Curry and Tikka Masala Thread - Indian Women Ongoing Thread (Add On)

Nagma and her husband moved into your building sometime last year and it was very rare that you would see her and her husband together. Part of the reason was that he worked nights and would sleep during the daytime.

What was strange was that sometimes Nagma would call on your to help her with things around the house while her husband was at work. It wasn't that she didn't ask him to do certain things, it was just he would say he would take care of things later and never do them. So she would call you and then lie to him by claiming she did certain things herself.

It must have been Tuesday night, but you remembered getting a call from Nagma asking you to stop by her apartment because she needed your help with a new project for the kitchen.

Upon arriving she just wanted you to drop by and try some of the "Strawberry Shortcake" she just made.

It was very good and she wanted you to take a piece home with you, but before you did you had to "eat a slice" of her complaining about her husband and why he wants to "hang out" with his friends instead of spending a nice evening with her?



She suspects that there might be another woman, and then asked you:
"If you were married to me and I'm sitting at home practically begging to have sex with you, would you run out to "hang with your boys?"



Nagma was clearly upset and asked you:
"Would you turn this down?"




 
Like most guys you have your good days and bad days when it comes to women. Sometimes you can go weeks thinking that "Ralph Ellison" wrote his most famous novel about you and then all of a sudden you might get a prolonged glance or a smile from a total stranger.

However, every now and then "Lady luck" seems to cut you some slack and some good fortune shines on you.

Your niece Tamara lives next door to an Indian family, who seem to be okay, but according to her they don't really interact too often. Nevertheless, you decided to "hang out" at her place for about a week since you rarely spend time with her and it was a nice place (New Jersey) to get away from the city.

Last Sunday, Tamara had a big cookout at her place and things went really well, so well that you didn't even mind having to help clean up. The only problem was that most of the people that you assumed would help either left or went back in the house which basically left you all alone with your giant Hefty trash bags.

So you're out there picking up Soda cans and paper plates and suddenly you hear a voice coming from the darkness. You look around but can't figure out where the voice is coming from until you hear it again:
"How come you didn't invite me?"

Suddenly a young lady from next door gets a chair and looks over the fence and repeats:
"How come you didn't invite me?"

You had to explain that you were a guest yourself and introduced yourself and she told you that her name was Daminda. You told her that is a pretty name and she asked you do you know what it means?

Of course you said: "No," and asked "What does it mean?"
A wicked smile came across her face and she said:
"Let's play a little game, meet me this morning right here in the backyard around 6:00 AM, and I will tell you."

You couldn't sleep at all that night and spend hours trying to figure out what did Daminda have planned for you?

 
Neha always enjoyed talking to you because she felt that you offered her very positive advice especially when it came to relationships. Unfortunately, things didn't work out between her and her boyfriend and they eventually broke up.

For some strange reason Neha started to hint that now that she was a "free woman" that maybe someone like you could apply for the vacant position.

You couldn't deny that you found Neha attractive, but the problem was that she was a young woman that probably wanted to go out often and you were comfortable sitting at home watching the game.

And yet she was determined to change your mind...

 
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