Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!
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She made me think about the old story about how you and the fellas were playing cards at Reggie's house, and his wife (who is wearing no panties) keeps flashing you (Reggie doesn't see it). You get up and go to the bathroom and she tells you if you like what you saw come back around 10 pm, and bring $100. You say ok, come back at 10, give her the $100, and hit it for a few hours.
When Reggie gets home he noticed your watch on the table, and he asked his wife did you come over. She's scared to death thinking she's caught, and then Reggie said did he give you the $100 I loaned him?
When Reggie gets home he noticed your watch on the table, and he asked his wife did you come over. She's scared to death thinking she's caught, and then Reggie said did he give you the $100 I loaned him?
Bobby's younger sister keeps flirting with you. Yeah, she's about 21, but you've known her since she was a baby.
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Thanks Dark, I was so busy looking at her I forgot the "n," lol!
Oh I Wasnt Correcting You...I Meant Imma "Know" Her Biblically and Im Not Gonna Forget the D
Your cousin from Miami is visiting for a few days and wants to go out to eat (he figures he can meet some women). So you decide to go downtown to this place "Fogo de Chao," and try some Brazilian food. He spots 2 women dining with each other and strikes up a conversation. Next thing you know they join us and the 4 of us are having dinner. At this point I'm basically a wingman, because he's talking to the fine Caramel brown Brazilian looking chick, and I'm with the school librarian.
They're roommates and invite us back to their apartment and he ends up in the bedroom while I'm sitting in the living room with the librarian.
About an hour in, she starts complaining about being hot and her blouse is too tight.She wants to be comfortable and starts to undress in front of me. Apparently, I read this situation wrong.
They're roommates and invite us back to their apartment and he ends up in the bedroom while I'm sitting in the living room with the librarian.
About an hour in, she starts complaining about being hot and her blouse is too tight.She wants to be comfortable and starts to undress in front of me. Apparently, I read this situation wrong.
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She liked you photos on Instagram and wants to hookup with you. She has an Onlyfans page, but never shows her face. Meet up with her tonight, take her to get something to eat and she's down for whatever.
Don't panic, you'll be okay.
Don't panic, you'll be okay.
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Your son and her son go to the same school and are in the band together (first trumpet). You run into her and you notice she flirting with you. She actually knows her music and invites you back to her place to listen to some old music. Since the kids will be at practice for at least 2 to 3 hours, you'll have time.
You're reluctant, but she says don't fret I'm divorced and hubby lives in another state. You get to her place and her apartment is huge (the living room alone looks larger than your place), and she has a grand piano too. She's classically trained and offers to give you lessons. Of course, when you sit down she starts hovering over you and feeling you up, but hey you could be home now rooting for Notre Dame to lose until it's time to pick up your son.
You're reluctant, but she says don't fret I'm divorced and hubby lives in another state. You get to her place and her apartment is huge (the living room alone looks larger than your place), and she has a grand piano too. She's classically trained and offers to give you lessons. Of course, when you sit down she starts hovering over you and feeling you up, but hey you could be home now rooting for Notre Dame to lose until it's time to pick up your son.
You wait to the last minute to get some documents notarized at Citibank. They're about to close and Helen (she usually helps you) has to assist another banker. She tells you she can come by your home around 6pm if you like and notarize the papers then.
She arrives at 6 and says
Helen: You must drive your wife or girlfriend crazy by doing things at the last minute
You: Nah, I'm single
Helen: Really? Why?
You: Long story
Helen: I'm sorry, can I use your bathroom
You direct her and 10 minutes later she comes out with your robe on...
Helen: Long story? I have time.
She arrives at 6 and says
Helen: You must drive your wife or girlfriend crazy by doing things at the last minute
You: Nah, I'm single
Helen: Really? Why?
You: Long story
Helen: I'm sorry, can I use your bathroom
You direct her and 10 minutes later she comes out with your robe on...
Helen: Long story? I have time.
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This is Mistress Jasmine and if you run into her please don't ask her what she is into.
Just take charge, because if you don't you might end up in the hospital (and you will not have a smile on you face when you think about how you got there).
Just take charge, because if you don't you might end up in the hospital (and you will not have a smile on you face when you think about how you got there).
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You're invited to a wedding for a staff member at Virginia Beach. Susie works with you and she had a few drinks during the reception. She asked you to walk her to her room and all the while she's complaining about guys staring at her breasts.
I told her it's just her imagination.
She replied: "Really, Really?"
I told her it's just her imagination.
She replied: "Really, Really?"
You flirt with Carolina constantly, but during a "Happy Hour" event she let's "Fat Finger Freddy" feel her up?
Most guys irrespective of race or ethnicity are going to catch hell on parent/teacher night if you even crack a smile.
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