Curry and Tikka Masala Thread - Indian Women Ongoing Thread (Add On)

Your next door neighbor, Smeshnanda must have been out partying last night because she accidently left her keys in the door. You noticed this when you went to take out the garbage and tapped on her door to try to return her keys to her.

It took her a few minutes to open the door, but when she finally did she came to the door like this and although she was a little tipsy she was so grateful that she invited you in for a few minutes.

 
You met Pragy at your neighborhood "Baskin Robbins," and the flirting started almost immediately as you watched her scope out a pint of ice cream for you.

She joked and asked you:
"Exactly how do you eat your ice cream, do you eat it while it's cold and hard, or do you wait for it to melt and drip down the side of the cone?"

You paused for a few seconds and told her that you liked it cold and straight out the refrigerator.

Pragy told you that she enjoyed it when it melted a bit and she allowed it to drip down the side of her mouth and liked to catch it with her tongue.

You paused once again to process what she just said, and assumed that she might be flirting, and took some time to consider how you would proceed.

You told her that she must have a very skilled tongue?

She came back with:
"Wouldn't you like to know?"

For the next month and a half you became a regular customer and one day Pragy asked you did you know of any available jobs? You told her about a few places, but the problem was that she didn't have a computer at home at the moment and was wondering if you could print out a few listings. She gave you her cell phone number and asked you to call her when you were going to stop by with the listings.

However, one night you got a phone call from a number you didn't recognize and it turned out to be Pragy. She explained that she was at her friend's house and was using her computer and just wanted to talk for a few minutes.

The flirting started again and Pragy wanted to know:
"Is the ice cream you get from me the only thing you have a taste for?"

 
A few months ago one of your former coworkers, Candi introduced me to this Indian restaurant called "Bungalow," and it was quite an experience. You had never eaten Indian food before, and being that Candi was of Indian descent she served as a guide and recommended selections that she felt you might enjoy.

She was even kind enough to introduce you to the co-owner, Mrs. Sharma, who made you feel right at home in the establishment. In fact, Mrs. Sharma was kind enough to suggest items and even offered you a few free things.

While you were there you noticed that the place had a few ceramic Elephants and you asked Mrs. Sharma were did she get them from and explained to her that one of your Aunts was a collector.

She explained that she had travelled to various places in the city as well as throughout the world and would pick them up whenever she saw one that she liked. Furthermore, she suggested that the next time you visit she would be happy to show you some of her collections in her office upstairs.

As luck would have you were in the area last Saturday evening and figured you would stop in and order some food to take home when you saw Mrs. Sharma, who was very happy to see you.

She reminded you that she promised to show you her Elephant collection before and said if you wanted to follow her upstairs to her office you could view it briefly. However, she warned you that you might not be able to stay too long because the air conditioner in her office was not working properly.

You could feel the heat when you got upstairs, but it was bearable and Mrs. Sharma removed her jacket as she complained about the heat.

Your eyes immediately "locked in" on her breasts and she saw you and just smiled and you anticipated the verbal "tongue lashing" that was about to come.

To your surprise Mrs. Sharma had another form of "tongue lashing" in mind for you.

 
You met Mira a few months ago when you were riding you bicycle in Central Park and she was jogging around the roadway. It was actually strange because all you did was stop on the side of the road to check your gear shift and she came by and stopped to see if you were alright.

You ended up talking and she became your "cycling buddy."

You found that you could talk to Mira about a myriad of subjects, but she really valued your perspective on Male-Female relationships.

Which brings us to last Tuesday when you were discussing how men and women view sex differently and how men can have sex without any emotional attachment to the woman.

Mira said:
"You don't think women can do that also."

You told her that you didn't think so.

Mira just looked at you and said:
"Really, ok, let's see about that and don't sweat it I'm on the pill. Besides, you're not going to be able to pull out of this."

 
You and a few of your friends decided to "hang out" at "Harlem Tavern this past Sunday to watch game 7 of the NBA Finals between the Indiana Pacers vs. Oklahoma City Thunder.

The table was reserved in Malcolm's name so you figured you would just wait for him at the bar until he arrived and confirmed his table. So you're basically just sitting there with a Ginger Ale in hand and observing the crowd as you wait for him and the rest of the fellas.

As you're looking around you are surprised to see so many tables filled with groups of single women (at least there didn't appear to be any guys sitting with them), and very attractive women at that.

One particular woman caught your eye and for a minute or two you thought she might have been looking in your direction, but you were not sure? If you had to be honest with yourself you kept trying to sneak a peek at her because she looked like an actress or model, but you were trying your best not to be obvious.

Without warning your "new crush" gets up and you assume that maybe she's going to the bathroom, but instead she's making a beeline towards you.

She stands next to you while she waits for the bartender to see her and you're searching for the right words to say to her to start a conversation, but nothing is coming to you.

Finally, she takes the initiative and says:
"You look very familiar and I believe I know you from somewhere?"


 
Your friend Khalil looked like he had been in a fight and was moving as if all the energy had been drained out of him, so you asked him was he okay?

He told you that his sister's friend, Sahar came to visit and initially she was going to spend the night (since it was past 11:00 PM) and the trains run very slow after that hour.
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Sahar asked Khalil could he take her home (he didn't want to because he had to get up early for work), but he made the trip anyway.

When he got to her apartment she told Khalil that she would like to "braid" his hair if he would in turn "braid" her hair.

Khalil looked confused since he is bald, and then she asked again.

Trying to be polite Khalil quickly turned towards the door and told her that he had to get up early in the morning to go to work (even though Sahar told him that he could spend the night).

He complain complained because he had to wait for about 90 minutes for the next train to arrive because he had just missed one when he got to the station.

You had to explain to Khalil that was not all that he missed.

 
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