Damn, never know what's under the clothing!!!
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Your cousin Dante has a very wife and she seems cool, but he complains about her not being as "frisky" as she used to be when they were dating (in addition, they have a 2 year old son).
So he tells you about this "side piece" he started hooking up with that he met in Starbucks. He said the conversation began between them when they received each other's order by mistake.
So, Dante shows you a photo she sent him, and you're a bit surprised. Not that she is unattractive, but he usually dates model type, and he told me that "Moon" is about 5'1.
You stopped asking questions when he showed you a video she sent him.
So he tells you about this "side piece" he started hooking up with that he met in Starbucks. He said the conversation began between them when they received each other's order by mistake.
So, Dante shows you a photo she sent him, and you're a bit surprised. Not that she is unattractive, but he usually dates model type, and he told me that "Moon" is about 5'1.
You stopped asking questions when he showed you a video she sent him.
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Your friend Maria has a 23 year old daughter that lives with her, and on a day that you happen to stop by her daughter India is trying on outfits with her friend Bella. Bella and her mother are emigrates from Odessa that arrived here last April. Because Bella has limited skills, India figures that she can get her a Security Guard position at her company. India also knows that her boss (although married with wife and kids) likes younger women (he spends house trying to get into India's pants).
So India wants to know if Bella should go to the interview dressed like this...
So India wants to know if Bella should go to the interview dressed like this...
Your nephew is a bit concerned that a young lady he's been talking to was in the Israeli military.
What advice would you give him besides try not to piss her off.
What advice would you give him besides try not to piss her off.
Your nephew decided to take a few classes towards his degree at Hunter College and just started last month. Government and Politics 391: Constitutional Law is one of the courses he signed up for, and he should do well since he had a similar class at Howard.
Tara, a young lady in his class notices that he seems to know be able to answer most of the questions the professor ask, in addition, she's impressed by his ability to present counter arguments (dissenting opinions).
So, Tara asks him of they could be "study buddies?" He agrees, and he thinks Tara's cute, but doesn't appear to have a lot of body.
He may soon realize he underestimated Tara.
Tara, a young lady in his class notices that he seems to know be able to answer most of the questions the professor ask, in addition, she's impressed by his ability to present counter arguments (dissenting opinions).
So, Tara asks him of they could be "study buddies?" He agrees, and he thinks Tara's cute, but doesn't appear to have a lot of body.
He may soon realize he underestimated Tara.
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Shorty looks like this chick that works in our Finance department
You've been dating Devette since September of last year and things are going pretty good. You've met a few of her friends and recently met one of her sisters (she has 3) and it appears beauty runs in the family.
So you're chilling at Devette's place last Friday (literally, because the temperature drop down to 4 that morning), and her niece Pilar dropped by to check on her and to borrow a few $$$ (Pilar is currently attending Columbia Business school working towards her MBA).
She introduces you and you're thinking (one of your nephews would really like her), she seems nice. Pilar hangs out with you and Devette for about an hour before she heads home and she seems like she has a good head on her.
Now, you're not sure if you're "projecting," but Pilar gives you a very "strange" look as she is leaving.
You quickly come to the realization that you’re attracted to Pilar, and not that you plan on acting on it, but you wonder if the attraction is mutual?
Nah, you're imagining things, but Devette tells you how proud she is of Pilar, not only that she is thriving in school, but she also is modeling to help pay for school.
Devette remembers that you use to dabble in photography also, and suggest that maybe you could experiment taking photos of her and Pilar. You say, "okay," and pray that you can remain composed around Pilar (especially if the poses become a bit risqué)
and she has a new IG name....
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Shid that ain’t shocking
get a pic
Living in NewYork City it's very rare that you can even get a "simple greeting" from a woman you don't know. Even just a simple "hello" or "good morning" can go ignored by some women. So, you take notice when you're on the receiving end of a greeting.
You were coming home about 2 weeks ago when a woman you've never seen before walked pass you and said "hello" and smiled.You acknowledged her greeting and returned her kindness and watched as you proceeded into a new high rise building in your neighborhood.
She was an attractive woman and you assumed she might have been a Latina, but you weren't really sure?
And why did you assume she was a Latina? As she walked pass you, like most guys you turned your head to checkout her body. She had a nice ass on her (you would later come to find that she hailed from Beirut, and was Palestinian) and, she definitely caught your attention.
A few days later you decided to order some Lasagna from the local pizzeria, and your mystery woman walks in as you're sitting in the corner waiting for it to be prepared. At first she doesn't seem to notice you, and why would you expect her to since she's only seen you once before? However, after placing her order she takes a seat near you and after making eye contact with you she says smiles and says hello. You respond in kind, and then she starts a conversation with you. Her name is Yasmine, originally from Beirut and just moved in this neighborhood about 2 months ago.
She goes on to explain that she remembers you from the other day because you remind her of a boyfriend she had in college. She really wanted to marry him, but her family didn’t accept him (they told her it was because he was not a Muslim, but she knew it was because he was black). She eventually married a man, who was Muslim but it didn't last. She never loved him (it was an arranged marriage) and she could no longer put up with his cheating.
You figured she had a lot to get off her chest and to your surprise she invited you to her apartment (which is directly across the street) to continue the conversation. Of course you have to ask about the husband? Don't worry, they are divorced and he lives in California.
Relax, you're in good hands...
You were coming home about 2 weeks ago when a woman you've never seen before walked pass you and said "hello" and smiled.You acknowledged her greeting and returned her kindness and watched as you proceeded into a new high rise building in your neighborhood.
She was an attractive woman and you assumed she might have been a Latina, but you weren't really sure?
