-FUCKING-BODY!!!

Ok! Nigga if I woke up to this I would tell everybody I damn Know. And Take pics in case niggas say Im lying.

 

[Jay_from_dade]

whats this condom u speak of

^^^This!

 

[Rick Ronson]

go get checked out in 3 days

 

[yaBoi]

wasn't co-workers but that happened to me this passed weekend



and last weekend



i gots to cut that shit out

 

[worldclass45]

I`d wake the fuck up just
before I answered the phone
look over at my wife and just

 

[Mo-Better]

So no one is looking for used condoms?