Come on man you’ve seen her, everyday she wakes up to someone checking her pulse!
DAMN, OPRAH!! ....SMH
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She's better than she's looked in years actually. This ain't no Kelly Osbourne shit, now that heffer looks sick.
Prolly could see bitch's heart beating thru her bubble jacket.
What the fuck I bust out laughing
Like my uncle says: she must be on that "Olympic"
That reminded of my pops. He alway used to call LeBron, Lebanon.
That zimpic got him looking frail.
I see who learned u to
That reminded of my pops. He alway used to call LeBron, Lebanon.
That reminded of my pops. He alway used to call LeBron, Lebanon.
Some of my favorites from my family members ...
Late GRANDMA ... Nectarines = Necrateens / 2 peas in a pod = 2 peas in a POT!
DAD ... Schedule is pronounced SHEDyule / "To make a long story short" is something he always says ... then continues to ramble for 3 - 5 more minutes
MOM ... a woman's bra is a BRAZZIERE ... almost sounds like she says Brazzers / a fajita is a FRA-hee-tah ... almost sounds like a cross between part of a Christmas carol and a cheetah!
Some of my favorites from my family members ...
Late GRANDMA ... Nectarines = Necrateens / 2 peas in a pod = 2 peas in a POT!
DAD ... Schedule is pronounced SHEDyule / "To make a long story short" is something he always says ... then continues to ramble for 3 - 5 more minutes
MOM ... a woman's bra is a BRAZZIERE ... almost sounds like she says Brazzers / a fajita is a FRA-hee-tah ... almost sounds like a cross between part of a Christmas carol and a cheetah!
sounds like ur fam knew hnic before u did lolol
they were on bgol 1930s
I better get a Ferrari and a mansion out of the deal!!!
I would like the mansion but she could give me a 89 Chevrolet caprice LS
That'd be cool too!
Just not fuckin' either one of those two without a prize package involved!
For one they both lesbians so nobody fucking anything. Steadman ain’t never seen that pussy .
i didn't say they would offer any pussy...i said whoever says THEY wouldn't fuck these RICH broads is lying...Steadman seeing or not seeing that pussy isn't my concern but he woulda fucked too if she offered that pussy because .....well RICH PUSSY!
The only way I'd fuck is if there was money involved, but I'm not a male prostitute so I wouldn't be fucking.
You niggas really in here talking about fucking Gayle.. Lmao!
These bgol streetsLike my uncle says: she must be on that "Olympic"
If she wasn’t giving you a dime would you still fuck?i didn't say they would offer any pussy...i said whoever says THEY wouldn't fuck these RICH broads is lying...Steadman seeing or not seeing that pussy isn't my concern but he woulda fucked too if she offered that pussy because .....well RICH PUSSY!
Of course he would, because he’s had a thing for Oprah since 84 and wanna show her a thing or two.
So you saying dude wanted to be Oprah’s hoppo for 4 decadesOf course he would, because he’s had a thing for Oprah since 84 and wanna show her a thing or two.
sounds like ur fam knew hnic before u did lolol
they were on bgol 1930s
Man ... sometimes I'd just laugh at grandma saying something all in. She passed in the 2000s, and was born in the 1920s.
As for me ... one word that I often fuck up is Coquitlam.
It's a neighboring city, and I'll mention it in conversation occasionally ... and I have to mentally tell myself to slow down when I say it, as I tend to talk fast, and stutter over that one. I think it's because of "co" being followed by "quit". That C - Q combo. I say it too fast and fuck up the whole word. The last time I said it with a friend, I just flat-out said - "Fuck ... I always butcher that word" and we were laughin'.
Man ... sometimes I'd just laugh at grandma saying something all in. She passed in the 2000s, and was born in the 1920s.
As for me ... one word that I often fuck up is Coquitlam.
It's a neighboring city, and I'll mention it in conversation occasionally ... and I have to mentally tell myself to slow down when I say it, as I tend to talk fast, and stutter over that one. I think it's because of "co" being followed by "quit". That C - Q combo. I say it too fast and fuck up the whole word. The last time I said it with a friend, I just flat-out said - "Fuck ... I always butcher that word" and we were laughin'.
Didn't know you were up in Ca-NAY-dia as my great uncle used to say.
Has anyone seen Stedman?
if she ain't rich then she's just basic ass elderly lesbian....so no.
sometime the shit we say, especially when we start adding details, like say for example, years....we're really telling on ourselvesOf course he would, because he’s had a thing for Oprah since 84 and wanna show her a thing or two.
Misty Stone without the body count.....lolI’m sorry, but I’m creamin’ in Sage Steel…that curly hair
I’m not really sure as to the angle of your response, but it doesn’t appear to show an appreciation for my original joke.
So in good faith and in good spirit showing that I don’t mind being joke on, I’ll respond with…
Yep I’m old as dirt and looking for a Stella to get my groove back.
it was meant as a sarcastical reply, no smoke involvedI’m not really sure as to the angle of your response, but it doesn’t appear to show an appreciation for my original joke.
So in good faith and in good spirit showing that I don’t mind being joke on, I’ll respond with…
Yep I’m old as dirt and looking for a Stella to get my groove back.