And why did you assume she was a Latina? As she walked pass you, like most guys you turned your head to checkout her body. She had a nice ass on her (you would later come to find that she hailed from Beirut, and was Palestinian) and, she definitely caught your attention.
A few days later you decided to order some Lasagna from the local pizzeria, and your mystery woman walks in as you're sitting in the corner waiting for it to be prepared. At first she doesn't seem to notice you, and why would you expect her to since she's only seen you once before? However, after placing her order she takes a seat near you and after making eye contact with you she says smiles and says hello. You respond in kind, and then she starts a conversation with you. Her name is Yasmine, originally from Beirut and just moved in this neighborhood about 2 months ago.
She goes on to explain that she remembers you from the other day because you remind her of a boyfriend she had in college. She really wanted to marry him, but her family didn’t accept him (they told her it was because he was not a Muslim, but she knew it was because he was black). She eventually married a man, who was Muslim but it didn't last. She never loved him (it was an arranged marriage) and she could no longer put up with his cheating.
You figured she had a lot to get off her chest and to your surprise she invited you to her apartment (which is directly across the street) to continue the conversation. Of course you have to ask about the husband? Don't worry, they are divorced and he lives in California.
Relax, you're in good hands...
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About a year ago you met Emira at a class on cooking sponsored by the Learning Annex.
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She was sitting next to you so you just started talking and became friends. Now, Emira is actually a Vegan chef, but was taking the classes to possibly pick up new ideas. You told her you cooking skill set didn't extend further than toast and hot water soup (she laughed and said she would teach you a few things if you are interested).
You usually text each other from time to time, but last week she decided to call you. She asked had your culinary skills imprives and you laughed and said "not really." So Emira invited you to swing by her apartment this Friday if you're not busy ( since she has a long weekend) and, she will teach you a few things.
Oh you're hoping...
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She was sitting next to you so you just started talking and became friends. Now, Emira is actually a Vegan chef, but was taking the classes to possibly pick up new ideas. You told her you cooking skill set didn't extend further than toast and hot water soup (she laughed and said she would teach you a few things if you are interested).
You usually text each other from time to time, but last week she decided to call you. She asked had your culinary skills imprives and you laughed and said "not really." So Emira invited you to swing by her apartment this Friday if you're not busy ( since she has a long weekend) and, she will teach you a few things.
Oh you're hoping...
She ain’t hiding nothing, no illusion of slacking or anythingAbout a year ago you met Emira at a class on cooking sponsored by the Learning Annex.
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She was sitting next to you so you just started talking and became friends. Now, Emira is actually a Vegan chef, but was taking the classes to possibly pick up new ideas. You told her you cooking skill set didn't extend further than toast and hot water soup (she laughed and said she would teach you a few things if you are interested).
You usually text each other from time to time, but last week she decided to call you. She asked had your culinary skills imprives and you laughed and said "not really." So Emira invited you to swing by her apartment this Friday if you're not busy ( since she has a long weekend) and, she will teach you a few things.
Oh you're hoping...
When you went to "Ricardo's Steak house," you met Angela while you were waiting at the bar for your takeout order...
You exchanged numbers and she agreed to go out with you...
You had a good date, and she sent you this text when she got home...
You exchanged numbers and she agreed to go out with you...
You had a good date, and she sent you this text when she got home...
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You're cool with Damaris Cruz, who lives with her sister Nelsa (but goes by Nelsi at times). This past Monday you made a trip to the corner bodega and ran into Nelsi in the store, and asked about Damaris. She said Damaris was going to call you because she's having problems with her computer, and if you're not busy could you stop by.
Since you haven't seen Damaris in awhile you come upstairs with Nelsi. Damaris is happy to see you, and explains that her computer and printer are malfunctioning. You look at it, but realize it's going to take time so Damaris said you could come by around 7 PM tomorrow or Nelsi will be home around 3, if that's better?
Damaris offers to pay you or cook you dinner in return, but you tell her not to worry about it. So you call around 3:15, and tell Nelsi you're coming over and she says Ok, but then asks for a favor. She's a bit short on the cable bill (as well as a few other bills), and wants to know if she could borrow $200?
Nelsi tells you she will pay you back when her income tax refund comes in and please don't tell Damaris. You give it some thought (not much, because you'll probably never see the money again, but you and Damaris are good friends), and lend Nelsi the money anyway.
So when you get there before you work on the computer and the printer, Nelsi explains she should be able to pay you back in April.
Nelsi is grateful and says she will give you interest for lending her the money, but for now...
What cha gonna do?
Since you haven't seen Damaris in awhile you come upstairs with Nelsi. Damaris is happy to see you, and explains that her computer and printer are malfunctioning. You look at it, but realize it's going to take time so Damaris said you could come by around 7 PM tomorrow or Nelsi will be home around 3, if that's better?
Damaris offers to pay you or cook you dinner in return, but you tell her not to worry about it. So you call around 3:15, and tell Nelsi you're coming over and she says Ok, but then asks for a favor. She's a bit short on the cable bill (as well as a few other bills), and wants to know if she could borrow $200?
Nelsi tells you she will pay you back when her income tax refund comes in and please don't tell Damaris. You give it some thought (not much, because you'll probably never see the money again, but you and Damaris are good friends), and lend Nelsi the money anyway.
So when you get there before you work on the computer and the printer, Nelsi explains she should be able to pay you back in April.
Nelsi is grateful and says she will give you interest for lending her the money, but for now...
What cha gonna do?
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Post like this will get the thread back on track… her goodies wasn’t completely displayed. We had a chance to wonder. If the gals showing everything then get undressed,
what is it we surprised by. Props on the work
I’m start posting more in here
She this works…. I didn’t know what to expect, she didn’t have anything on display before revealing the goods
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