
Do you know how long it took me to unlearn of the Roman CAC buffoonery
6 months
You don't want to unlearn because you are comfortable in the comfort zone Imposed onto you by force. You are what we call a successful case of mental branding. A simple refusal of actions you call comic book related would actually make me take you more seriously but how can one deny and yet obey at the same time. Thats like me saying egyptian religion is bullshit and yet calling myself AHME RA KHMETstupid to say the least
If I am to quote that comic book
Romans 6:16
Don't you know that when you offer yourselves to someone to obey him as slaves, you are slaves to the one whom you obey—whether you are slaves to sin, which leads to death, or to
Stranger than fiction
The fuck is wrong with you?
BTW times up!
This thread has been bookmarked, I gave you all the to prove me wrong,(as you can see I actually gave you way more time to get your shit right) and wow big surpriseall you could come up with was some dumb ass shit (hence the name). I'm sorry your answer that Ducks and Penguins are realated doesn't quite cut it!
You are informed that the next time you get into a religous debate, this thread will resurface!
Let me get that pussy now.
And fagot ass crystar mymine you can come out now, I'm done with this bitch ass thread!
GTFOH
ANIMAL diversification due to different environments fool!!!Your shit is easily debunked with one line and yetWrite that down and put it on the forehead of the woman you married according the bible
but sure
an idiot like you that doesn't even know ANimal families doesn't quite get it
Bookmark it and see how many people will see how stupid you . You think what am saying is going over your head like the rain cycle![]()
GTFOH
who are you to give me time , what you think this is a fuckin plantation?
Marriage is a biblical institute and yet you are so smart that you abide by it's rules. How can you abide by in your own words a comic book?
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They would call you a fool for unintentionally endorsing the fundamentals of the theory of evolution!This must have had every christian reading it shaking their heads and face palming at the same time at you utter stupidity and making them all look dumb!
Bookmarked!!!!!
Am amazed as how atheists always get emotional when you tell them they obey the same religion they don't take serious.
I am not trying to convert you simply questioning how someone can speak and act in an antagonistic way that only a person devoid of common sense would do. Aren't you atheists the same people that claim to be the smartest
Whether am religious or not is really my personal choice.We are not talking about me remember we are talking about you people that claim to have been imancipated from a religion you call a joke and YEt somehow OBEY. To me thats like you love something and you are in denial. I would greatly respect you if you emancipated yourself 100% and had nothing to do with religion but as you know YOU HAVEN'T
No it's not it's a social one.
Most non christian cultures have the institution of marriage!!!
Animal diversification is different from evolution
evolutions takes millions of years dumbass remember
Maan.......... You and I know you are dumb, this shit you are pulling is just to save face .
You just make the craziest arguments.
You have found that your myth is complete horseshit so you try to use how it has been mingled into society as we know it and claim that therefore we Atheists obey it.![]()
Again, the fuck is wrong with you?
Didn't you say some off the wall random shit, that ducks can de evolve back into penguins? Or did you not now that was adapting to your environment and becoming another species means?Dumb Ass!
Fabricating memories now![]()
I thought DUMBASS was how you sign off because thats what you are![]()
I thought DUMBASS was how you sign off because thats what you are
Please son, don't do anymore thinking,
you sounded slightly less blurting out stupid random google facts!
Aren't you the one copying and pasting DEAR KIDS articles
Am glad you acknowledge my FACTS while I pity yours which you are getting from google. You are stupid enough to contradict yourself and not even know animal families and their geographic differences. Do me a favour don't have kids , your ancestors should have had their gonads fed to sharks to prevent stupidity on this level ever getting out.
Who the hell you think your silly emotions are fooling. Selectively refusing to
I ask you to debunk my quotes in which it gave 10 reasons why the Ark was impossible and you saidWater evaporates at 100 degrees
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penguins and ducks are related!
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I thought DUMBASS was how you sign off because thats what you are
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What do you guys think about the biblical story where Noah's son Ham see's him in his nakedness and Noah puts a curse on Ham's fourth son?
Please comment! Dumbass!
For all the stuff we don't know, we simply say we don't know.The bottom line is that for all the criticisms science head have for holy books, there is still a lot of shit that science can't explain. So here are my crackpot bible theories.
1. How did he gather all the animals? God made them come to Noah.
2. How did he feed them, including the meat eaters? Some of them could have been newborns still drinking milk. God could have made a miracle to allow inter-species milk feeding. Birds could have been eggs etc.
3. The bible only ever refers to the world known at that time. Some parts of the world may have went into an ice age instead of been flooded out. There was a recent ice age.
