Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!

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Your next door neighbor is having a wild party tonight and normally you don't have a problem with it, but this time the music is actually shaking your walls.

In addition, to you not being able to hear your television set that only a few feet away from you.

So you decide to go next door and ask them if they could turn the music down a little bit.

You plan on being very polite and ring the bell and waited for about a minute.
Eventually, a young lady that you don't recognize comes to the door and greets you with a big smile.

She's wearing a blue bath robe and invites you to come in.You look inside for Ms.De la Santos, but your distracted by all these scantily clad women.

To make matters worst (depending on how you look at it), the young lady opens her robe and tells you "come on in it'll be fun."

 
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You had to go pick up some a few old magazines from your niece's coworker Ms. Stewart, who doesn't live to far from you.

You had met Ms. Stewart a while back at a Christmas party and she seemed nice (but, your niece told you that she was crazy).

You call to let her know you would be there in about 25 minutes and she said she would be waiting for you. When you ran the bell Ms. Stewart came to the door and said:

"Trick or treat?"

You said: "Treat," assume she had some candy for you?

Don't assume.

 
Jalaja called you yesterday evening and wanted to know if you had heat in your apartment? You told her that the heat appeared to be limited and the pipes were only warm in 2 rooms, so she wanted to know if you could come examine her "pipes?" You laughed and told her that you would be more than happy to look at her "pipes."

She laughed and said "you're nasty" in a playful way.

When you arrived at her apartment you noticed that one of her bedrooms was extremely hot and she was mentioned that too.



When you went in the living room it was cold. However, when you came back into the bedroom she had stripped down to her underwear and asked you if you remember saying that she had gained a little weight? So, she wanted to show you she had been working out.

 
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