Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!
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I feel bad for Bob, because his wife can't hold her liquor. Last weekend, Bob, his wife Kelly, myself and Nilsa decided to go to Atlantic city for the weekend. Unfortunately, Kelly had too much to drink and got into an argument with Bob. She ends up running out the room, and went downstairs to this restaurant in the hotel. He calls me and asks Nilsa if she could go downstairs and convince Kelly to come back to the room.
Well, I go downstairs with Nilsa, and we find Kelly sitting in the restaurant with a bathrobe on. At first, Kelly refuses to go back to the room with Bob, and tells us that she would just as soon sleep in the restaurant and she starts to disrobe.
Eventually, Kelly decides she will spend the night in our room. This basically means no sex for me and Nilsa while Kelly is in the room.
Well, I go downstairs with Nilsa, and we find Kelly sitting in the restaurant with a bathrobe on. At first, Kelly refuses to go back to the room with Bob, and tells us that she would just as soon sleep in the restaurant and she starts to disrobe.
Eventually, Kelly decides she will spend the night in our room. This basically means no sex for me and Nilsa while Kelly is in the room.
You've been working from home since January, but some of your computer programs are malfunctioning so you call IT. Chandra, one of the IT techs is working from home, but has to step out for a few minutes and tells you to get in touch with Shauna. Shauna usually works nights and weekends and she's still learning, but she makes an effort.
So you call Shauna around 11 PM and she's able to restore all of your programs, but she wants to make sure your Zoom video conferencing is working properly. Shauna walks you through it and you're happy things are working again. Actually, you're very happy because Shauna is wearing, well...
You're probably confused as hell, and don't know how to react, and right at that minute you think of how to play this, Shauna gets another call. She tells you she has to take this and call her back around 3 AM, if you have some time.
So you call Shauna around 11 PM and she's able to restore all of your programs, but she wants to make sure your Zoom video conferencing is working properly. Shauna walks you through it and you're happy things are working again. Actually, you're very happy because Shauna is wearing, well...
You're probably confused as hell, and don't know how to react, and right at that minute you think of how to play this, Shauna gets another call. She tells you she has to take this and call her back around 3 AM, if you have some time.
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So, you take Marisol out this evening and you're sure she going to get a few stares with this dress, but...
You get to see everything later, Live and in Concert!
You get to see everything later, Live and in Concert!
A guy's worst nightmare, you go out on a "blind date" with her, make sure she gets home safe. She invites you upstairs and then ties you up and forces you to have sex with her for hours (remember, she's holding a gun).
Do you ever meet women that are really book smart, but pretend to act like they are naive when it comes to sex?
You're visiting a good friend in the hospital and you notice a nurse that is making her rounds and comes to check on your friend. You make eye contact, but you don't think anything of it because you're concerned about your friend's health.
Well, visiting hours end at 8 pm, and your friend needs some rest so you start to leave out around 7pm. When you step out the room the nurse that you were checking out is sitting outside his room, and tells you that you can't leave now. Furthermore, she tells you that you will have to stay until 8 pm (she's smiling while she is telling you this).
She then ask you for a small favor, if you could escorted her to the utility closet, and help her with a wet mop and bucket because a patient had an accident. You agree, but when you get to the closet she closes the door and...
Well, visiting hours end at 8 pm, and your friend needs some rest so you start to leave out around 7pm. When you step out the room the nurse that you were checking out is sitting outside his room, and tells you that you can't leave now. Furthermore, she tells you that you will have to stay until 8 pm (she's smiling while she is telling you this).
She then ask you for a small favor, if you could escorted her to the utility closet, and help her with a wet mop and bucket because a patient had an accident. You agree, but when you get to the closet she closes the door and...
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Amy, your next door neighbor knocks on your door because she needs a favor. She explains she needs to borrow a few of your tools to fix her bed and a few other things. She explains that her boyfriend was supposed to do it, but they had a big fight recently.
You listen for a while, but you really want to get back to the football games. I guess her man made her feel unwanted so now she's asking you if you think she's sexy?
You listen for a while, but you really want to get back to the football games. I guess her man made her feel unwanted so now she's asking you if you think she's sexy?
She'll have you going to Dunkin Donuts/Baskin Robbins, 3 or 4 times a week, just because you like how she scoops up the ice cream.
This female reminded me of a young lady I went to High school with named Brenda. Brenda, who is black, had a nice body and would always wear dresses (her religion).
Guys would kid around with her and offer to pay her if she came to school in some jeans, lol.
Guys would kid around with her and offer to pay her if she came to school in some jeans, lol.
I guess the anticipation of what's to come adds to the allure.
Your friend hooks you up with a job at the hospital's housekeeping unit, because you need a few extra dollars. The pay is decent and the staff is kool too.
One day, you get a quick request to clean up an examination room because of a water spill. No problem, except the patient remained in the room since the job should only take a few minutes (the doctor left and just asked you to come get him when you're finished).
Well, when you get in the room, you say "hi" to the patient and then this happens.
One day, you get a quick request to clean up an examination room because of a water spill. No problem, except the patient remained in the room since the job should only take a few minutes (the doctor left and just asked you to come get him when you're finished).
Well, when you get in the room, you say "hi" to the patient and then this happens.
Jazmen is a very kool female that works with you and she's kinda like your "work wife." She knows you live with your girlfriend and she actually met her a few times.
So, you're working late one evening and you and Jazmen grab some takeout Chinese food and come back to the office. On the way back Jazmen tells you about how she had "cheated" on her last boyfriend and asked you if you knew your girl would never find out would you cheat?
You tell her "No," as you look her in the eye as the elevator finally arrives. Jazmen stays silent as you get on the elevator, but after a while looks you in the eyes and asks "Are you sure?"
So, you're working late one evening and you and Jazmen grab some takeout Chinese food and come back to the office. On the way back Jazmen tells you about how she had "cheated" on her last boyfriend and asked you if you knew your girl would never find out would you cheat?
You tell her "No," as you look her in the eye as the elevator finally arrives. Jazmen stays silent as you get on the elevator, but after a while looks you in the eyes and asks "Are you sure?"
One of the Vice presidents at your job invites you and a few coworkers to a golf outing at his country club in Connecticut . You're the first to arrive, but there is a slight problem. He has to rush over to his daughter's college (Yale) to take care of some business and should be right back within an hour. The wife will entertain you until he gets back.
I'm hanging out with Jimmy at Paramus Mall in New Jersey and we're looking for a parking space. Jimmy gets upset because this female got to a space he had his eye on (no big deal, he found one about 5 minutes later).
Nevertheless, as we're walking to the mall he sees this female sitting in her car and should looks like she is about to leave. Jimmy walks over to her and asks her is she about to pull out, and if so could she hold the spot for him?
She told him, "Most men I meet are such liars, they run into a 'tight spot' and before they know it they're in 'too deep' to 'pull out.'
Apparently, Alison and Jimmy have been hanging out because he showed me this.
Nevertheless, as we're walking to the mall he sees this female sitting in her car and should looks like she is about to leave. Jimmy walks over to her and asks her is she about to pull out, and if so could she hold the spot for him?
She told him, "Most men I meet are such liars, they run into a 'tight spot' and before they know it they're in 'too deep' to 'pull out.'
Apparently, Alison and Jimmy have been hanging out because he showed me this.
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