4. Our life span was shortened by God after the flood. It has been suggested that the flood came from water in the ozone layer. The water could have blocked out UV rays etc. that contribute to our current age cycle.
Faith carries over to science too. Alot of the theories are just that, theories. We can't observe them, but we use other science to come to that theoretical conclusion. Evolution, black holes, the THEORY of relativity, and absolute zero temperatures, are all theories. Miracles and other things in the bible defy logic but so does a wormhole in space. I believe in the bible, but I can be wrong. So can the physisists that tell you about wormholes. Use your head and don't knock a ni99as beliefs cuz you ain't no better.
The bottom line is that for all the criticisms science head have for holy books, there is still a lot of shit that science can't explain. So here are my crackpot bible theories.
1. How did he gather all the animals? God made them come to Noah.
2. How did he feed them, including the meat eaters? Some of them could have been newborns still drinking milk. God could have made a miracle to allow inter-species milk feeding. Birds could have been eggs etc.
3. The bible only ever refers to the world known at that time. Some parts of the world may have went into an ice age instead of been flooded out. There was a recent ice age.
4. Our life span was shortened by God after the flood. It has been suggested that the flood came from water in the ozone layer. The water could have blocked out UV rays etc. that contribute to our current age cycle.
Faith carries over to science too. Alot of the theories are just that, theories. We can't observe them, but we use other science to come to that theoretical conclusion. Evolution, black holes, the THEORY of relativity, and absolute zero temperatures, are all theories. Miracles and other things in the bible defy logic but so does a wormhole in space. I believe in the bible, but I can be wrong. So can the physisists that tell you about wormholes. Use your head and don't knock a ni99as beliefs cuz you ain't no better.
Venus, the second planet from the Sun, is the hottest world in the solar system. Because of Venus' extremely thick atmosphere, the planet suffers from a runaway Greenhouse effect. Energy from the Sun passes through the atmosphere to the planet's surface, where it is absorbed and radiated at longer wavelengths as infrared. Venus' atmosphere traps these longer wavelengths so they cannot escape into space. The trapped energy builds up, so the planet grows hotter and hotter.
With a surface temperature of almost 480 °C (900 °C), this place is hot enough to melt lead. Because of Venus' heavy atmosphere, the planet's surface pressure is very high. Pressure is defined as the weight of the atmosphere pressing down on you per unit area. On Earth, we don't notice the air pressure at all. The thick atmosphere on Venus would make it difficult to see objects very far away from you. Since carbon dioxide is poisonous to humans, you would not be able to breathe on Venus.
Although the gravity on Venus is about the same as on Earth, the weight of the atmosphere would crush you. There are always thunderstorms somewhere on the planet, and lightning flashes about 25 times every second somewhere in Venus' atmosphere. The atmospheric pressure at the surface of Venus is about 90 times that of Earth's (90 atm). This atmosphere consists mainly of carbon dioxide, which is a gas that is not breathable. In addition, the clouds of Venus contain drops of sulfuric acid, a poisonous chemical.
Yall realize that Ham had to be around 500+ and Noah over 600 when Ham allegadly looked at his father nakedness. Now How gay do you have to be to be a 500 year old guy looking at your naked 600 year old father?
Don't take my word for it, read your bible and crunch the numbers and tell me what you come up with!![]()
What a dumb fuck
you do know that ancient calendars un totally different from today's calendarsTodays calendar runs on 12 months and 31 days. Ancient calendars were lunar and ran on 28 days and 8-10 months.
You are a mascot for stupidity
As you can see this places Noah after the great kindoms of Egypt, so I wonder why there was no record of a great flood by them, or any water lines on the pyramids?by Dr J. Osgood
The question as to exactly when Noah’s Flood occurred has seen a variety of different answers from scholars through the years. The only possible way such a date could be obtained is if the documented evidence which exists provides enough clues to pinpoint the event. Now, while there are many documents and folk histories concerning Noah’s Flood, the most detailed description occurs in the Biblical text. Does the Bible contain sufficient chronological data to enable us to put a time on Noah’s Flood? I believe it does and I believe it does this so clearly that no doubt should remain either about the timing or the nature of this judgment by God upon this earth.
The art of the Biblical chronologist or Date-finder is a mystery to most, so let me explain how such a date can be found. Firstly, I will take a brief look at the assumptions or starting points which I will use.
I must assume or believe to be true that the information about dates does exist in the Bible (otherwise I would not start to look).
I must assume that such information is reliable and the writers did not set out to deceive. (This assumption must be made about any historical document before it is examined.) Therefore if I find apparent contradictory evidence in the text, I will first assume that a problem exists in my understanding rather than the text.
