No surprise here.
Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!
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Bitch looks terrible.
I'm sure you had better choices.leave her be....she's naked and that counts..
You and a few friends decided to go to an Upper East Side bar/restaurant to watch the Knicks vs Pacers last night and the place was packed. While you were there you noticed this young lady who had on some black rabbit ears and a short shirt, so you took a chance and asked her:
"Playboy model or did you lose a bet?"
Her: "Both, no actually I lost a bet and had to dress up like a playboy model and go out in public."
You laughed and told her that she wore the costume well and introduced yourself to Alaina.
Alaina asked you would you like to see the whole costume, and before you could answer she took out her cell phone and walked you over to a secluded corner to show you a video her female friend had filmed...
"Playboy model or did you lose a bet?"
Her: "Both, no actually I lost a bet and had to dress up like a playboy model and go out in public."
You laughed and told her that she wore the costume well and introduced yourself to Alaina.
Alaina asked you would you like to see the whole costume, and before you could answer she took out her cell phone and walked you over to a secluded corner to show you a video her female friend had filmed...
You lucked up and managed to get a job as a TA (Teacher's Assistant) with one of your former professors who taught African American Studies at a well know East Coast University.
The final exam was an essay dealing with black people in the cinema.
You were responsible for grading some of the final essays and that represented 20% of their grades.
What was really cool was that the professor allowed you use his office and meet with some of the students in the evening (while he would sometimes be working from home). In addition, the students were allowed to rewrite their papers if they turned them in early for a better grade (of course with his approval).
There was one Brazilian young lady, Daria who made it her business to befriend you and she seemed sincere because she started talking to you well before she knew that you would be grading papers.
The only problem was that over time you developed a strong attraction for Daria, and you still remember the evening she came in worried that she might lose her scholarship if she got a grade lower than a "B" in this class.
Maybe you were in the wrong by letting her take advantage of the situation, but...
The final exam was an essay dealing with black people in the cinema.
You were responsible for grading some of the final essays and that represented 20% of their grades.
What was really cool was that the professor allowed you use his office and meet with some of the students in the evening (while he would sometimes be working from home). In addition, the students were allowed to rewrite their papers if they turned them in early for a better grade (of course with his approval).
There was one Brazilian young lady, Daria who made it her business to befriend you and she seemed sincere because she started talking to you well before she knew that you would be grading papers.
The only problem was that over time you developed a strong attraction for Daria, and you still remember the evening she came in worried that she might lose her scholarship if she got a grade lower than a "B" in this class.
Maybe you were in the wrong by letting her take advantage of the situation, but...
You can't remember the last time you played any basketball and your friend Andrew wanted to just shoot around a bit; however, the only problem was that neither one of you had a ball.
Andrew remember that Peter Simon still played ball and called him to ask him if he could borrow his ball? Peter did have a basketball and said that you could stop by and pick it up, but he couldn't come out and play because he had to go to a play that his son was scheduled to be in that Saturday afternoon (afterwards he was taking his wife, and Pete Jr. out to dinner).
However, his sister-in-law, Jolene would be home (he introduced you to her when you stopped by to pick up the ball). You and Andrew must have shot around for about 2-3 hours and then figured you would return the ball to Peter's house since Jolene was still home (Andrew asked Jolene if it was okay to call her when he wanted to return the basketball).
When you got back to Peter's house, Jolene answered the door and you figured you would just give her the ball and go about your business, but Jolene said:
"Damn, as much as you guys are sweating I hope you won."
Before you and Peter could comment Jolene asked you would you like to come in and take a shower?
Jolene then said:
"I'm about to take one and you can join me."
Andrew remember that Peter Simon still played ball and called him to ask him if he could borrow his ball? Peter did have a basketball and said that you could stop by and pick it up, but he couldn't come out and play because he had to go to a play that his son was scheduled to be in that Saturday afternoon (afterwards he was taking his wife, and Pete Jr. out to dinner).
However, his sister-in-law, Jolene would be home (he introduced you to her when you stopped by to pick up the ball). You and Andrew must have shot around for about 2-3 hours and then figured you would return the ball to Peter's house since Jolene was still home (Andrew asked Jolene if it was okay to call her when he wanted to return the basketball).
When you got back to Peter's house, Jolene answered the door and you figured you would just give her the ball and go about your business, but Jolene said:
"Damn, as much as you guys are sweating I hope you won."
Before you and Peter could comment Jolene asked you would you like to come in and take a shower?
Jolene then said:
"I'm about to take one and you can join me."
Bitch had me with the shirt!!!
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