A friend of mine drives for Uber, and sometimes he picks up women coming from bar/restaurants/clubs, who might have had a bit to drink. Imagine you're driving this woman home from a club one night, and you notice she looks upset. You don't ask, but she starts telling you about how some "bitches" at the club were staying guts onot talk to her because of her "fake tits." She tells you emphatically that "they're real," ask you to pull over and feel them. What cha gonna do?
no surprises there
Bad News: Your friend is a professional photographer and Amber Ajami needs a few videos for her Onlyfans account. You're at the shoot, but your friend just got sick, and you'll have to record the video.
Bad News: You have no clue how to use his camera.
Good News: She's short on cash and will pay you with sex if you cover your friend's fee for now.
for real?bad news: she has HIV
good news: there is no good news
Just jokes...lol.for real?
That's Perfection no. There's a rule of titty to tummy. If you got tiny titties or your repping the IBTC (Itty Bitty Titty Committee) your titties can't be bigger than your tummy. So you work that tummy out. Sexy as fuckno surprises there
Your cousin has a coworker who hasn't been on a date this year, and she wants to meet a nice guy. Your cousin told her about you, and suggested you two go out. The coworker really wants to go out with you, but your cousin has you concerned because she keeps telling you how the girl is really nice, but keeps getting used by guys. Allow me to introduce you to Dakota Jade...
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