Thirdly, I assume that since the Bible is God’s revealed word to man, it is accurate and therefore will not conflict with true historical information derived from outside the Biblical text.
Lastly, I assume that the best way of using information from one part of the Bible is to use it the way the Biblical writers used it or referred to it in other parts of the Bible.
Now back to our problem. Since we exist in the present, we are really trying to find information that will enable us to add up the years between us and Noah’s Flood. As our starting point we will take the Birth of Christ. It is unlikely anyone will dispute that Christ was born approximately 1,984 years ago. Since Christ is recorded as having referred to Noah’s Flood as a past event it should be obvious that we need data that will take us back beyond 2,000 years.
The next date we can put down with reliable certainty is 967 BC or 2,948 years ago. This is the date at which Solomon laid the foundation of the Temple (1 Kings 6:1). For those who are interested in the detailed evidence as to why this event can be placed in 967 BC I would refer you to Professor Edwin Thiele’s work The Mysterious Numbers of the Hebrew Kings. His work can be summarized by the statement that both the chronology of the Ancient Assyrian Culture and the Biblical record point to this date. The first verse of Kings chapter 6 is also useful in that it tells us there was a time span of 480 years (see Appendix 1) from the time Israel left Egypt (the Exodus) until Solomon began to build the Temple.
The Exodus occurred therefore roughly 1,981 + 967 + 480 years ago (see Appendix 2) or 3,428 years ago or 1447 BC +/- 1 year. Why do I say +/- 1 year?
As the chronologist compares the family trees or chronologies in the Bible, it is interesting to note that these lists use only whole years (e.g. Gen. 11). Now if a person is listed as being 44 years of age when their son was born, they may have been just 44 or nearly 45. Anywhere in this period of 12 months they are still 44. This introduces a margin of error of up to 12 months or 1 year for each person or event in such a list.
As the Bible records the Flood a significant time before the Exodus, let us examine data which will take us back before this event.
Paul, a university trained Jew, well skilled in the Hebrew language, the religion of the Jews and the writings of Moses, wrote in the early years of the Christian era, a letter to the church at Galatia (Galatians 3:17). He stated that the Israelites left Egypt to return to the promised land 430 years (see Appendix 3) after God gave the promise to Abraham, the founder of the Jewish race.
According to Acts 7:4 and Genesis 12:1-4, Abraham was 75 years old when God gave him the promise and in the same year his father Terah was 205 years old and Abraham was born when Terah was 130 years of age (Gen.11:26-33). (See Appendix 4.)
The statements of genealogy in Genesis 11:10-26, are father-son statements and link Abraham to Noah’s son, Shem. The statements list the persons by name. Their year of birth against their father’s age is listed and their father is named. These chronologies do not have missing generations; there are no gaps.
If we add up the figures mentioned between Shem’s 100th year (Gen. 11:10) and Abraham (Gen. 11:26) we get 350 years. Since 9 names are mentioned it is 350 years +/- 9 (9 margins of error of up to 1 year each).
Genesis 11:10 tells us that Shem was 100 years old, 2 years after the Flood had finished. When was Noah’s Flood? 1,981 years to AD 0 plus 967 years to the founding of Solomon’s Temple plus 480 years to the end of the Exodus plus 430 years to the promise to Abraham plus 75 years to Abraham’s birth plus 350 years to Shem’s 100th birthday plus 2 years to the Flood. The Biblical data places the Flood at 2304 BC +/- 11 years.
This date is, as expected, in conflict with secular archaeology which regards the Flood as either local or a myth and the Biblical chronologies as irrelevant or inaccurate.
The placing of a catastrophic global flood in the year 2304 BC means that all civilizations discovered by archaeology must fit into the last 4,285 years. The significance of this fact will be pursued in later articles. [Ed.- for more information, see TJ 2 (1986), pp. 56-87 and TJ 3 (1988),
So Dumb ass how old would 600 years be, in converted years?A 10 month 28 days calender would give you only 80 years, so that leaves Noah at the compleation of the Ark at 520
Big difference!
And don't give me that dumb ass line that the moved at a different speed, to make the difference, back then.Cause I have a video for you to debunk that lie!
Check it:
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Check this also:
As you can see this places Noah after the great kindoms of Egypt, so I wonder why there was no record of a great flood by them, or any water lines on the pyramids?
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As far as the animals coming to Noah, please how did those trees walk over from North America (yes plants are species also and according to Barry Meatyard and John Hewitson, there is way over 300,000 different species of plants) , and how did the fresh water fish swim over the ocean?
Note if all of the floods water were to be released into the earth atmosphear it would weigh us down like a heavy ass blanket (even fog, steam and gases have volume) crushing all life to death.