Dilemma: So these 2 women ask you to drive them home...

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You go out with your friends for dinner at a restaurant where you happen to know the bartender (she is mad cool) and wait staff cause you sometimes they pay you to be a designated driver.

You have a great time and are the livest group in there...

Like you guys own the place, getting comped for a bunch of food and drinks.

You notice your bartender friend points you out to 2 women.

As everyone is getting ready to go...

these two women, compliment how much fun you guys are and ask if you can take their picture with their phone...

You say sure...

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They explain that they have been calling for a cab but it never came and the bartender told them you are a occasionally a designated driver and very trust worthy.


They say the are GREAT TIPPERS!?!?

WHAT DO YOU DO????
 
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I would kindly remind them that the word 'tip' use to be an acronym which meant To Improve Performance so if the want to improve my performance throw something my way upfront. I believe a bathroom stall is open.

Ass, cash, or grass, no one rides for free unless you came to the spot with me. Plus I live in a big city (h-town) where the 'tip' may be this...


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Waiting for me when I let them out at their spot; hoes are known to do that. So my initial response is 'No'. It's either on my terms or not at all. To old to get caught up.




*two cents*
 
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Ask to take another picture with their phones, turn the gps on their phones off

take them to a hotel in a good part of town.

setup my phone to record.

do our thing.

drop them off at their place of residence, do a rolling stop.

Go back to a friend's house and then take an alternative route home just in case i might get followed


replay the tape and edit it to make it a good flick.

put it in the archives
 
chicks that stick their asses out in photos are rarely decent human beings.

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I would kindly remind them that the word 'tip' use to be an acronym which meant To Improve Performance so if the want to improve my performance throw something my way upfront. I believe a bathroom stall is open.

Ass, cash, or grass, no one rides for free unless you came to the spot with me. Plus I live in a big city (h-town) where the 'tip' may be this...


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Waiting for me when I let them out at their spot; hoes are known to do that. So my initial response is 'No'. It's either on my terms or not at all. To old to get caught up.




*two cents*

Ask to take another picture with their phones, turn the gps on their phones off

take them to a hotel in a good part of town.

setup my phone to record.

do our thing.

drop them off at their place of residence, do a rolling stop.

Go back to a friend's house and then take an alternative route home just in case i might get followed


replay the tape and edit it to make it a good flick.

put it in the archives


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These....

*two cents*
 
Nah.

I'm aware of the set up. They can go find a sucker to rob.
 
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Two (potentially drunk) women I do not know are now asking me for a ride...? :confused:
This is the 1st question your attorney is going to ask at your "Sexual Assault/Rape" case.:smh:

Also, smack the shit outta "my bartender friend" for suggesting it in the 1st place because in addition to the Rape charge, there's the potential for a DUI charge for driving after all the liquor I'd been drinking too... :hmm:
 
I'd take em home, what the hell :dunno: maybe I fuck, maybe I don't.

Situations like this I've learned you gotta relax your expectations and let shit develop/unfold. Just keep your wits about you and use good judgment
 
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