Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!
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You ever find yourself going to a store more times than you need to because you're attracted to a woman that works there?
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Sandra (cool gal from the neighborhood, who is just a friend) asked me to come with her to drop something off to her son. He's at football practice and she wanted me there because some of the coaches make her feel uncomfortable. Out of curiosity, I asked her what are they doing? She said the usual guy stuff and that they are fixated on her breast.
Sandra is on the slim side, so I look at her kinda side eyed and say "Really?" She proceeded to do this...
Sandra is on the slim side, so I look at her kinda side eyed and say "Really?" She proceeded to do this...
Just an observation. My friend told me he met a female who looked similar to this one in a bar/restaurant. She told him that she never pays for drinks because guys are always offering her ones.
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When a woman tells you she'll be ready in a few minutes does she mean in real time or in basketball time (like at the end of a game)?
When you met her she was dressed like this:
So you decided to invite her to a cookout this weekend where your family & friends will be in attendance and she shows up like this:
Try not to be too upset because your area has been experiencing a heatwave (even though you know some of your friends & family are some grimy dudes).
So you decided to invite her to a cookout this weekend where your family & friends will be in attendance and she shows up like this:
Try not to be too upset because your area has been experiencing a heatwave (even though you know some of your friends & family are some grimy dudes).
Your neighbor likes horror movies, but doesn't like to watch them alone, so she invites herself over to your place.Now she's in your place, AC blowing cause it's hot outside, but she asks if you could turn the air conditioner off because she's too cold. 25 minutes later she too hot, then she starts taking off stuff. Don't you just love these Mixed Signals.
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Bella, your sister's best friend, asks you if you could drive her to Macy's to pick up a lamp she ordered (sis couldn't make the trip). No problem, y'all go, but she does this at least three times while you're driving.
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Bitch aint gon get a chance to do that but one time b4 I'm pullin over in a vacant lot and suckin dem muthafuccas!
Your girl is diabolical, when she doesn't get her way she comes up with slick ways to get back at you. She likes basketball, and likes to see the Summer Pro Am games. But instead of going with you, she tells you she will meet you in front. Why, because she is going to show up wearing this:
Pray you're not at the Drew in LA, and she keeps screaming out Lebron James name each time he touches the ball.
Pray you're not at the Drew in LA, and she keeps screaming out Lebron James name each time he touches the ball.
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For as long as I can remember my boy, P has always had this thing for blondes. So since we're going to hang out at the beach today I invited this young lady I work with to stop by.
I told P, she has a sweet personality & a few extra pounds on her (I just never told him where those extra pounds were, lol)
After he saw her, he told next time we're out, he's paying my tab.
I told P, she has a sweet personality & a few extra pounds on her (I just never told him where those extra pounds were, lol)
After he saw her, he told next time we're out, he's paying my tab.
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