When they wake up in the morning, they inspect themselves in the mirror from every angle and every distance to see and assure themselves that there is enough of them that looks white...When you find them on the road the next day, the energy they have expended to achieve that desire is very evident. They have partitions combed into hair that does not need it; but usually, they simply have shaved off the non-conforming, undesirable non-white hair; better to have bare skin that to have hair that is not white...Or else, as the case was with one I saw today, they have fried and straightened their hair so that it falls like that of a white man; should they wear a baseball hat, the most important aspect of this act should be have the back hair hung out from under the hat....Of course they are not trying to be white; just because they are wearing their hair that way does not mean they want to be white. The same is true of the fact that they have affected a nasal, high-pitched, un-black, vocal tone that imitates the manner in which a white man speaks naturally...
Now if they could just take a pill to do something about that skeleton..They would have an extra long torso, like an alligator, a long neck and short arms and legs..when added to the desired narrow face, high forehead and all the foregoing, the desire to be a black white man would have been attained, whether they admit that this is what they really want or not.